DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He moves so slow much of the time too. Like as if he’s trying to sneak around.
Buddy, this isn’t BF1!

The maps are small and almost all have three routes. So unless you’re moving around fairly constantly and quickly, someone is bound to come behind you.
His bot like movement always cracks me up. He got all high and mighty when he started to play on kbm but his gameplay on kbm and controller are almost identical. He still turns painfully slow and moves like a fucking snail.

This isn’t even just CoD thing either. His recent doom playthrough if it wasn’t for him constantly reminding everyone he was playing on kbm you would never know.

I also love that after all these years and so many CoD games he still thinks just because he shot first he should automatically win the gunfight.
 
Phail made $1000+ on Friday. After a successful marathon, he usually takes an extra day off.
A successful streamer wins 1 ( a whole One! ) day off from how successful a marathon was.
David-sama, I didn't understand the game you were playing, I kneel...
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Phail made $1000+ on Friday. After a successful marathon, he usually takes an extra day off.
Just like any successful sandwich shop.
It's also funny as someone else mentioned the way he tries to manipulate the Casino dents telling them not to give Andy and PPP so much money because they just take vacations and actually travel with it. (ya get it?) I guess it's better that Phil just sits on his ass at home for a weekend spending every penny until he can come back and beg on Monday.
 
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what if Tevin or EvilAJ or DooDee breaks into the house while he's gone?
Well, based on some of the comments he has made over the last couple of years, he appears to believe that the things posted in the Super Secret Reehouse thread were SUPER cereal. He's likely THAT paranoid about his importance.

Other than that, any vacation they WOULD take wouldn't be any farther away than 50-60 miles. Complete with all the sight-seeing of local doordash offerings, 2-4 handles of booze, enough electronics requiring all those power strips he found in his closet, and PPV porn.
 
His bot like movement always cracks me up. He got all high and mighty when he started to play on kbm but his gameplay on kbm and controller are almost identical. He still turns painfully slow and moves like a fucking snail.

This isn’t even just CoD thing either. His recent doom playthrough if it wasn’t for him constantly reminding everyone he was playing on kbm you would never know.

I also love that after all these years and so many CoD games he still thinks just because he shot first he should automatically win the gunfight.
You're actually being kind. He does this same thing in a lot of games.
Because he intends on shooting first and for the head, that means that the person should die. It's his same line of logic in fighting games, facing a boss in a game, heck pretty much anything, including begging. Because he wants something, he's entitled to it happening.

I've mentioned this before but you can really see it because the few times he's been told no in his life, he threw a baby fit. The Wolverine doll, being rejected by girls (leading to his incel-like views on women), being rejected for Ivy League schools... all times he was told no in his life. It's why he was exposed in his 20s as a piece of shit. Nobody in college liked him, the FGC hated him because he was an entitled asshole, and he just grew up as this person

His entitlement levels are off the charts now too. When he doesn't make $150, it's being told no by his audience.

Going back to COD too, as an aside, one of my favorite things besides his complete lack of map awareness, which is a thing in every game, is that he never ever picks up another gun. He would run out of bullets and switch to a secondary vs picking up a different gun. He has no way of adapting to new situations. He throws a baby fit when wrenches get thrown into a plan too. Same shit as the entitlement.
 
You're actually being kind. He does this same thing in a lot of games.
Because he intends on shooting first and for the head, that means that the person should die.
I love all the times he encounters someone on a set of stairs above him, Phil fires off a couple of shots aimed at his feet/legs, the other guy gets a headshot and Phil explodes with a “WHAAA?!? I SHOT FIRST!!! I HIT HIM! BAM BAM BAM AND I DIE?! Suuuure! Great game!”

Obviously the game should know that Phil, in an ideal world would have aimed at the head, instead of straight at the legs! Dumbass developers making a bugged ass game dood!

He also takes it everything oddly personally. Someone kills him? “He MURDERED me from behind dood!” Someone outflanks him? “Bugged ass game keeps spawning them right behind me dood!”

(I still LOL thinking of Phil putting down blast traps behind where he spawned to get one over on those assholes!)

Such a weird, paranoid little man. Such a giant chip on his shoulder. Who hurt him this badly?!
 
So did Linda Die?. I feel like he wouldnt post this unless something really really bad happened
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It would explain why he cried over his virtual bird in Minecraft dying, like Triple P (I call him Triple Bypass) and Steve of the Braindead said, the bird dying was probably an emotional release valve for something else, most likely his mother being close to death.
 
It would explain why he cried over his virtual bird in Minecraft dying, like Triple P (I call him Triple Bypass) and Steve of the Braindead said, the bird dying was probably an emotional release valve for something else, most likely his mother being close to death.
I'm not trying to be insensitive but the man really didn't go to CT to see his mom one last time and now its too late. It reminds me of when Wings skipped his grandmom's funeral so he can keep playing games and keep making money
 
I've recommended them earlier in the thread and I'm recommending them now too. Since I last recommended the series Takin' Ls has released 2 new parts. That series is really eye-opening, I don't know a lot about autism except the kind of surface level memes about it and a lot of the subtle stuff that Anna mentioned explains a lot of his weird behavior that can't at all be explained by narcissism. Which brings me to this...
I watched them as they came out and I didn't know that many autistics need to watch someone eat in order to get hungry, that really explains why the true dents really like it compared to the troll tippers who are doing it for feeder content.
 
Oh puhlease this is Piggrams Razor; the simplest explanation is probably the correct one but make it vague, ambiguous and ban any of the faggot retarded eurotrash dents that gave you money but will be asking about the details a few days later. TLDR it's probably some stupid shit like his modem went out or they're doing something outside making noise or worst case scenario Khet the walrus had a diabetic stroke for taking all the frosting packets from her emergency toaster strudels and squeezed them all out onto her bacon strudel sandwich.
EDIT also if that time stamp is correct then wow when was the last time Piggy was up before 9:00am his time?
 
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I am so out of the loop here, what is going on? Is his mother really dying? I saw he posted on his channel that he won't be streaming and has no idea when he is coming back.
 
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I am so out of the loop here, what is going on? Is his mother really dying? I saw he posted on his channel that he won't be streaming and has no idea when he is coming back.
If we're to believe the texts that Piggy was sending Triple-P (that's what I call him) his parents supposedly are on their deathbed and they wanted him to come out to see them but those lamebrain pieces of dumb fucking shit Washington State DMV had lines out the door for months with chinks and pajeets because of the RealID rollout and he couldn't go because he's a lazy fuck who can't schedule an appointment to save his life.
 
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