DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

Have to say the WPIG stream seemed almost entertaining. Even a bit... fuhn. I wish I could've called in but unfortunately my spergery can only be contained here, with the likes of neger and fapcop. Very sad.

I do think its funny how everyone has an imitation of Phil's voice.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Knowing Phil, either this is a nothing burger or some event horizon shit, somehow this fat fuck only goes one of two ways.

Occam's razor says Phil hit the gin too hard and maybe even got sick, but that "I don't know when I'll return" also leaves a lot to the imagination.

 

[Love Is Blue]

YOU CANNOT CHANGE YOUR VOTE! A top hat is a top hat.

By popular demand, I shall post the fap fic tomorrow.

make it a Phil/rambo/T love triangle

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

It’s just Phil being extra lazy or hungover after one of the "event” streams where he gets a ton of dent's money. Nothing ever happens, bros — I’m all in.

If you need a fresh batch of a middle-aged man guilt-tripping his audience because the money’s drying up or doing a viewers audit because the YouTube views are drooping, you can check The Quartering thread.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Watched TBS yesterday and they had a clip where DSP said something along the lines of "If this level of support keeps up for 20 years I can take a vacation to Europe with Khet". My guy.. for one, he actually expects his dents to support him with 300$ a day (at the minimum) for 20 years???? And he can't simply save up some money for a vacation in say a few months? He is a retard. Or rather an alien ina fat, decaying skinsuit. Then again this dumbass thought a rainyday fund is for days when it rains. He really deserves to be mocked for all eternity.

not sure why he thinks anyone gives a fuck if he ever takes a vacation.

So did Linda Die?. I feel like he wouldnt post this unless something really really bad happened
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there's the dramabait that was missing all weekend

He is probably hung over

yep

Is his mother really dying?

well, everyone is dying technically.

All vague posting is retarded but imo I don't think dsp would keep quiet about a power outage. If he's not back by tomorrow then imo this is all a ploy for sympathy bucks. And you dents will pay. Regardless, dsp missing 3 days of  work, we will have reached the penultimate of begging.

especially since the last couple 'events' were dry a couple days after.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Shit I guess I can't tip DSP $1000 tomorrow.

DSP is black.

You can tip off-stream, just send him professional style e-mails and respond promptly.

not sure why he thinks anyone gives a fuck if he ever takes a vacation.

Phil can complain that Katherine needs to make lunchmeat sandwiches instead of Doordashing fast food and it guilts these retards.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

i think he was just hungover and this is just a ploy to sympathy-fuck the dents into donos. He’ll be back tomorrow.

The Hogans never sleep.

 

[Moar Krabs]

If it really is a family thing I can see him begin to ask for double the amount he usually gets. Like begging for 2 goals hit per stream will become a new norm and he will want 300$ per stream

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

"Riddle me this or riddle me that without $150...(Insert Philism here)."

 

[King of Gout]

It can be a death in the family, maybe his mother. I know some of you believe he would be very vocal about it, but I think he is scared of admitting that and "detractors" using that to mock him. It can also be something to do with Kat. No one, not even Phil, would say they have no idea when they will be back, if it was just an internet or power outage.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

what was originally believed to be a power outage was in fact light being unable to escape Mrs. Burnell's event horizon. Nearby University of Washington physicists are baffled, but assured the local news that Mr. Burnell will be able to resume his full time streaming job once the localized singularity has been contained and transported away for further analysis.

 

[Moar Krabs]

It can be a death in the family, maybe his mother. I know some of you believe he would be very vocal about it, but I think he is scared of admitting that and "detractors" using that to mock him. It can also be something to do with Kat. No one, not even Phil, would say they have no idea when they will be back, if it was just an internet or power outage.

I mean I've seen other people say things like "I need to take some time off and I'll let you know when I'll return" and 9 times out of 10 its usually family related

 

[DarkSonicPhil]

Severe food poisoning from the Sonic pickle menu mixing with alcoholism and Kat’s vinegar chicken

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I feel like if he was just hungover he wouldn’t have added that dumb shit about not knowing when he’s gonna stream again

 

[northamericanape]

Maybe it's time to add 2025 .

 

[Julia Chang]

I don't think Phil is in CT or whatever and Linda is probably fine (and I hope she is) but the mental image of Phil browsing his sub on KF and playing WWE Champions on the day of her funeral is funny.

 

[Moar Krabs]

He said on marathon he will be back "refreshed". My money is on the fact he went somewhere (CT most likely) and his flight is either delayed or something happened while there and he is now either stuck there or will be late by 1 day. So betting : went to CT, flight delayed, will come back tomorrow with "guise, I had some shit behind the scenes, my life has to be so hard, but I am here now, how about some support because you missed me on monday"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

If it really is a family thing I can see him begin to ask for double the amount he usually gets. Like begging for 2 goals hit per stream will become a new norm and he will want 300$ per stream

I think it's nothing.
people keep saying "it's his mom" which I don't buy.
1-He doesn't care about his mom (even if she dies)
2-He would monetize the shit out of it.
it's most likely something like a power outage or an errand

 

[Derich Angel Voice]

He said on marathon he will be back "refreshed". My money is on the fact he went somewhere (CT most likely) and his flight is either delayed or something happened while there and he is now either stuck there or will be late by 1 day. So betting : went to CT, flight delayed, will come back tomorrow with "guise, I had some shit behind the scenes, my life has to be so hard, but I am here now, how about some support because you missed me on monday"

If the airport theory seems solid isn't there some super tard obsessed faggot that could call the airport and find out about flight delays out of whatever the main airport is in Connecticut?

 

[Moar Krabs]

The thing is, if it turns out to be a big giant nothing burger and Phil gets to be “lol I lied and the detractors fell for it” I might be genuinely MATI