Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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secret moon powers or some shit.
>Taking my words literally when I said moon powers when HIS team were the ones saying it first.

Assburgers Hayden—Peel moment!

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Four more days until the full moon, Claudio. Are you really ready to unleash the first seal?
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Why did you not censor that? This demonic fuck has his erect dick down there.

Fucking retard.

....

Wait a fucking minute.
>Mexicans are protesting against gentrification
>Some Mexicans wrote "Kill a gringo", "Learn Spanish or leave", "Shut up whitey".

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I almost broke my mental ankles the moment I read this from witnesses.

I LOVE ESCALATION!

I know there are Mexicans here that know about what's going on down there.
But for the fucking love of God. Tell anyone protesting to not fucking touch the Americans, and immediately record the faces of anyone that does.

I know everyone, even in USA, fucking hates tourists that are a bunch of dumbasses. But not only will physically harming (or worse) the euroamericans make them martyrs for the cause of the opposite side, but it will make everyone involved look bad.

Either way, these "gentrification protests" are too late. Cancun has already been gentrified. Trust me, I went there 14+ years ago.
His mom and dad are eating. They just put Claudio's food down his neck tube.
Tell your biology teachers from junior high that they fucking failed you—then restart junior high from 0.

Now. Do it now.

And when you are done, buy a knife and—

Talking about knives...!

Hey, @Goycast Guy. Remember the notification I told you about?
 
Well. @Goycast Guy

As I was eating, I surprisingly didn't end up imagining your neck sliced open by the trachea with the knife I was using. Not even once. Quite a fun fact, right?

No, @Goycast Guy. That's not a death threat and it wouldn't even look like a believable one with most judges in USA. I am not saying stuff that would imply that I am coming for you.

You ain't worth it, demonic twink. I will just wait for some Tyrone (black man), or some Steve (white man) to take you out. With your attitude, it will happen.

In retrospective, they WOULD do you a favor. Murder is not suicide, so you won't go to Hell for dying like that AND they will be giving you what you want!

Everyone wins in the end. Even me!

Since I can't rate my own posts:

❤️ for vibes!
 
Hm. Now that I mentioned the Gringos in Mexico.... it makes me wonder.

I bet the Americans from that neighborhood I can get to, by walking, are very happy they aren't residing in the center of the state. Right?

How do I know that unknown family are Americans? Easy. They had this flag (for losers) on their window:

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For any euroamerican that got fucking triggered for this statement. Hear me out, at least of wasn't the NatSoc Germany flag.

NOW that one is for absolute losers. Even before the nazis lost, it was for losers. Hitler was way more doped up the last half of his government than fucking Biden!

Someone sounds jealous that I have a functioning throat. :oops:

>Flustered Chris Chan emoji


Is there a term for written Freudian slip? Because Hayden just did it
 
>Flustered Chris Chan emoji

Is there a term for written Freudian slip? Because Hayden just did it
What are you implying? That he fucked his mother? He's a delusional trans sperg?

Like god, you are not for a second as clever as you think you are. If you were, you wouldn't be here. You'd realize you are a seething shitheel we're laughing at as you try to put your bravest face and act like none of what we say bothers you. You'd actually not care and not interact.

Just give up your gotcha responses, they only prove points against you.
 
Claudio has made 1,190 posts since opening his account of April 8th 2025:
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With so much tard rage being spewed from him, he makes it hard to take anything he says seriously, and hard to sift through the trash to find anything of value. That said, I want to highlight some key posts that I reference when I refer to him as a violent, furfag, zoophile, cat-raping, pedophile, incest-enjoying, faggot.

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(L|A)
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(L|A)
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(L|A)
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(A)

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You know you're a real WINNER when you feel the need to rate your own posts
It speaks of confidence. So of course it is!

@Sperg Spectating

Get over here now, lolicon.

Me with my ex rn.

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The cheese and grease would clog his tube.
Wanna know the best part about doing these "HAHAHAAH I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!" stunts?

That everyone else knows the difference between the trachea and the throat. (Wink wink @Goycast Guy)

The moment they see this, they'll be confused as to what you mean. Wanna know why?

Trachea =/= Throat.
What are you implying? He's a delusional trans sperg?
That he's flustered. You dumb retard.
Like god, you are not for a second as clever as you think you are.
Let me pause you right there.

What do you mean "Like God"? Hm? Looks like your statement came out "funny"! Are you implying He isn't clever?
If you were, you wouldn't be here.
I am clever. You, in exchange, sound pissed off.
You'd realize you are a seething shitheel
Projection
we're laughing at as you
"Laughing".

if laughing meant seething, then i believe you.
try to put your bravest face and act like none of what we say bothers you.
It doesn't. Wanna know what does bother your team?

Sperg's power word (by yours truly, me):
"Lolicon", "Euroamerican"
Brayden Hayden-Peel (@Goycast Guy)'s POWER PHRASES (by yours truly, me):
"You are a twink", "Brayden Hayden-Peel", "Euroamerican", "Amerimutt"
Sparkletor's POWER PHRASES (by yours truly, me):
"Your mom is a whore", "Euroamerican", "Jesus is LORD", "GOD HAS POWER", "You can't answer Yes/No questions."

Need I go on?

Claudio has ma—ACK!
Thanks for the bookmarking of my biggest hits, slave!

Muh desensitization
Again, you can't help but lie.

I am desensitized for legitimate reasons. Not that you would know. I think you need the Vlad Tepez rectal massage therapy!

And by therapy, I mean the execution procedure.

Obviously.

Although, unlike Vlad Tepez, I may only just drink some cool hibiscus tea. Just for the sake of being ironic.
 

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