Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Baldavius Dicktree]

It's great that every mald lsf thread is filled with detractors at this point. Half a year ago during the wow drama there was a noticeable amount of people defending him but now there's hardly any at all.

r/youtubedrama might be a good place to post about him getting his viewers to brigade code jesus

 

[Luecke]

Maybe he'll even join in and own us directly.

since he is such a hacker, I wouldn't be suprised when kf is down soon

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Can someone compile a list of quotes from mister Ferretfucker? Just because it's funny and handy to keep on hand.

He said once before that OTHERS called him the "bob ross of programming". I've seen 0 proof of this, so its more like a cringe fuck saying "PEOPLE CALL ME THE DRAGON" to prop himself up (nobody calls him dragon)

He technically DID work at blizzard, but as Q/A (basically bitch work tester "hey, try this weapon, see if shit breaks") and as "red team" of a team attempting penetration testing, but only as a social engineer, AKA, asking people for their passwords and trying to trick people with 0 hacking knowledge.

20 years game dev is overblown since it includes blizzard, his game "champions of breakfast" and heartbound. Basically hes trying to sound like john carmack (hes not).

"out of mana" was from the dire maul wow scenario where he ROYALLY fucked up in a dungeon. He ran from his teammates, claim out of mana after wasting a ton on useless actions, and watched while standing still as his team died claiming out of mana. HE DID however have 2 items which regen mana (and are replenishable) which could of been used to save them, and refused to do so. Notably the game was in hardcore, meaning permadeath, so his team lost hundreds of hours all because he chose not to help. This also explains the "mana gem" meme.

This sums up the whole scenario well.

"insane behavior" is his phrase used in response to basically any criticism. He even did this when notch from minecraft shit talked him

EDIT : just realized that got a sequel

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ObIkob9Rtm8

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Compilation of quotes:

• "Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you?"
• "I worked at Blizzard for 7 years"
• "I have 20 years of dev experience" (Paraphrased)
• "Insane behavior dude" / "Wild behavior" / "Dogshit behavior" / "Clown shoe behavior"
• "Some people have called me the Bob Ross of programming" (Paraphrased)
• "Eat my entire ass"
• "Give me real evidence I did that shit"*
• "So, I'm going to be honest with you. I hope that your initiative gets everything you asked for, but nothing you wanted. And I'll leave it there."
• "Sometimes bad practice has meaning"
• "That is 100% in my wheelhouse."
• "RED TEAM"
• "Not only do I not want to back this, I'm going to actively tell people not to. That is awful. That is a horrible goddamn direction. That's awful, dude, no. [Eat my entire ass.] This shit sucks. That's a really stupid-ass move. That's an incredibly stupid-ass move. I think this is ass."
• "Welcome to the finding out timeline bud!"

*
Might be fake, but it's still funny.


I'll be editing this every once in a while.
Thanks @Slimpacks and @Hooked on phobics for some archival work.

 

[tarzor]

guys i hacked into the mainframe of the shitty breakfast game

yea man he uses arrays and giant switch cases for args... totally!

Spoiler: edit: how dead is his shit breakfast game?

his breakfast game is so dead and uninteresting that the piracy sites that supply static links ( google, mega, magnets ) have all gone offline, and 0 people have ever requested for the links to be revived

 

[Sweet Ch1llie]

The way he made his website - he would be better off just doing Table...
Or learning to use the most basic framework for frontend ever: Bootstrap and then just col and row.

If that's how he codes Html which is the easiest language to learn (they tech it at elementary now) then Jesus Christ I don't want to look deeper at his RPG maker code. I've seen snippets and people writing feedback how dogshit it is but - I didn't bother destroying my brain cells (more than they already are lmao)
But what i gathered from the comments is that he's as bad as YanDev, who uses ifelse everywhere and retarded == 0 or == 1 instead of true/false.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

"Bob Ross of Programming". Sorry furfag. Bob Ross didn't tell people to eat his entire ass and ban people when they disagree with you.

 

[Aidan]

Compilation of quotes:

• "Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you?"
• "I worked at Blizzard for 7 years"
• "I have 20 years of dev experience" (Paraphrased)
• "Insane behavior dude"
• "Some people have called me the Bob Ross of programming" (Paraphrased)
• "Eat my entire ass"
• "Give me real evidence I did that shit"*
• "I hope the initiative gets everything you get but nothing what you hoped for"

*
Might be fake, but it's still funny.
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I'll be editing this every once in a while.

"That is 100% in my wheelhouse."

 

[Forklift Certified]

Compilation of quotes:

• "Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you?"
• "I worked at Blizzard for 7 years"
• "I have 20 years of dev experience" (Paraphrased)
• "Insane behavior dude" / "Wild behavior"
• "Some people have called me the Bob Ross of programming" (Paraphrased)
• "Eat my entire ass"
• "Give me real evidence I did that shit"*
• "I hope the initiative gets everything you get but nothing what you hoped for"
• "Sometimes bad practice has meaning"

*
Might be fake, but it's still funny.
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I'll be editing this every once in a while.
Thanks @Slimpacks and @Hooked on phobics for some archival work.

Missed the other 2 pokemon evolutions of the "behaviors"...

insane behavior -> dogshit behavior -> clown shoe behavior

Also don't forget: RED TEAM! Not blu, not yellow nor green... he IS the RED TEAM!

Ohh Also, Also Pvt Parts special: "Welcome to the finding out timeline bud!"

 

[Huddinge]

guys i hacked into the mainframe of the shitty breakfast game

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yea man he uses arrays and giant switch cases for args... totally!

He's such a fraud it's unbelievable

 

[sin_ac]

Pirate saying people call him the "Bob Ross of programming" reminds me of when Boogie said people call him the "Mr. Rogers of the internet." Quotes like these may be the biggest red flag from now on.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

He privated the stream on youtube. I don't know if he's trying to hide his meltdown over Coding Jesus or something else, but I have saved the full stream locally. Too bad there's no quick way to find points of interest without the chat log.

If you have a decent GPU, you can probably transcribe the whole VOD pretty quickly with whisper

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This coding stuff still goes over my head but it's also very funny. All I know is that a lot of people are calling the thing Mald likes to brag about shit. He's losing his ability to sound like an authority on anything and that brings me great joy. He's sold his reputation to stand up for giant corporate interests, you live by the nepobaby you die by the nepobaby.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

If you have a decent GPU, you can probably transcribe the whole VOD pretty quickly with whisper

I have started a transcript with base.en as a model, will upload when done, may be in a few hours.

EDIT: Progress: 9/9 hours into the live.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

He spends more time setting up methods to ban people more effectively than he does working on his game.

It's an improvement, he started out not using methods at all!

 

[Dr. Künt]

Regarding his voice. Was this ever discussed here? It's not in the OP.
5 months ago someone figured out when exactly the "second puberty" happened. Between may 11th and may 16th 2019.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/KTQkOVNtQP

I apologize, I can't archive it, I'm on my phone lying in my bed right now. Good night.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Regarding his voice. Was this ever discussed here? It's not in the OP.
5 months ago someone figured out when exactly the "second puberty" happened. Between may 11th and may 16th 2019.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/KTQkOVNtQP

I apologize, I can't archive it, I'm on my phone lying in my bed right now. Good night.

I did a while back, it's the same videos, because Mald deleted a fuckton of videos from back then.

Fuck it, I decided to go back to his old videos to see when the pivot point is.

This clip is dated May 11th, 2019, "GameDev Builds a Chair" (Full video is 40 minutes), Archive on PreserveTube

Spoiler: Video

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EDIT: Forgot this clip, also uploaded May 16th, 2019

Spoiler: Video

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Now, only a few days later (EDIT: Same day as the previous clip), you can hear some pretty clear variations in the voice, May 16th, 2019

Spoiler: Video

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And, again, three days later, the voice sounds deep. May 19th, 2019

Spoiler: Video

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I'm not saying his voice in the last clip is perfectly 1:1 to today, nor that these clips are timestamped correctly, but as far as what's on his channel, this is the shortest period of time with the most gap in pitch. There's a huge gap in content afterwards, and the next video with him in it (the omori playthrough) has the deep voice.
Interestingly enough, according to the overlay, the last clip is before the third clip. Make of that what you will.


Another thing, which, while misc, is interesting, is that the one and only fight in heartbound was complete in September 2017.

Spoiler: Video

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Archived: https://archive.is/9qNZM

One thing I want to note is that the given clips from after may with the high voice, especially the July one, make me lean towards voice training more than anything else, I know he's modifying his mic to some extent, but most of it must be voice training.

https://clips.twitch.tv/PuzzledPrettyOstrichStoneLightning

 

[Dr. Künt]

Cool thanks.
Thread is just too fast for me. The ferret faggot just can't slow down.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Has anyone noticed how that furry faggot pyrocynical made a video during the WoW incident on Mald treating him with kid gloves but now he's being awfully quiet? He also included one of his shorts at the end of one of his videos, don't remember if his main channel or his pyrolive one.

Weird coincidence huh?

Can someone compile a list of quotes from mister Ferretfucker? Just because it's funny and handy to keep on hand.

It could go in the new OP.

 

[baggydacky]

Cool thanks.
Thread is just too fast for me. The ferret faggot just can't slow down.

Yeah seriously. I blink, and suddenly there are 10 more pages. I thought Razorfist was a twat, and then I saw this piece of work. It's hilarious finding out that the SKG controversy is only the latest in a huge stream of controversies he's gotten himself in.