Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,925 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,268
Dr. Künt said:
I apologize, I can't archive it, I'm on my phone lying in my bed right now. Good night.
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Having me archive these long-ass boring streams.












 
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The ATF Disliked That said:
We don't know. It says False Statement to the Police. Which means that a fake call possibly came in. So this seems to be aligning with Mald's story. It's also a matter did they come guns blazing, or did they just knock on the door?
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Likely they had a check but because Mald reported "i'm a streamer this could happen," They had a procedure in place for it.

Generally speaking if you bitch about getting swatted it lets people know it works. I can't recommend doing that.
But Mald the former, "internet OG" knows the victim card is more effective rather than ignoring it. He has to constantly make himself the victim.
Just like Rekieta he can never hold himself accountable.

1983 Opel Kadett said:
Actually went to check how many people are playing it right now
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Lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if the 1 person in-game was mald himself having it open in the background
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It definitely is.
His ego makes him like and retweet his own posts.

Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
Regarding Funding, this reminds me.
I always found it funny how on his infamous old voice interview he mentions that Heartbound got 400% funding.
You'd think that would have sped up game development, huh. Nothing new but feels right to reupload it.

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When your goal is 50 dollars and you get like 500 that's 1000% funding.
It is just more bullshit talk. Same stuff AAA does with interactions instead of purchases.
"We had 5 million interactions with assassins' creed."

Mr. Manchester said:
This coding stuff still goes over my head but it's also very funny. All I know is that a lot of people are calling the thing Mald likes to brag about shit. He's losing his ability to sound like an authority on anything and that brings me great joy. He's sold his reputation to stand up for giant corporate interests, you live by the nepobaby you die by the nepobaby.
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The emperor has no clothes.
 
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sin_ac said:
reminds me of when Boogie said people call him the "Mr. Rogers of the internet." Quotes like these may be the biggest red flag from now on.
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he was well respected once, and for a long time, and ive seen people unironically call him that so thats a little different. He was well regarded for a while even outside his audience.

I think thats the seperation for any creator, are they respected OUTSIDE their own bubble. Pirate software really hasn't been
Dr. Künt said:
Between may 11th and may 16th 2019.
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Damn
Didn't know about all this.

Anyway vtuber nuxanor made another video shitting on pirate software. With undertale OST music in the background to rub salt in the wound a little

 
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Here are the transcripts in multiple formats, do note:
- TTS are not clearly annotated
- This is a small AI model, it makes mistakes, so do not take anything here as correct, use it to find interesting timestamps, then go check yourself.

The zip files contains different subtitle formats, you can overlay them on the video if you so desire. I used the 360p as an audio source.
 

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Civillian 18 said:
It looks fantastic. Completely off the wall but it would be cool to somehow work in elements of the games they have killed or ruined in recent memory, an element of Warcraft 3 (for the sabotaged remaster) or Heroes of the Storm maybe (fuck knows how though)
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Yeah im not sure how to do it without turning it into one of those comics where everything is labeled.
Maybe later when ill put them in one pic i add tge graves for every game killed
 
DefinitelyNotMe said:
Yeah im not sure how to do it without turning it into one of those comics where everything is labeled.
Maybe later when ill put them in one pic i add tge graves for every game killed
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Yeah for sure. I guess you could have the shrunken heads of recognisable characters like Arthas on a belt, or maybe the sword is the Frostmourne(?) from the game. Phone posting so I am a useless retard etc.
 
aryancrack said:
Made this because the "second puberty" line is a cut above when it comes to this retard's lies
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Perfect summary of this shit. Good job.

This REALLY needs to be in the new OP along with the time his voice changer fucked up on cam
FieldPiece said:
I expect this to lead to absolutely nothing getting done. Thinking you can sign a petition and get politicians beholden to moneyed interests to work on behalf of consumers is extremely naive.
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This has happened TWICE, once with valve being sued into offering refunds in australia, and another in europe forcing apple to use USB-C cords. Beyond that, the debate around this is FAR BETTER for our side than refunds or usb cords EVER was
 
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liam dees said:
TL;DW Rossman points out that anti-IP activists always get in their own way in making the playing field better for consumers. And Ross provides an answer to the IP question that I think serves as something we can look to to predict what his response will be... and his answer is "SKG isn't asking for anything that hasn't already been sold, we are asking to take away the ability of the publisher to just take away what they sold to the customer, without any reasonable cause"... so basically what the thread already said. I have a feeling this debate will just be going in circles with a very "principled" lolbertarian.
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Ross made idiot proof bullet points
What there is left to debate?
Hooked on phobics said:
Anyway vtuber nuxanor made another video shitting on pirate software. With undertale OST music in the background to rub salt in the wound a little
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You know lowest denominator are Vtubers are making fun of the furfag.
Even pedophiles are making fun of the faggot, it's that bad.
 
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Hakase Shinonome said:
Compilation of quotes:
  • "Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you?"
  • "I worked at Blizzard for 7 years"
  • "I have 20 years of dev experience" (Paraphrased)
  • "Insane behavior dude" / "Wild behavior" / "Dogshit behavior" / "Clown shoe behavior"
  • "Some people have called me the Bob Ross of programming" (Paraphrased)
  • "Eat my entire ass"
  • "Give me real evidence I did that shit"*
  • "So, I'm going to be honest with you. I hope that your initiative gets everything you asked for, but nothing you wanted. And I'll leave it there."
  • "Sometimes bad practice has meaning"
  • "That is 100% in my wheelhouse."
  • "RED TEAM"
  • "Not only do I not want to back this, I'm going to actively tell people not to. That is awful. That is a horrible goddamn direction. That's awful, dude, no. [Eat my entire ass.] This shit sucks. That's a really stupid-ass move. That's an incredibly stupid-ass move. I think this is ass."
  • "Welcome to the finding out timeline bud!"
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Might be fake, but it's still funny.
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I'll be editing this every once in a while.
Thanks @Slimpacks and @Hooked on phobics for some archival work.
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He sure does love using "X behaviour" a lot
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