DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LieLieFyre]

I think he's gone to his parents.

And if you were as retarded and deluded as phil who actually believes the detractors will ruin everything you ever do there is no chance you would tell you community before hand about this pre-planned trip. Despite us knowing it's pre-planned as his PPP DM's show it.

Now he can return with extra begging to make up for the "unforeseen" break and he has to desperately "catch up" with income because he's had another REEEEEEEEmergency.

He's played his whales like fiddles.

Hes gonna come back with another few thousand loan and 10 year plan.

 

[GodModule]

Wasn't one of the leaked DMs to Triple P about him taking some time off in July to see his parents? I'm going with one of them being terminal/on their deathbed. Can't think of anything else that would stop Phil from begging and pulling Hogans

 

[architect]

Dave is more active and looks much healthier than his son and even if his parents were sick he wouldn't fly back to Connecticut. Pigroach used to take sudden extra days off after marathons all the time. It'll be a nothingburger as always.

 

[Moar Krabs]

damn this thread is filled with
50% of people who think it is nothing
and the other 50% that think it is something

 

[Twrx]

damn this thread is filled with
50% of people who think it is nothing
and the other 50% that think it is something

 

[BlastMonk]

I'm just wondering how hard the pig ill beg when he gets back, he's already missed 'two full streaming days' to use a DSPism. I'm going to bet in his next stream he will say the word support more than 60 times. Assuming the next pre stream is 2 hours he will say support once every 2 minutes on average minimum.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I'm just wondering how hard the pig ill beg when he gets back, he's already missed 'two full streaming days' to use a DSPism. I'm going to bet in his next stream he will say the word support more than 60 times. Assuming the next pre stream is 2 hours he will say support once every 2 minutes on average minimum.

Just check Pig Pig Go I guarantee you it will be in the quadruple digits

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

My $0.02, if he's not back today I change my prediction from nothingburger to parent visit, agree with @LieLieFyre that he's gonna get some ca$$$h from his dying mother for the inconvenience.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Inheritance lag! But I'm pushing buttons (to stop your breathing machine)! Why can't I just have the money now? Mom-side support hasn't given me money all day dood!

 

[shekelshoah666]

Inheritance lag! But I'm pushing buttons (to stop your breathing machine)! Why can't I just have the money now? Mom-side support hasn't given me money all day dood!

It's not fair dood his cousin lives closer to CT so she has a better connection for the inheritance!!!! But really if he went to CT he was absolutely being paid not even a question in my mind.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

If Linda is really gone, it's funny to imagine Phil pulling out his phone mid-ceremony to do the daily login and the daily challenges on WWE Champions.

 

[Comma]

Well, considering two facts, the first being DSP's self-imposed standard of having to earn receive $150 every stream to "run a successful business", and the second being that he received roughly $1,100 during the Vest/Closet Dentathon, an normal person should be good for a couple of days.

$1,100
minus $300 (marathon, basically two streams)
divided by $150
equals a little over 5 days of $150 goals.

Though, everyone knows DSP isn't normal and won't apply this simple calculation, since the outcome will always be: fucking beg like there's no tomorrow. Once he's back, I'm expecting him to completely ignore the $1,100 and just beg like it didn't happen, and/or him sounding the dent alarm while claiming his unexpected days ahff also brought on extra expenses in some form.

I do want to say that IF all of this has got something to do with (fatal/serious) illness, death or anything like that, it sucks, and I'm not hesitant about giving my condolences, because shit like that sucks, no matter who it involves.

Spoiler

He will still beg, though.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Or what if he was stalking his ex boyfriend PPP and saw that the kinofags showered them with a bunch of money after taking a vacation and he's trying that out?

 

[FamicomGorby]

If it's a medical thing I'd bet we see him start a Give Send Go campaign.

Well, considering two facts, the first being DSP's self-imposed standard of having to earn receive $150 every stream to "run a successful business", and the second being that he received roughly $1,100 during the Vest/Closet Dentathon, an normal person should be good for a couple of days.

$1,100
minus $300 (marathon, basically two streams)
divided by $150
equals a little over 5 days of $150 goals.

Though, everyone knows DSP isn't normal and won't apply this simple calculation, since the outcome will always be: fucking beg like there's no tomorrow.

Once he's back, I'm expecting him to completely ignore the $1,100 and just beg like it didn't happen, and/or him sounding the dent alarm while claiming his unexpected days ahff also brought on extra expenses in some form.

"If a sandwich shop makes a lot of money one day, it doesn't close up shop for days! Ack, Ack, Ack, stoopid!"

Any money Phil makes in one day is not carried over to the next day, it's spent immediately.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Pretty surprised/disheartened that no one is talking about the real victim in all this

Spoiler: Crying as I type, my heart goes out

the schedule

 

[shekelshoah666]

Pretty surprised/disheartened that no one is talking about the real victim in all this

Spoiler: Crying as I type, my heart goes out

the schedule

Rimworld forgotten... I was hoping we would get some classic DSP sperging while playing about the dev talking about him.

 

[David Dent]

Rimworld forgotten... I was hoping we would get some classic DSP sperging while playing about the dev talking about him.

No one cares about Rimworld and DSP you retarded faggot.

 

[shekelshoah666]

No one cares about Rimworld and DSP you retarded faggot.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

damn this thread is filled with
50% of people who think it is nothing
and the other 50% that think it is something

I think its a mixed bag. Path 3 as it were. Now what do i mean by this?
...
I dunno I've been shitposting out of boredom. I'm kind of shocked that everyone thinks only the mum is dead when it could be Dave the dad.

Now guys. I have to know. Would it be wretched of me if I wanted to see what sort of Eulogy Phil would deliver? Because I have to think it would be played up to the max.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

If he's not going to be streaming for a while I assume we will be getting a beg tweet/community post pretty soon.