DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

No shot this was all a social experiment. "Muh detractors are sooooo dumb! They take the bait. Every. Single. Time. And they had nothing to talk about for three days! Ack ack."

not sure why he thinks anyone gives a fuck if he ever takes a vacation.

I think he's counting on in 20 years nobody will be around to remember he'd said this. And he can continue pretending he has a wife in meantime.

E: lol I didn't even see @Lei Wulong's Left Leg said the exact same thing before I did. Predictable piggy.

 

[CannedBacon]

It's funny to think about all the literal retards who haven't been able to give Phil money the past two days. You just know they're itching to peel the velcro

 

[Balr0g]

It's funny to think about all the literal retards who haven't been able to give Phil money the past two days. You just know they're itching to peel the velcro

Funniest Outcome would be they found a nice titty streamer and threw their Money her way for once. then Phil would suffer for days begging like a crackhead whore.

In terms of social experiment: his major detractors adapted so quickly (ALT doing a call in Show to speculate, RawPhil just made a SF 6 Lobby, even Doody did a speculation video or stream?) in a way Phil could never wrap his head around. Another DSPhailure. He is really so Deep in the "all streamers make Money to live off" mindset it's insane. That's why he Needs a waheup call of at least 2 weeks with single Digit income each stream. Give him a real taste of shock

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

"Guys Kat killed herself and had to clean up for once ack ack ack what a nut"

 

[KarlJobber]

He would run out of bullets and switch to a secondary vs picking up a different gun. He has no way of adapting to new situations. He throws a baby fit when wrenches get thrown into a plan too. Same shit as the entitlement.

This is also the reason why he sucks at fighting games. Even in his "prime" when the FGC was tiny he sucked. Sure he could use broken elements of the game and scrub patterns (ironic) to filter out complete noobs. However, the top guys adapted and the pig just spiraled when that happened to him.

 

[neger psykolog]

Every time he takes unexpected time off he posts this weird cryptic shit to get people talking. It's a nothing burger as usual. He'll come back and just say it was "personal shit behind the scenes" and then go on a 20 minute rant about how he used to share everything on the internet but now he keeps things private because of the tractors.

I hate him for this and it's the reason I completely stopped watching his streams. Before the 20 minute rant he always spends like an hour talking about mundane other shit.

I fell for it too many times to care now: fuck you Phil Brunelleschi. I'm not going to watch your faggot "behind the scenes shit" you absolute fucking nigger.

Phil Brunelleschi is the only real nudnig in all of this. Fuck you Phil. I'm just going to wait for an X account to clip his shit.

DSP is black and gay.

 

[Burl McMillan]

And they had nothing to talk about for three days

*pauses*
*sets up OBS button*

WROOOOOOONG
We have plenty of robust topics to talk about such as:

• Is Phil actually gay
• Is Phil actually depressed
• Is Phil actually right wing
• Is Phil actually an alcoholic

Ha-HA! Idiot

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I hate him for this and it's the reason I completely stopped watching his streams. Before the 20 minute rant he always spends like an hour talking about mundane other shit.

I can hardly stand his streams anymore. once he got into political shit, I couldn't take an agoraphobic, self centered, downie going into detail why food shelters are bad while gloating about ordering door dash. It's like a rapist trying to act empathically. also, the 2-3 hour beg session why he calls random people "retards" is wild. he has no room to call other people 'tards when he can't even do basic math. let's not forget, about the schedule for the week, and he will repeat it even though he has it posted everywhere. also, what about the fast food "reward" he constantly brings up. I blame the weens for this. if they didn't throw money at him, he wouldn't have the "feasting with the pig" anymore. nobody wants to see a 43 year old man bitch about the fast food and belittle the teens working at McDonald's

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

nobody wants to see a 43 year old man bitch about the fast food and belittle the teens working at McDonald's

They would if he actually went to McDonald's to do it, instead of insulting them hours after from the safety of his office studio like they were a bunch of 11 year old girls.

 

[King of Gout]

Still no updates since his last tweet/post, I am starting to think he went to the east coast. It is very unlikely he would skip two days of begging on YouTube. Too bad no one can check if he is home or not, since he lives in a gated community.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

They would if he actually went to McDonald's to do it, instead of insulting them hours after from the safety of his office studio like they were a bunch of 11 year old girls.

phil has no backbone. that's why he loves amazon live chat, he can bitch them out and they can't fight back. I think he gets off on making minimum wage workers cry

Too bad no one can check if he is home or not, since he lives in a gated community.

nobody would care if he died. no even jasper

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

so he has moneybuff.

Realistically, he broke even on a 3-day ""work"" streak, so in essence, he worked Friday-Sunday.

Now, if it was something like that tranny chasing retard from the UK that gave him 1.6k on the spot, then I'd 100% agree he was moneybuffed.

It's funny to think about all the literal retards who haven't been able to give Phil money the past two days. You just know they're itching to peel the velcro

Day number 4, give it up for day number 4

 

[Luigi Mangione]

If we're going off the PPP dms and Linda hasn't been doing well for a bit then why wouldn't Phil have been using that for pity already? I think the idea of him needing a better excuse to woe is me about something for money isn't a great one.

Phil wants to keep things a lot of things private from the general online public because he fears they'll be used to shame him. He felt he could confide in PPP, and then leaked the documents himself out of fear PPP would first. He made up that "King Snake" retardation to try and cover himself, so he could both get the jump on PPP and then deny anything he chose to in those DM's. I'm pretty confident everything Phil said in those leaks is true, and he's become even more low-trust as a result of Kino turning on him.

If it's Linda as I think it is, Phil would probably be worried he'd be under attack for not caring for her enough when she was healthier.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

If Linda did die thats sucks nobody wants to lose a parent. Phil is a piece of shit still though, should go to see his parents at least once a year.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

If Linda did die thats sucks nobody wants to lose a parent. Phil is a piece of shit still though, should go to see his parents at least once a year.

yeah, but phil doesn't want to spend the money on them. he admitted this. phil is a greedy POS

 

[Moar Krabs]

Too bad no one can check if he is home or not, since he lives in a gated community.

Yeah maybe his friends should house sit for him
...Oh wait lol

 

[FamicomGorby]

Yeah maybe his friends should house sit for him
...Oh wait lol

He did claim have someone check in on the cahndo when he went to CT to get married. That was probably bullshit though but now he at least has Jasper and potentially other pets that need to be cared for if he left.

Don't think he'd get someone on Rover to come in since it could be a 'tractor.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Nobody is fucking dead christ almighty you're all acting like the people Mia Wallace describes when asked about when Tony Rockyhorror got thrown out a window. Look at some of us we've been here for years surviving the great kiwi shutdown of a few years back and you're telling me you've learned nothing about this fucking faggot specifically how incredibly one dimensional and easy to read he is? If you're gonna speculate with your heart at least say I WISH that was the case cause we know this is nothing, just like the last dozen times Piggy pulled this shit. However if there is one guarantee it's that these fucking faggot incel inbred Eurocucks will throw their disability euros as hard as their deformed atrophied hands can let them once he does come back.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

Is it possible he caught a temp suspension on YT and isn't able to stream for a few days? I don't quite know how it works, but do you think it's possible he's playing off a suspension by just being mysterious about why he can't stream suddenly?

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Is it possible he caught a temp suspension on YT and isn't able to stream for a few days? I don't quite know how it works, but do you think it's possible he's playing off a suspension by just being mysterious about why he can't stream suddenly?

Maybe but some weird shits been going on during the streams, his begging has hit like an all time peak and he's crying. I cant tell if he's pretending to cry for donations though or its something else.