DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Telemeter]

So did the Outage get resolved I just refreshed and nothing came up
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If it was a power outage he would be karening up a storm about it instead of being a behind-the-scenes style circumstance.

Complaining about service providers is his favorite pastime right after WWEC.

If he did get summoned back to CT (not going voluntarily) the conversation would have gone something like:

"OK mom, I came to see you like you asked, OK? OK. I gotta go now, need to push to reach this week's goal, so I guess this is it, I'll be waiting for the inheritance check and the like, alright? Very nice."

 

[neger psykolog]

If it was a power outage he would be karening up a storm about it instead of being a behind-the-scenes style circumstance.

Complaining about service providers is his favorite pastime right after WWEC.

Someone on Twitter posted an image in response to his post that showered there were 2000+ Comcast outages reported.

Maybe Comcast has returned as a detractor and he isn't badmouthing them because they paid him off that one time a detractor burned their entire future employment prospects by flicking the on/off switch on DSP's internet connection for a few laughs.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

Personally, I think it's Linda. The crying over the bird just felt unprompted and strange even by his standards; something must have been eating away at him. As for the "Well, why isn't he trying to exploit it?" argument, I think he's just working on an angle, he probably knows he'll get a bunch of trolls trying to wind him up over it so he doesn't have a meltdown on stream, so he wants to wait for the spot to be less sore.

Narcissists like Phil are strange creatures. He might be selectively empathetic, he might be taking the break because he thinks it will be used to hurt him. We'll probably find out eventually.

 

[San Dimas High School]

So funny to see how yall panic when he doesnt stream .

Ridiculous. But seriously, I bet scopely is starting to panic.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Someone on Twitter posted an image in response to his post that showered there were 2000+ Comcast outages reported.

Maybe Comcast has returned as a detractor and he isn't badmouthing them because they paid him off that one time a detractor burned their entire future employment prospects by flicking the on/off switch on DSP's internet connection for a few laughs.

I'm not ruling this out as a possibility but him saying he doesn't know when he will be back makes me think its more than just that. Yeah I know Phil doesn't care about his parents but even the most sociopathical people would drop everything if their was something wrong with their parents

 

[Telemeter]

So funny to see how yall panic when he doesnt stream .

Water cooler talk about a TV show you watch with the people who also like it is not panic, dummy.

Are you also a friendless hermit or what?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

yall

go back to reddit, faggot

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm not ruling this out as a possibility but him saying he doesn't know when he will be back makes me think its more than just that.

Could also just be a tactic to ensure the dent's wallets will be open, and to try and make himself look extra brave for returning unexpectedly

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I wonder, do any of these artifacts share similar properties to the Medallion?

I don't think any of them have been up Chris-Chan's ass. Yet.

 

[Twrx]

If someone did die, I could see him demanding the surviving parent not post an obit because it would "give the 'tractors a win

 

[neger psykolog]

go back to reddit, faggot

I only use Quora.

So what does everyone think about President Trump's policies and how they have impacted our favorite blue collar streamer DarksydePhil?
Please god no one seriously answer that, it's a joke about the slapfighting the thread devolves into when we don't have our favorite Hogan providing regular khantent

 

[Balr0g]

So funny to see how yall panic when he doesnt stream .

Hi Phil!

 

[Squatty Potty]

So funny to see how yall panic when he doesnt stream .

This you?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

People get real special about this but he can already deduct hogan pulls from his taxes. As current tax code stands a business is allowed to deducted expenses from unreleased products and failed projects. (This is a GOOD thing, you want the tax code to be leniet as possible, its just a case of a fat retard taking advantage of a good thing) The chance the government ever investigages him is basically zero, but if they do all he would have to say is its an ongoing project/failed scarped product.

This is the reason why Disney and Warner Brothers scrapped and black-holed a bunch of movies and shows in the last couple of years.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

So funny to see how yall panic when he doesnt stream .

Gossiping on the gossip forum. Whatever next.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

My guess on the latest reemergency is that he's been officially banned from all delivery services and he has to prepare his horse to make the heroic journey of 10 miles to the nearest Wendys. He just has to finish tying off the packs to Khet and wait for the Sherpas to arrive who are going to guide him.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm going with nothingburger. Power outage was actually my first thought, or some sort of planned maintenance that Phil is being dramatic about. It is a little odd that Phil posted so early, but not impossible. I doubt he was up and going about his day, he might have just randomly woken up hungover, decided he couldn't be assed to stream or come up with a reasonable lie about why he can't, so he just resorted to vague sympathy posting to get his dent's wallets for whenever he feels like rolling out of bed.

If someone in the gout sphere died, I'm sure there'd be half a dozen posts linking to the obituary, a video of someone holding a DSP Get a Job sign in front of the grave, and at least 4 Doody videos about how Phil faked Linda's death as part of some elaborate insurance scam because he used all his money paying off divorce alimony to Khet and couldn't afford Leanna's blackmail rates

 

[Moar Krabs]

My guess on the latest reemergency is that he's been officially banned from all delivery services and he has to prepare his horse to make the heroic journey of 10 miles to the nearest Wendys. He just has to finish tying off the packs to Khet and wait for the Sherpas to arrive who are going to guide him.

lmfao I think if it was that he would still stream but just end it early
"Guys I have to end stream early the worst thing ever just happened"

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

This you?
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He is a confirmed faggot

Phil is a drunk going through manopause. I think the crying could be anything

 

[Whaler]

and at least 4 Doody videos about how Phil faked Linda's death as part of some elaborate insurance scam because he used all his money paying off divorce alimony to Khet and couldn't afford Leanna's blackmail rates

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen a "CONFIRMED" video yet about this from Doody about how he has evidence of what's going on behind the scenes.