Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[DefinitelyNotMe]

ok i almost done sketching out the rough design of the war (blizard activision)
what should be activision head be?

 

[twinArmageddons]

what should be activision head be?

Probably something call of duty related since thats their cashcow like maybe a fucked up ghost mask

 

[crestfallen]

For someone who fancies himself as the Bob Ross of programming, it's absolutely surreal how proudly he flaunts banning any criticism. He spends more time setting up methods to ban people more effectively than he does working on his game. His audience must have some kind of stockholm syndrome to willingly put up with this reign of terror.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Oh, my, fucking, God... No fucking way he coded this by hand, no, nooooo...

I will refrain from sperging further but some of those snippets are really funny, thanks for sharing.

I'll just take issue with his bio again:


Mald, you said on stream today that people should verify your work record on Linkedin:



So much about this has already been said so whatever, I'll just point out that the last line on his resume reads kinda funny coming from Mald

Almost like he has an authority issue...

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

Here it is on GoFile, 2.5gb@360p. It ends with a deliberate outro so it looks like I got the whole thing without problems.

Edit: 720p (15.7gb) version successfully uploaded into the same GoFile folder! Ready to distribute clips to your favorite sloptuber.

I managed to cleanly upload the 720p version of today's spergout stream into the same gofile folder and successfully edited it into the original post. I'm just making this new post to notify anyone who's interested.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

I think that video about Jason's code made by that tranny got taken down because I can't fucking find it. It was "Pirate Software's Code Sucks" and the forum search is not being kind to me.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

the maldoverse would be a fine addition to the site

Doubt it, Moldy Faggotry is going to burn brightly, but not for long. Like Jack Murphy aka John Goldman back when he crashed out and completely destroyed his grifting career.
He's only milk-worthy in the context of opposition to SKG and the resulting pile on, I think he'll be really boring otherwise. I could be wrong though, attention-seeking narcissists like that generally have a good lolcow potential.

God, furries ALWAYS disappoint.

Well, now you know how their parents feel.

 

[${Sandy}]

This is genuinely the worst coded website I've ever seen.

The lack of a p element is so bad because thats literally the first element I learned on free code camp, lol.

Also, the <br> elements used to space things out is comedy fucking gold. Does Malding faggot not understand margin, and flex? Holy fuck

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

I think that video about Jason's code made by that tranny got taken down because I can't fucking find it. It was "Pirate Software's Code Sucks" and the forum search is not being kind to me.

It has been privated:

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxLFHAAjdelu0KfJsbNeNt9uY4UW3j0-__

https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx0bVqV24oCt35u71G5zhFFKTdbE5mWGPz

This was the original link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TACOp_2Z-k

 

[canalCrab]

The lack of a p element is so bad because thats literally the first element I learned on free code camp, lol.

Also, the <br> elements used to space things out is comedy fucking gold. Does Malding faggot not understand margin, and flex? Holy fuck

He doesn't even get the basics of css grids/flex's. margin and padding is definitely beyond him.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

sends his rabid audience in jesus' comments section and says "enjoy"

Isn't this text book brigading and against twitch tos?? O boy...

he just never stops

 

[GarbanzoBeans]

Wait, what?

The wholesome-chungus goblin "not a cult" crew with a leader brought to his knees by harassment and murder attempts harassed a person into taking their criticisms down?

I can hardly believe it.

It has been privated:

 

[StacticShock]

Isn't this text book brigading and against twitch tos?? O boy...

he just never stops

twitch only considers violations against TOS based on not what is said but rather who says it.

 

[Sheogorath]

I think he'll be really boring otherwise. I could be wrong though, attention-seeking narcissists like that generally have a good lolcow potential.

honestly yeah but i just wanted to say balldo and maldo would make a killer duo

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

I was explaining it with the code on screen, just having 1fr means "fill the rest". Just neatly fits in with it being called "fr", "fill remaining".

Don't use whataboutism here. I hate Tailwind too (I have the inane ability to actually write good CSS), but I'm here to shit on Mald.

Sure is, he sure doesn't use it! He uses a div with the class "nav-section"!

I like Tailwind, the last time I worked with it I didn't have a problem with the inline-hell, but I get why some would hate it.

I'm currently working with Styled-Components and plain CSS, and honestly sometimes plain CSS is great.

 

[${Sandy}]

He doesn't even get the basics of css grids/flex's. margin and padding is definitely beyond him.

Sometimes spacing things out properly with css can be fucking tricky. I'm not gonna lie, I still struggle with it from time to time.

But I don't understand how someone who claims to be an experienced programmer, can't sit down and take a few hours to learn how to properly write html, which barely fucking qualifies as a programming language according to some people. For fuck sake, he could have atleast asked AI to handle alot of it. Imagine being such a narcissist you have to just pretend your shit code is good, you have too much pride to even ask an ai to do it for you and pretend you did it.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

andy pants gaming put out a video on it and NAMED the kiwi farms.

KF mentioned at 3:10

preservetube

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

The lack of a p element is so bad because thats literally the first element I learned on free code camp, lol.

Also, the <br> elements used to space things out is comedy fucking gold. Does Malding faggot not understand margin, and flex? Holy fuck

I suspect he learned basic HTML back in 2006-2009, and didn't bother to learn modern front-end. Usually using div for everything and using <br> was the old way to build simple html pages. So, he's such a lazy faggot that he doesn't bother to check all the new improvements to HTML5/CSS/JS.

 

[Billy Bong]

Isn't this text book brigading and against twitch tos?? O boy...

he just never stops

Everyone in coding Jesus's comment section on his second video was advising him to farm PS for engagement because his retard army will invade and drive up his views, because Coding Jesus said he wasn't going to do anymore videos on him.
I think it's solid advice. Strike while the iron is hot and reap the rewards.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

He already sees life as "me against everyone else" and has seen this way as far back as the record goes.
In this sense, all of this recent drama won't change a thing for him, but just radicalize that indeed the world is the enemy.

He's like the boy who cried wolf, but instead of a wolf, it's injustice. One day the world will be violently unjust to him, and no one will care. Maybe that's justice.