Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Breadbear]

I have a hard time reading her fanfiction, out of a mix of revulsion, confusion, and secondhand embarrassment.
Grimace Shake is an interesting turn of phrase. Not one I could have ever dreamed up, unless maybe I had a visit from the hat man.

 

[Phouquehead]

Seeing all these new posts from her, most of them about sex, must mean she's either in a manic phase of her schizo-whatever bipolar, or ovulating. A manry tamago has been released into her duderus and now must be fertilized—I mean ASHTON the MAN needs to spunk into some sekushii manko ASAP!

I used to be able to at least skim her disgusting fics but now I can't. It literally reads like a 12 year old who consumes porn, and shows how much she's mentally regressing. The stories are all about what Vanitas NEEDS, he NEEDS to impregnate Aqua, because he is a chibi purple STRAIGHT man and it is his right and he is NOT GAY. I know I and others say this all the time, but she really has transitioned into Chris Chan, just without the cult of personality. Does she know that locking her writing to AO3 users-only doesn't keep people from accessing these humiliatingly bad fics? She probably doesn't give a shit, as long her parents never find them and nobody leaves mean comments on the site itself.

And lmao at her saying she's tired of eBay and she wants to sell her used yaoi elsewhere. I remember how she fucked up that Pokemon card binder order and freaked that guy out by showing up to his house. Does she want people to come to her house and pick up the yaoi books they bought from her? She's literally posting on Facebook which has Marketplace for crying out loud. Maybe the doujin are really are all R18 and she's not allowed to sell them there lol. I can't imagine the books being in good condition either and she'll probably charge way too much for basically third-hand comics since there's no way she imported them directly from the doujin artists themselves. This is further confirmation though she's been wasting her money on shit she doesn't need.

 

[Dysnomia]

Seeing all these new posts from her, most of them about sex, must mean she's either in a manic phase of her schizo-whatever bipolar, or ovulating. A manry tamago has been released into her duderus and now must be fertilized—I mean ASHTON the MAN needs to spunk into some sekushii manko ASAP!

I used to be able to at least skim her disgusting fics but now I can't. It literally reads like a 12 year old who consumes porn, and shows how much she's mentally regressing. The stories are all about what Vanitas NEEDS, he NEEDS to impregnate Aqua, because he is a chibi purple STRAIGHT man and it is his right and he is NOT GAY. I know I and others say this all the time, but she really has transitioned into Chris Chan, just without the cult of personality. Does she know that locking her writing to AO3 users-only doesn't keep people from accessing these humiliatingly bad fics? She probably doesn't give a shit, as long her parents never find them and nobody leaves mean comments on the site itself.

And lmao at her saying she's tired of eBay and she wants to sell her used yaoi elsewhere. I remember how she fucked up that Pokemon card binder order and freaked that guy out by showing up to his house. Does she want people to come to her house and pick up the yaoi books they bought from her? She's literally posting on Facebook which has Marketplace for crying out loud. Maybe the doujin are really are all R18 and she's not allowed to sell them there lol. I can't imagine the books being in good condition either and she'll probably charge way too much for basically third-hand comics since there's no way she imported them directly from the doujin artists themselves. This is further confirmation though she's been wasting her money on shit she doesn't need.

I try to summarize so no one has to click the spoiler. It's a slog to get through because the writing is so bad. But the occasional gem like "you're my hot potty today" at least gives me a laugh. Her writing is getting a lot worse because the sex scenes are dominating and they are full of so many awful and ridiculous descriptions. It seems that Vanitas can only do two things. Mope and have degrading sex with Aqua. Her fics are so one dimensional. And she can't even make her skinwalk into a real man. He has to be some pathetic intersex emo with binded tits and a sad 5.5 incher. Even her fantasies suck. She can't even have fun with it. It's just a reflection of Pixy's life except she has a real flesh meat and a fuckdoll to degrade. Yawn.

Her overpriced paintings aren't selling either. Even if she sells the yaoi she is gonna waste the money on cosplay. There's no urgency here except her compulsion to cosplay badly. I do kinda want to see her Joker makeup though. I'm sure it would be a hoot.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Hot.
Sticky.
BONING.

I love Vanitas/Pixy's fantasy job as McDonalds manager A whole hour for lunch and free McDoubles!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And finally, if you are a man don't message her about dating., She is not gay. Yeah. Lots of luck finding that chick who wants your stomach penis, Pixy.

The longer this goes on the more we're finding out about what Pixy went through when she was the town bicycle. Key words here "FWB". They're great at first then they always turn ugly because emotions get brought in. In other words she was treated as somebody to fuck when nobody else was around and she mistook this for being in a relationship. The only time a woman willingly goes into a FWB relationship is when she wants the guy but he's not into dating her and she feels if she does this he'll change his mind later.

But even then, no woman would want a FWB with a smelly mentally ill woman like Pixy.

New self insert fanfic vomit fest. Vanitas has a dream that his mean dad is dead and he's ready to impregnate Aqua with his totally real flesh meat.

This reads like somebody who's never had sex before trying to describe it.

 

[Dysnomia]

The longer this goes on the more we're finding out about what Pixy went through when she was the town bicycle. Key words here "FWB". They're great at first then they always turn ugly because emotions get brought in. In other words she was treated as somebody to fuck when nobody else was around and she mistook this for being in a relationship. The only time a woman willingly goes into a FWB relationship is when she wants the guy but he's not into dating her and she feels if she does this he'll change his mind later.

But even then, no woman would want a FWB with a smelly mentally ill woman like Pixy.


This reads like somebody who's never had sex before trying to describe it.

I truly feel bad about her sexual trauma. But nothing short of lots of quality therapy and actually taking her meds is going to help. Her way of dealing with it is skinwalking a mopey KH character who treats women like human toilets. By the time she realised she was being used it was too late. She already had a bad reputation and was loads crazy and unmedicated. But it's not like anyone could even nudge her towards help back then. Anything that wasn't walking on eggshells while asspatting her the whole way resulted in being blocked.

My armchair is that she was always messed up in some way due to undiagnosed autism and being a child of Debbie. There was a screencap of a reply by Debbie to Pixy's Facebook from years ago when she was still a substitute teacher. I thought it was in the old thread but I couldn't find it. Maybe I missed it. But I recall Debbie being naturally furious that Pixy tanked her career because she wanted to dress inappropriately in front of kids then had a tard rage over why it was unfair. And Debbie says something like "We thought you would be normal". That really struck me.

So I think that they had a lot of issues with Pixy. And probably many of them, like Chris when he was a kid, weren't really her fault. Chronic mismanagement of her problems and having a loony for a mother, just like Chris, resulted in gradual formation of the trainwreck we see today. They both had their childhood fixations indulged to keep them quiet. Eventually turning into delusional skinwalks and the ultimate cow final form: trooning out. If only they had been steered in a more productive direction. I wish Pixy had never been introduced to anime. Maybe she would have fixated on something else. But anime only fed into her mental illness more and more because she wanted to be something she's not.

As for the fanfiction, it really is like some young teen writing lemons 25 years ago. While it reminds me of some of the worst text based eyebleach fuel I saw back then, it's actually worse. It's almost like the ones I'd see that were written by trolls just to take the piss out of the lemonistas of yore. Yet Pixy is 100% serious. She's almost the Tommy Wiseau of fanfiction. The only thing missing is that the fics are not so bad they are epic. They are just bad. But you can't discount the fact that despite how repulsive and poorly written they are, Pixy is taking this very seriously and thinks they are good enough to post for anyone with an AO3 account to see. She may actually think that locking them means they are private. Who knows. She's not the brightest crayon in the box.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Sometimes it almost wraps around to some sort of poetic autisticism.
"They made out hungrily, frenching in the McDonalds restroom".

I invite everyone to really imagine the opening of "Grimace Shake", a middle-aged manlet with crow's-feet and bitch tits, who looks suspiciously like Pixy, in McDonalds-issue red shirt and black slacks, sitting down in the break room with a McDouble and muttering to himself about that goddamn Grimace promo. Then his slam-piece shows up in her daisy dukes and he checks his watch to see if he can bang her before his next shift starts I love it.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

so im curious. if pixy encountered a man who was as insane as her and claimed to have a stomach vagina due to their belly button or something would she date them? because rejecting them for being a man would make her own LARP pretty stupid..

 

[Squidman]

so im curious. if pixy encountered a man who was as insane as her and claimed to have a stomach vagina due to their belly button or something would she date them? because rejecting them for being a man would make her own LARP pretty stupid..

Absolutely not. Pixy wants a true and honest woman, and you will not harm her.

 

[Kosher Dill]

so im curious. if pixy encountered a man who was as insane as her and claimed to have a stomach vagina due to their belly button or something would she date them?

No, a stomach vagina won't grow babies when she dumps 32 oz of her Grimace Shake into it.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I have a hot take. Everyone loves to blame Debbie, but I believe Pixy is a prime example of the problem with absent fathers in America. The girls who have fathers who are open enough to say, "If a man doesn't treat you with respect, take a walk, even and especially about sex." Did she tell her parents? Did her dad do anything if he found out? Did she ever get told it's okay to tell her boyfriend no to a sex act and that the relationship (if it was a good one) would be fine?

It makes me glad to be from a different time, not that I would want to have an intimate sex conversation with a daughter, but some things you just need to hear from a man who loves you unconditionally. Having just Pixy or just a gay son wouldn't make me think much, but having them both makes me question if he fulfilled his paternal duties or if these are the fruits of his efforts. If two out of your three kids are willing to go through humiliating and often painful acts to please strange men, you probably made some big mistakes as a dad.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Did her dad do anything if he found out?

No, he was too busy being a sarariiman in Nihon.

 

[LonesomeDud]

No, he was too busy being a sarariiman in Nihon.

Thanks. I think the worst part about the salaryman's lovechild story is that you had to realize Deb and a Japanese dude would have smashed to make that timeline true. To which I say:
ETA: Linking isn't working, but this old meme still pleases me and demonstrates the point. It's the Ripley's Believe It Or Not "Never Happened Meme". All the girls who like Asians want Kpop dudes, not little frog men that make them look like some sympathetic ogre in a Miyazaki film, 'Sarariiman Tame Obese Oni Woman".

 

[Platypus]

I have a hot take. Everyone loves to blame Debbie, but I believe Pixy is a prime example of the problem with absent fathers in America. The girls who have fathers who are open enough to say, "If a man doesn't treat you with respect, take a walk, even and especially about sex." Did she tell her parents? Did her dad do anything if he found out? Did she ever get told it's okay to tell her boyfriend no to a sex act and that the relationship (if it was a good one) would be fine?

It makes me glad to be from a different time, not that I would want to have an intimate sex conversation with a daughter, but some things you just need to hear from a man who loves you unconditionally. Having just Pixy or just a gay son wouldn't make me think much, but having them both makes me question if he fulfilled his paternal duties or if these are the fruits of his efforts. If two out of your three kids are willing to go through humiliating and often painful acts to please strange men, you probably made some big mistakes as a dad.

Papa Guilbeaux wasn't absent in the least bit, he had a lot on his plate with Debbie to begin with but it is very evident that he has always tried to parent Pixy (even if the parenting was shit) and also mediate between the two while bailing PT out financially.

Also you're implying he turned his son gay from being absent and that's just retarded. In all likelihood the bad parenting came from BOTH Debbie and Papa in the form of trying to force their gay son and autistic daughter to "be normal" and deluding themselves into thinking that making PT tan and blonde (and possibly trying to force their son to be straight) like every other Texan girl at the time would just magically make her normal instead of actually understanding their children's individual situations.

You praise the older version of parenting but that is exactly what created this mess, ignorant boomers.

 

[Dysnomia]

Here's her Facebook sale post. Note the usual "I'm not yaoi anymore I'm straight" nonsense instead of an actual description of the item being sold. I honestly don't think she can help being crazy like that. It just falls out of her head like brain diarrhea.



All written in Nihongo. She just can't resist adding Japanese. No one needs "Nihongo" in there. Everyone already knows what Japanese is. Also note that she censored the shota crotch on the bottom left but failed to censor the underage boner in the doujin above it. Riku is 15.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Here's her Facebook sale post. Note the usual "I'm not yaoi anymore I'm straight" nonsense instead of an actual description of the item being sold. I honestly don't think she can help being crazy like that. It just falls out of her head like brain diarrhea.

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All written in Nihongo. She just can't resist adding Japanese. No one needs "Nihongo" in there. Everyone already knows what Japanese is. Also note that she censored the shota crotch on the bottom left but failed to censor the underage boner in the doujin above it. Riku is 15.

What's more is calling it "icky" and not saying it ironically.

Everything about her screams "woman" and "performance".

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

why is her name master_belch? is burping the most manry thing you can do?

 

[Phouquehead]

why is her name master_belch? is burping the most manry thing you can do?

It's an Earthbound character. Early in her "transition" she was obsessed with this game and even cosplayed/skinwalked Ness.

Apparently she's also selling perfume. And it's Debbie's. This makes me really believe she stole her jewelry and pawned it off some time ago, when Debbie posted on FB about missing bags of jewelry. What a rotten bitch. Yes, Debbie's a bitch too but she still has basic rights and unless she gave her stupid daughter permission to sell her belongings then Sarah doesn't get to do this.


Meanwhile, that doujin altogether probably isn't worth $150, and yeah, she doesn't bother listing basic details about each book like page length, or the fact that they're explicit shota yaoi. It's all about her fake autismo sexuality and how poor she is. The only kind of person I could see being desperate enough to buy this smut off of her is an equally braindead coomer fujo... Or a ween! If I gave enough of a shit I bet I could find out how much these doujin are selling for elsewhere. If they're popular enough (especially being Kingdom Hearts works) there's probably full scans of them online too, lowering their value even more.

Spoiler: More info from her eBay

Here's seller feedback for some of the other crap she's sold in the past year.

Surprisingly, it was just that Pokemon binder sale she fucked up. There were no issues with shipping her other orders. She also successfully sold other perfume recently too. She's gotten that greedy and desperate that she's going to sell Debbie's unused and expensive-looking items, probably to make sure she can afford to attend San Japan.

I hope if she makes it to that con, she gets humiliated to the point she finally drops the trans incel larp and realizes what a terrible person she is.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Meanwhile, that doujin altogether probably isn't worth $150, and yeah, she doesn't bother listing basic details about each book like page length, or the fact that they're explicit shota yaoi. It's all about her fake autismo sexuality and how poor she is. The only kind of person I could see being desperate enough to buy this smut off of her is an equally braindead coomer fujo... Or a ween! If I gave enough of a shit I bet I could find out how much these doujin are selling for elsewhere. If they're popular enough (especially being Kingdom Hearts works) there's probably full scans of them online too, lowering their value even more.

Are these not something that she produced?

 

[Phouquehead]

Closeups of the RikuxSora doujinshi she's selling. Too lazy to take two of them out of their sleeves but that might mean those particular books are in good condition. The ones with visible boners both have R18 labels. If she had half a brain she'd make a separate adults-only listing for them. Maybe someone doesn't want hardcore yaoi and only wants the fluffy all-ages BL books, ever think of that, Ashtray?

For those who don't know what doujinshi is, they're amateur or self-published comics. They aren't all porn nor do they all have to be derivative of copyrighted works. Sarah has never made her own comics, and they would look nothing like the ones above if she did. Maybe she should draw and print her own nasty VanitasxAqua hentai manga, as the next step in her Chris Chan 2.0 transformation.

She uploaded another fic too but I ain't stealing anymore from lolcow right now. The newest chapter in her Vanitas sex dreams epic is he has sex with Aqua on a plane as he flies to New York and Aqua is a flight attendant who has the hots for random short guys with gynecomastia. Instead of applying for disability or painting things people are more willing to buy instead of her weird traced trauma collages, since we all know she's never working an actual job again, she's been spending her days looking at hentai, writing garbage and planning very masculine cosplays for a con she can't afford.

This countdown to the big 4-0 is a blast so far!