🇬🇧Garage owner unsure if penis still works after manhood was crushed by car in shocking footage - Bong loses dong. Classic tale.

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A garage owner is worried that his penis may no longer work after it became 'unrecognisable' following an incident where he was crushed by a car.

Karl Farrar was trying to get a BMW Estate into his garage but was struggling to reverse the vehicle so he put on the handbrake and got out of the car.

However, once he was out of the car it started rolling down the ramp it was on towards him, with Karl unsuccessfully attempting to stop it with his hands before the car crushed him against a wall.

A staff member came to help by getting into the car and driving it away from the wall, though it was in reverse at first so crushed him more initially, and once he was free Karl quite understandably ended up on the ground in what appeared to be an awful lot of pain.

He was taken to Manchester Royal Infirmary and kept there for a week, with doctors telling him he'd suffered soft tissue damage to his groin and pelvic area.

The 49-year-old garage owner said he's not sure if his penis still works after it ended up becoming 'unrecognisable' in the crush.

He said: "My man bits were smashed to bits. They were swollen, they were black and blue and unrecognisable in one bit.

"I don't know if they work or function because the area is very painful and sore still but I think it'll be okay. It was scary for a couple of weeks though.

"It's Final Destination stuff. My sensitive man area got smashed into my stomach and the belt buckle went into my stomach. A lot of the damage is soft tissue and nerve damage. Luckily nothing broke.

"It was obviously very painful but I'm not one for being amazingly soft. The scariest thing for me was when they had me on the floor and they were trying to put my leg straight and I couldn't bear it because the pain was too bad."

For a couple of days after he was crushed, he couldn't move his right leg and found it 'scary' as there were discussions about him possibly losing the leg, while he was on a ward with some patients who had their legs amputated.

He said he reckoned he was 'pretty unlucky ', considering he'd been racing cars for 16 years without injury and been done in by a BMW.

It later turned out that the BMW had an issue with its handbrake, and as a result the car that Karl reckons weighs around 1,800kg rolled into him.

The 49-year-old doesn't want to watch the video, saying it's 'traumatic' for him, but said he'd become 'brave enough' to share it with other people now.

He said: "I'm now hobbling about but there's still some pretty grim internal damage and a hole in my groin area. That said I've done way better than the doctors and physio thought I would at this point.

"I've been brave enough to download the video and share it so I know I was dumb trying to stop it it all happened so fast so be kind."
 
This was almost chinese level accident footage holy shit. If he tripped and got stuck and his body got stuck on that corner? Ouch.
Or if no one else was there. I know the dude who played Chekhov in the new Star Trek died that way. His car brakes failed or something when he went to get the mail and the suv pinned him against his house’s gate and he basically died suffocating
 
Or if no one else was there. I know the dude who played Chekhov in the new Star Trek died that way. His car brakes failed or something when he went to get the mail and the suv pinned him against his house’s gate and he basically died suffocating
What a rotten way to die. So do you think his balls exploded like a a satisfying pop from a pair of cold grapes in your mouth?
 
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His car brakes failed or something when he went to get the mail and the suv pinned him against his house’s gate and he basically died suffocating
What a rotten way to die.
It's even worse and stupider than it sounds, in an engineering negligence way. Very likely the fault of a shitty redesign of the gear selector present in Jeep Grand Cherokees.
You know that clear design that visually and physically lets you know what gear you've selected? Why not replace it with a rocker that goes back to the center after you move it, the only indication of the gear you have supposedly selected marked by an led?
 
It's even worse and stupider than it sounds, in an engineering negligence way. Very likely the fault of a shitty redesign of the gear selector present in Jeep Grand Cherokees.
You know that clear design that visually and physically lets you know what gear you've selected? Why not replace it with a rocker that goes back to the center after you move it, the only indication of the gear you have supposedly selected marked by a led?
Oh yeah that’s right they were going to issue a recall or something the same week he died and his family settled with them after a lawsuit.
 
It's even worse and stupider than it sounds, in an engineering negligence way. Very likely the fault of a shitty redesign of the gear selector present in Jeep Grand Cherokees.
You know that clear design that visually and physically lets you know what gear you've selected? Why not replace it with a rocker that goes back to the center after you move it, the only indication of the gear you have supposedly selected marked by an led?
Did you see how when he started the Challenger, his penis didn't grow by three inches? That's the magic of a shitty exhaust note! Same penis size, but now he's just a mobile nuisance (ie - rolling target).

I'll bet he's totally a tough little bitch who doesn't actually love suckling on dicks, too.

Real men have to be noisy, attention whores wherever they go, just like a five-year-old princess.

Wonder what the mindset is to think you're hot shit in a bottom-tier "sports" car that would get blown out of the water by any whisper-quiet EV in a sprint to 60 mph.

Please don't post this chode ass little cunt unless you're in a gaybros thread and can't seem to get over that edge.
 
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