DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This could be serious.
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That's a bit concerning. Something overpowered his gatcha and sweaty men jpg addiction
This is nothing new, due to how the 'last active' tracker works it almost always reads "1 day ago" even if Phil is actively playing. I don't think I've ever seen "Last Active: Today" or "Last Active XX Hours Ago", it's either 1 day or occasionally more than 1 day when Scopely is really incompetent.

If you want proof, look at the # of consecutive logins - it should still be well into the 4 digits despite the last active entry.
 
Ok so I know this is unlikely but what are the odds a pipe burst in his house and now all of his equipment is ruined. I think in that case he'd say something since he can make himself the victim "Stupid rusted metal"
 
Every time he takes unexpected time off he posts this weird cryptic shit to get people talking. It's a nothing burger as usual. He'll come back and just say it was "personal shit behind the scenes" and then go on a 20 minute rant about how he used to share everything on the internet but now he keeps things private because of the tractors.
 
Whatever it is, Phil will call it another social experiment because his trolls are sooooooo dumb! they take the bait, every. Single. Time.
Didn't you knooooowwwwww?
Every time he takes unexpected time off he posts this weird cryptic shit to get people talking. It's a nothing burger as usual. He'll come back and just say it was "personal shit behind the scenes" and then go on a 20 minute rant about how he used to share everything on the internet but now he keeps things private because of the tractors.
He also recently went on a rant about if he doesn't do anything "detractors don't eat". Even if something did happen he's going to play the social experent angle and clown laugh while being overly dramatic about being right.
 
He also recently went on a rant about if he doesn't do anything "detractors don't eat".
Yeah, that was part of whole Ethan Klein 3-day mini-meltdown about suing detractors. I agree with you and think this is him “getting even” and “showing the tractors who’s boss!” (Tevin) Gets him attention and he can invent another reason, which he can then use to catch up on the money lost today.
 
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I can understand why people get addicted to hard drugs. It makes them feel good. Numbs their pain. They're chasing that first high. I get that. But what the fuck does Phil get out of playing WWE Champions everyday? Like, what about it is so addictive? From what I've seen, when he played it on stream, he acted like it was just another shitty game to play. I don't understand why he's devoted so much of his life to it. What does he get out of it genuinely?
 
I can understand why people get addicted to hard drugs. It makes them feel good. Numbs their pain. They're chasing that first high. I get that. But what the fuck does Phil get out of playing WWE Champions everyday? Like, what about it is so addictive? From what I've seen, when he played it on stream, he acted like it was just another shitty game to play. I don't understand why he's devoted so much of his life to it. What does he get out of it genuinely?
I don't know but the idea of him maybe having Food Poisoning and still doing Pulls is hilarious to me
 
I can understand why people get addicted to hard drugs. It makes them feel good. Numbs their pain. They're chasing that first high. I get that. But what the fuck does Phil get out of playing WWE Champions everyday? Like, what about it is so addictive? From what I've seen, when he played it on stream, he acted like it was just another shitty game to play. I don't understand why he's devoted so much of his life to it. What does he get out of it genuinely?
There's always a GLOBAL leaderboard that shows his name in the TOP SPOTS.
 
I can understand why people get addicted to hard drugs. It makes them feel good. Numbs their pain. They're chasing that first high. I get that. But what the fuck does Phil get out of playing WWE Champions everyday? Like, what about it is so addictive? From what I've seen, when he played it on stream, he acted like it was just another shitty game to play. I don't understand why he's devoted so much of his life to it. What does he get out of it genuinely?
Combination of Sunk cost fallacy and it's the closest thing he has to actual "work". It gives him a goal even if it's boring and easy to do.
 
John Rambo is finally back. He knocked on Phil's door, and he was 100%, absolutely, POSITIVELY, overwhelmed with emotions the moment he laid eyes on him. Tears running down his cheeks, heart fluttering like never before. True love was always there in front of him, but he was unsure about it back when he was a young, naive and immature a 30 yr old child.

Our boy is finally getting his well deserved honeymoon.

Suffah Khet.
 
Whatever it is, Phil will call it another social experiment because his trolls are sooooooo dumb! they take the bait, every. Single. Time.
100% is going to be this.
Phil had a nice marathon so he has moneybuff. He'll be back tomorrow like nothing and we'll get a 1hr "segment" on how detractors were insane and how if he ever disappeared millions of people would kill themselves because they need him because he's so successful, also support to make up for the long break
 
Phil getting smarter and taking more time off to enjoy himself while laughing at the idiots who pour money at him and thinking of ways to squeeze even more from them by lying about the time he spent is a scary thought. Is he actually evolving? Seriously though, his dents are so conditioned to seeing him 6 days a week he can reduce this number and exploit it to milk them for more. For example, by claiming that he doesn't have the strength to stream for that long anymore and he needs their help.
 
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