DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I legit do not know how Phil would act if his mom died, but I doubt it would just be some vagueposting like this.
Khet having some kind of medical issue would result in something comparable to the Leanna "give her a pill" episode, which was handled rather obnoxiously by Phil, so I also don't think that happened.
I've never been bullish on divorcecoin but I do concede it is possible, however I don't think Khet is gone entirely. Phil is bad at lying and I would imagine it would be easier to pick up on it if she legit wasn't there at all. The fact that there's even a debate about her being there or not is enough for me to assume she is there, most of Phil's "behind the scenes" stuff he attempts to obfuscate are fairly easy to see through (WWE Champions, bankruptcy, doordash spending, etc). The Jasper Kitty Visitation theory is funny but I chalk it up to Phil being weird about shit rather than anything serious.

Normally I would assume the most boring reality with Phil (like the power outage) but honestly the most damning thing to me of all is that Phil bothered to post this at 8:09am. Phil is up early in the morning, so whatever happened more than likely warranted this, meaning it was probably something actually out of the ordinary. I don't think it was anything I mentioned above for the reasons I explained, but I do think it was something more substantial than the shopping cart incident or a comparably retarded incident.
 
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It's a nothing burger, last times we had such discussion was the weird wheel swindle and the grocery bag burglary.

My guess is either an appointement he forgot about and khet reminded him in the morning, and knowing how specific he is about not doing multiple things a day it's plausible that mean no streaming today in his mind.

OR he's just too hangover
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
It's a nothing burger, last times we had such discussion was the weird wheel swindle and the grocery bag burglary.

My guess is either an appointement he forgot about and khet reminded him in the morning, and knowing how specific he is about not doing multiple things a day it's plausible that mean no streaming today in his mind.

OR he's just too hangover
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I dont know if he said he would be back tommorow or for the night stream I would agree with you but him saying he doesn't know when he will be back makes me think its more
 
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Julia Chang said:
I legit do not know how Phil would act if his mom died, but I doubt it would just be some vagueposting like this.
Khet having some kind of medical issue would result in something comparable to the Leanna "give her a pill" episode, which was handled rather obnoxiously by Phil, so I also don't think that happened.
I've never been bullish on divorcecoin but I do concede it is possible, however I don't think Khet is gone entirely. Phil is bad at lying and I would imagine it would be easier to pick up on it if she legit wasn't there at all. The fact that there's even a debate about her being there or not is enough for me to assume she is there, most of Phil's "behind the scenes" stuff he attempts to obfuscate are fairly easy to see through (WWE Champions, bankruptcy, doordash spending, etc). The Jasper Kitty Visitation theory is funny but I chalk it up to Phil being weird about shit rather than anything serious.

Normally I would assume the most boring reality with Phil (like the power outage) but honestly the most damning thing to me of all is that Phil bothered to post this at 8:09am. Phil is up early in the morning, so whatever happened more than likely warranted this, meaning it was probably something actually out of the ordinary. I don't think it was anything I mentioned above for the reasons I explained, but I do think it was something more substantial than the shopping cart incident or a comparably retarded incident.
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I don't think it was just an outage, but I also don't think Kat left or anything of the sorts, or even that his mum died. I won't be surprised if Kat leaves him eventually. I mean, it is pretty clear she is not happy in that relationship. At this point, I don't even think they have a relationship, they are more like roommates than husband and wife.

We never see Kat around anymore, all we know about her for a while is what Phil mentions. She was never comfortable appearing on camera with him, probably due to the amount of trolling.

I was out of the loop for a long time, I remember when I first saw how much weight Kat gained, I was shocked. It is clear she is depressed and it won't surprise me if she jumps off this sinking ship. It is taking her long to realise there is no future with Phil.

Moar Krabs said:
I dont know if he said he would be back tommorow or for the night stream I would agree with you but him saying he doesn't know when he will be back makes me think its more
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He said he had no idea when he would be back, according to his tweet/community post.
 
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Hugh Keevins said:
I think he's on the East Coast with his family and this has been his plan all along. Marathon to raise a bit of money and to give him an excuse for 2 days off, then just lie for another few days before he comes home. Also explains why he's up so early if he's on EST.
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I guess that's a better strategy then telling everyone online when you'll be out of the house for a few days.
 
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WHAT SHOULD WE ARGUE ABOUT WHILE PHIL IS OFFLINE?!

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Is Phil autistic or just dumb? (Lunacy)
Does Phil tip himself? (Winner)
Is Phil an alcoholic? (Agree)
Is troll tipping ever alright? (Disagree)
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Get your votes in folks!

And post a Tophat if you’d like me to post some Panda/Phil erotic short stories!
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Gotta say, surprisingly strong demand for Phil/Panda fap fiction!
 
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Julia Chang said:
I legit do not know how Phil would act if his mom died, but I doubt it would just be some vagueposting like this.
Khet having some kind of medical issue would result in something comparable to the Leanna "give her a pill" episode, which was handled rather obnoxiously by Phil, so I also don't think that happened
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To be fair a panic attack is fairly minimal all things considered. When you see a parent or loved one hooked up to the machines and they're slowly being fed the "milk of amnesia" (the painkiller that Michael Jackson used to take to deal with his life) it hits very different. There's no "give her a pill" that solves that shit.

We have seen how sad he gets over just a pet passing away
 
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Fapcop said:
WHAT SHOULD WE ARGUE ABOUT WHILE PHIL IS OFFLINE?!

Vote with stickers!

Is Phil autistic or just dumb? (Lunacy)
Does Phil tip himself? (Winner)
Is Phil an alcoholic? (Agree)
Is troll tipping ever alright? (Disagree)
The biggest dent in the Snortsphere (Islamic)

Get your votes in folks!

And post a Tophat if you’d like me to post some Panda/Phil erotic short stories!
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Not voting top hat option from Fapcop is a crime.
 
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Fapcop said:
WHAT SHOULD WE ARGUE ABOUT WHILE PHIL IS OFFLINE?!

Vote with stickers!

Is Phil autistic or just dumb? (Lunacy)
Does Phil tip himself? (Winner)
Is Phil an alcoholic? (Agree)
Is troll tipping ever alright? (Disagree)
The biggest dent in the Snortsphere (Islamic)

Get your votes in folks!

And post a Tophat if you’d like me to post some Panda/Phil erotic short stories!
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That's cool and all but can you at least wait until I've finished the DSP prostate stimulation fanfic I'm half way through?
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
I do wonder if Kino touched a nerve last night, and he’s attempting to do damage control in the worst possible way. Much like what he did with the DMs and Asston.
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It definitely made him angry that they took 3 weeks off, came back to hundreds of dollars as soon as they started the stream and clowned on him crying about a minecraft bird.
 
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