Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LiquidKid]

After watching Nick talk about April leaving Aaron twice (Aaron Watch Party on Locals and Pretty AntiSocial), I've picked up on something.

Nick comes off as annoyed. . He keeps insisting that she shouldn't have left Aaron the way she did.

It seems as though he resentful towards her showing up with boxes of her belongings. He says we don't have room for all that stuff. "You can move into the other house, I guess?"

Ouch. That's a tad cold. I guess the honeymoon phase was over.

No, did you forget? He was trying to sell the silent hill house to Aaron. It’s very clear the plan was for April to divorce then and keep the house, April had no stake in Aaron’s current house.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

In a violent turn of topic, what the fuck is Nick going to cover now?

The Read trial was a disaster, the Diddy trial was a nothingburger, Nick is too uninformed to cover contemporary news stories and he's too insecure about his legal knowledge to cover Supreme Court outcomes like Kurt and Sean.

He can't overly indulge in Meltonite shitting on Aaron. He's not got any worthwhile stories to hand over to Dick Masterson.

I vote for a new round of MasterChef. That was a fun time, though naturally I defer to the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil and it's permanent veto on Rekieta content.

But have you heard that Aaron at his GOO!?!?!?!

More seriously, I think that he will find some random topic to shoehorn in some sexual theory.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Foolish and dumb as Aaron might be, a W for Nick is a W for evil. I find it utterly mystifying that the good burghers of Minnesota don't recognize this. It's why I find it so hard to shake the suspicion that they're all suckling on the withered old money teat of the Ma Rackets Crime Syndicate.

Actual footage of the event dramatized and animated.

 

[Captain Manning]

The second Aaron found out about the unauthorized access and distribution of his personal emails and financial information he should have stfu buried this faggot. Especially after he knew Balldo jumped at the first sliver of chance he had to put him behind bars and ruin his life.

The biggest single problem Aaron has is that he views everything... EVERY SINGLE GODDAMNED FUCKING THING... through the lens of "can I grift off this?"

And if you look at Aaron's coverage of Nick, the answer to that question is apparently "no, not really."

Nick's metrics have suffered really badly throughout all this, but Aaron's growth, if any, has been really tepid. He's still just a 13.4k sub channel.

Right now, @elb... who runs a clipping channel... is about 200-300 subs away from surpassing Steel Toe Morning Show.

What this tells me is two things:

1. When possible, people much rather watch clips concerning Rekieta on elb's channel than watch Steel Toe Morning Show. This includes clips of Steel Toe Morning Show.

2. Aaron's show has had an overall negligible effect on Nick's downfall. I think the Farms (especially @MNPublicRecords), Kino Casino, other YouTubers, and... most importantly, of course... Nick's own actions, have had a far more profound impact on the sad situation Nick finds himself in today.

Notwithstanding all that, Nick tries to make it sound like Aaron's show is responsible for his broken e-career. Nick is either too fucking stupid to know what's really hurt him, or he's simply blinded by rage at his former lover who doesn't want to do butt stuff with him anymore.

My point is this: Nick ain't gonna have comeback from fighting Aaron, but Aaron's belief that he's gonna make it big from some big OnA vs. Howard Stern style radio beef with Nick (or probably anybody) is pure fucking fantasy. I just don't think he's really that good at what he wants to do. Does anybody here even watch full episodes of STMS?

More seriously, I think that he will find some random topic to shoehorn in some sexual theory.

Does Kurt stick his micropeen into the pizza casserole?

 

[elb]

Right now, @elb... who runs a clipping channel... is about 200-300 subs away from surpassing Steel Toe Morning Show.

All I do is win

 

[Melty Butter]

Is dueling illegal in Minnesota? The most equitable solution would be pistols at dawn.
Some dumb balldowasher: But Mr. Dixieland Buckaroo!
Me: That's Dr. Dixieland Buckaroo.
Some dumb balldowasher: Sorry, Doctor! But Nick isn't allowed to use or own firearms.
Me: I know what I said.

Btw, congrats on having Null cover your post on MATI. Your summaries are more cohesive than mine.. (I was very tired and exasperated last night and mostly shoved it out onto this thread - such as it was - because I never want to revisit that stream again.)

In a violent turn of topic, what the fuck is Nick going to cover now?

Courtney Clenny (ofc because... OnlyFans) but I doubt that'll go to trial either. She ridiculously guilty and no trial date is scheduled due to whatever stupidity is happening in Miami. It was originally supposed to be this month.

He also talked about riding on some gun case with Branca... but Branca has proven to be fairly pro cops and noped out of streaming with Rekieta on Read, so... ???

Nick ain't gonna have comeback from fighting Aaron

Exactly. I always wonder what he thinks the point is.
- Protecting Kayla's honor? Lulz - what honor, anywhere?
- His privacy? Okay, whatever, dude. We all knew you were swinging.
There's not even a public argument that makes any sense.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Notwithstanding all that, Nick tries to make it sound like Aaron's show is responsible for his broken e-career. Nick is either too fucking stupid to know what's really hurt him, or he's simply blinded by rage at his former lover who doesn't want to do butt stuff with him anymore.

Correctly or not, Nick’s position is probably that none of those other sources would have had so much damning evidence against him if Aaron had kept his mouth shut.

The ultimate fault lies with Nick. He can’t stop talking about what a hopelessly retarded loser Aaron is. Yet Nick still entrusted Aaron with enough information to ruin his carefully crafted image and humiliate him and his wife for years to come.

This is 100 percent on Nick. Deep down, he knows it.

 

[Toilet Duck]

Nick ain't gonna have comeback from fighting Aaron, but Aaron's belief that he's gonna make it big from some big OnA vs. Howard Stern style radio beef with Nick (or probably anybody) is pure fucking fantasy.

I think the fascination of watching current day 'Gas worm balldo' Nick, if i could sum it up in a metahpor, it's like watching a rat complete a maze, only to observe the rat's realization there is no cheese or exit waiting for it. Rat Nick is also too mentally shattered to ever realize that there's no light at the end of this tunnel he's in. Technically, it might be, raising and caring for children is the end goal. being a successful father. But that's like the last thing he's concerned about. His end game is limitless pussy and drugs and praise, and watching him not get any of those things is kino. The comeback he desires is never coming.

 

[Captain Manning]

Correctly or not, Nick’s position is probably that none of those other sources would have had so much damning evidence against him if Aaron had kept his mouth shut.

Maybe not as much, but the single biggest blow against Nick is still...



Nothing to do with Aaron.

MNPR's very first post here is one of the most devistating things I have ever seen on KF. Nick will never live it down.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Does the fact that Rekieta doesn’t even LARP as a streamer anymore mean the judge is going to send him to jail in a few weeks?

 

[Vibralldo]

Does the fact that Rekieta doesn’t even LARP as a streamer anymore mean the judge is going to send him to jail in a few weeks?

Judge will probably give him no jail and a bit of cocaine

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Does the fact that Rekieta doesn’t even LARP as a streamer anymore mean the judge is going to send him to jail in a few weeks?

The judge will probably give him no jail or via some weird mechanic extend how long Nick needs to be a good boy to not go to jail.

Its far cheaper to threaten Nick with jail time than it is to send him to jail. Sending reprobates to jail costs money.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

MNPR's very first post here is one of the most devistating things I have ever seen on KF. Nick will never live it down.

For sure. There are KF users who still hate MNPR for making them look like amateurs in terms of reporting. User of the Decade and it’s not even close.

 

[3MMA]

No. I am talking about the HRO.

I don't think he wins on 7/15.

Sometimes the bad guys win in real life.

Whoa, a real live Ralphamale here

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Does the fact that Rekieta doesn’t even LARP as a streamer anymore mean the judge is going to send him to jail in a few weeks?

There are no guarantees in LolCow law and LOLsuits, but I just hope we get the funny ending. I am hoping for something that drops like bolt of lightning out of the blue sky and makes for maximum lulz.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Exactly. I always wonder what he thinks the point is.

Nick's injured narc ego demands death to all who betray him.

But on a simpler level, in Nick's mind if he can successfully blame Aaron for anything, he can successfully blame Aaron for everything.

If the judge agrees that Aaron doesnt need a restraint order against Nick, the judge MUST agree that Nick is correct about everything and everyone else MUST agree that Aaron is the great enemy and Nick did nothing wrong.

Aaron said I did coke? Wrong dumbass, Aaron didn't get an HRO against me.
Aaron said I neglect my kids? Sorry stupid, the court agreed Aaron was wrong.

Etc etc. Its bullshit only Nick cares about.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Sometimes the bad guys win in real life.

Remember, a happy cow produces better milk.

 

[USAroXX]

AARON should bring that FB or twitter post to his 7/15 hearing of the Barneswalker shitting on the minnesota small county judicial system specifically right where nick and Aaron live, for extra fun.

Apologies but that dumpy ass cunt getting dolled up and making the rounds to all of Aaron-specific hangouts with her faggy addict husband and their pedofile friend group is simply just so high-school and a gigantic ICK creepy factor.

No shame whatsover in being kicked out of a bar AS A GROWN ADULT PARENT to 5 kids? That fact gave them NO PAUSE? Really? They stood around outside "coping" like OH WHAT, a LOSER Bar Owner kicked us out of a "dive bar."

Yeah. But you ALL are in your 40s!!!!
AND
You were kicked out not because you were drunk, disurbing the peace, removed by a bouncer. You were removed because OTHERS view you as lowlifes and view Melton as a pedophile BUT YOU SHOWED UP IN PUBLIC multiple times with a someone people view as a PEDOPHILE?

I mean, go eat your feelings.

Then grow up.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Sometimes the bad guys win in real life.

i wouldn't call nick's pathetic life winning, but don't worry bros evil like nick doesn't win in the end.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

At least I am off on the 15th so I can find out quicker and laugh at whatever shenanigans unfold in court.