Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Nothing Is Written]

I assume he just wants to justify his complete lack of formerly mentioned good practices, readability and generally the amateur quality of his code. He also cherry picks a handful of examples from the video he can make very surface-level and very general statements about.

This. He avoids talking about code design and insists on this ARG bullshit as reasons for doing things the way he does. He's essentially brute-forcing a game dev project. After 8 years I suspect he knows how much of a shit show it's become, and through his arrogance tries to sell it as intentional.

Jesus Christ. This isn't a mechanic, this isn't a risk.
You literally just changed the ship art to a fucking TOASTER and called it innovative

What is unique about this game?
What is revolutionary?

It looks like a cookie cutter baby's first SHMUP
Apparently the ships have different stats and fires, but... Well that's been standard since forever.

Okay this is the first I've seen Champions of Breakfast and I'm calling BULLSHIT ON THIS. This is one of the first games you teach university students to make. Because it's easy and covers most bases: actor sprites, bullet trajectories, velocities, scores, scrolling scenes, triggered SFX, basic menu, it's all there. Drag and drop assets. Barely any scripting at all.

Whoever theorised this was a student project - you're very likely right. I've taught this shit and seen better submissions.

 

[Slimpacks]

Mald is SEETHING about the code jesus video (you can see it here)
0:00 - calls him a screaming and shitting youtube grifter
1:10 - goes over his comment, revealing that he liked his own comment and disliked every other comment
3:59 - epic burn
4:38 - wants to slap a viewer for suggesting alternatives to his array
5:22 - says he wouldn't be surprised if code jesus shadow banned him because of how epicly he got owned by maldy's comment
6:11 - sends his rabid audience in jesus' comments section and says "enjoy"
6:55 - says he writes shitty code on purpose
7:23 - haven't slept since 9 a.m. yesterday because of the update he didn't finish

 

[30+GameOvers]

idk man i checked /v/ and found 4 threads
all seem pretty positive about it
theres some contrarians of corse but cmon this is /v/
theres people who think fallout 3 is the best game in the series unironicaly

Spoiler: threads

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There was a 400+ post thread there on on how SKG is a astro turfed campaign being shilled on /v/ the other day. There is definitely smaller threads here or there, but the general consensus all over the board is very much anti-Ross/SKG. Be it contrarianism or something else is another matter.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Mald is SEETHING about the code jesus video (you can see it here)
0:00 - calls him a screaming and shitting youtube grifter
1:10 - goes over his comment, revealing that he liked his own comment and disliked every other comment
3:59 - epic burn
4:38 - wants to slap a viewer for suggesting alternatives to his array
5:22 - says he wouldn't be surprised if code jesus shadow banned him because of how epicly he got owned by maldy's comment
6:11 - sends his rabid audience in jesus' comments section and says "enjoy"
6:55 - says he writes shitty code on purpose

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I assume by "specifics" he really means syntax? He sounds like he's stuck in Programming Fundamentals 101.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Oh wow, he really battled it out on the YT comments, while being late to deliver his already-late shitty update.
They are not too interesting but archiving below. His OP first and then the comments.
edit: sorry I'm late too many pages









He makes so many bad comparisons, clearly doesn't engage with anything of substance, and desperately clings to whatever small "win" he can get.
I'm lost for words. It feels silly to debate any technical detail at this point. It's a huge laughable flaming pile of shit.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

This absolute chad made a video about stop killing games which is in 4 languages at once. This is a VERY good tool for spreading the message. You can link the video at necessary timestamps PER LANGUAGE

Preservetube

Metatron is my favorite YouTube autist currently

 

[Guntkvd]

Mald is SEETHING about the code jesus video (you can see it here)
0:00 - calls him a screaming and shitting youtube grifter
1:10 - goes over his comment, revealing that he liked his own comment and disliked every other comment
3:59 - epic burn
4:38 - wants to slap a viewer for suggesting alternatives to his array
5:22 - says he wouldn't be surprised if code jesus shadow banned him because of how epicly he got owned by maldy's comment
6:11 - sends his rabid audience in jesus' comments section and says "enjoy"
6:55 - says he writes shitty code on purpose

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He doesn't know gamemaker studio. Yeah, because he actually knows how to code.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Anyway, who is this ARG community he's building the game for?
Who's out there anxiously waiting a whole ass decade to solve this weak ass puzzle?

There's no "community", Jason, there's only the poor souls you make money off of.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Anyway, who is this ARG community he's building the game for?
Who's out there anxiously waiting a whole ass decade to solve this weak ass puzzle?

There's no "community", Jason, there's only the poor souls you make money off of.

he does because undertale had it
and he is super puzzleman, did you know he has 2 defcon badges
and he worked 6 million years in blizard?

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

he does because undertale had it
and he is super puzzleman, did you know he has 2 defcon badges
and he worked 6 million years in blizard?

I believe the numbers you were looking for are 3 defcon badges, and 7 million years at Blizzard Entertainment.

 

[Epstein Did Nothing Wrong]

Oh wow, he really battled it out on the YT comments, while being late to deliver his already-late shitty update.
They are not too interesting but archiving below. His OP first and then the comments.

He makes so many bad comparisons, clearly doesn't engage with anything of substance, and desperately clings to whatever small "win" he can get.
I'm lost for words. It feels silly to debate any technical detail at this point. It's a huge laughable flaming pile of shit.

This fucking retard will never accept he's wrong. No matter how much evidence you throw at him.

 

[Lard Shart]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?
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Link to the comment below, it will be the highlighted one under the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

That video is shit, this comment is an easy dunk for Mald. He doesn't reply to the videos that actually have valid criticism. Now he can say "see, my code is not bad, here is my refutation of a code review, it's all done in bad faith".

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Anyway, who is this ARG community he's building the game for?
Who's out there anxiously waiting a whole ass decade to solve this weak ass puzzle?

There's no "community", Jason, there's only the poor souls you make money off of.

There is apparently people solving his bizarre, obtuse arg. I've never met any but there's a wiki page dedicated to it that someone showed me a few hundred pages ago.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

>PirateSoftware
>Is against pirating
What did he mean by this?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

>PirateSoftware
>Is against pirating
What did he mean by this?

He wants people to find his stuff when they Google "how to pirate software" and yes I'm being serious

 

[canalCrab]

There was a 400+ post thread there on on how SKG is a astro turfed campaign being shilled on /v/ the other day. There is definitely smaller threads here or there, but the general consensus all over the board is very much anti-Ross/SKG. Be it contrarianism or something else is another matter.

Don't most of the pro skg threads get shitted up by CP?

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Mald is SEETHING about the code jesus video (you can see it here)
0:00 - calls him a screaming and shitting youtube grifter
1:10 - goes over his comment, revealing that he liked his own comment and disliked every other comment
3:59 - epic burn
4:38 - wants to slap a viewer for suggesting alternatives to his array
5:22 - says he wouldn't be surprised if code jesus shadow banned him because of how epicly he got owned by maldy's comment
6:11 - sends his rabid audience in jesus' comments section and says "enjoy"
6:55 - says he writes shitty code on purpose
7:23 - haven't slept since 9 a.m. yesterday because of the update he didn't finish

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This faggot makes me so mad, holy shit.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Anyway, who is this ARG community he's building the game for?
Who's out there anxiously waiting a whole ass decade to solve this weak ass puzzle?

There's no "community", Jason, there's only the poor souls you make money off of.

Actually went to check how many people are playing it right now


Lmao. Wouldn't be surprised if the 1 person in-game was mald himself having it open in the background

 

[Unimaginative Username]

There are no disaster recovery plans.
There are no dev/staging environments.
Everything pushed to prod.
There is no testing.
There are no rollbacks.
Every commit is a brush with bankruptcy.

idk, maybe a little extra planning would help. Wasn't Pirate all about making design documents?

To be fair, I'm pretty sure this is how Bethesda handles its games.

I always wonder why does he look like he’s going to become a tranny?

Because he appears to have had all his facial hair removed (streams for 12 hours a day without a hint of stubble, etc.), which gives him a disgustingly androgynous look.

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

MALD. I'm waiting for the swatting records.
You limp dick ferret fucker