Fat Anny back with another food vlog. This one was less organized than her previous ones. A couple of times she flashed an image of her food while talking about something unrelated, and never explained the food.
Out with her family at the park, they've upped their mileage from 1 to 1.5. Her kid isn't as fat as I thought.
Breakfast:
Dinner. (Ed. note: She bought those little bags of chips "mostly for Junior [her son]". But tbh that's a reasonable portion of chips to have with a sandwich. If she can only achieve that when the chips are preportioned in a stupid little bag, fine.)

Now, that was supposedly the whole day's worth of food. SURE JAN.
Next morning, she gets up and boils three eggs for her breakfast, egg salad on toast with Babybels and a bottle of drinkable yogurt. She's constantly talking about how rushed she is in the morning but has yet to prep any food ahead of time.

Dinner, Grandma cooks.
Starbucks: Horchata shaken espresso, only 160 calories!
Next morning, breakfast. Oh no, she's on her period. She always gets intense cravings when her period hits, she needs something salty so she adds a salami/cheese snack pack to her breakfast. She describes measuring exactly 2 tablespoons of syrup for her pancakes.

Recall that she bought like a 12-pack of those preportioned salami and cheese snack packs. This is the first one she's admitted to eating.
She's talking about something unrelated and this fucking Wing Stop food flashes on the screen, she does not mention going to Wing Stop. (Ed. note, I have never been to Wing Stop but that paper plate of slop looks disgusting, oh my god.)
Oh no, something horrible has happened. She's just gonna be honest. Not a happy update. She's gonna get so much hate for this but she just has to be honest. It was her grandma's birthday. She planned to have "strawberries with my Cool Whip" (Cool Whip is non-dairy fake whipped cream that comes in a huge plastic tub), but instead she had a piece of grandma's chocolate birthday cake. Oh nooooo. She's not gonna spiral over this, she's not gonna let it derail her. She's so discombobulated over the cake that she went out for her 1.5 mile walk while still wearing her work clothes, oh noooo.
Next morning, she didn't have time to cook a nice breakfast so she had scrambled eggs with cheese and protein chips. She's still proud of herself because she didn't use her lateness as an excuse to Doordash breakfast like she used to do. The raspberries she bought at Costco are already going bad but that's OK, she'll just buy more (Ed. note: LUNACY. She barely eats any produce of any kind. She buys a large Costco package of
the most perishable produce out there and it goes bad. She's learning for the first time how long raspberries last in the fridge.

That is clearly some kind of fruit tart on the plate but she didn't mention it.
4th of July is tomorrow. She's hosting a party for the family. It's also to celebrate Grandma's birthday. Her uncle (grandma's son) died four years ago and Grandma has been really down, she just wants to get the family together and have an upbeat, fun party. She needs help from her followers because she has no idea what to buy and serve that's healthy, and most importantly, what kind of alcohol/cocktail can she have that's low sugar and doesn't have too many calories?

[Ed. note: This is completely reasonable. She wants to have a drink, it's a holiday and she's partying with the fam. She has a vague idea that downing six margaritas is gonna break her diet, but she genuinely doesn't know what else to do.]
Out grocery shopping at Wal Mart. Starbucks pit stop. An iced grande brown sugar shaken espresso, only 120 cals! She is starving right now, she hasn't ate [sic] anything since her breakfast of eggs'n'chips, but they're not done with their errands. They have to go to Costco for party supplies and party food. She has to get some options for the family members who aren't on a weight loss journey, stuff that they can eat and that they like.
She saved up her calories all day so she could have a slice of pepperoni pizza from Costco for dinner. She prefers cheese pizza but she went with pepperoni because, according to the calorie counts listed on Costco's menu, it has fewer calories per slice than the cheese.

Costco haul. LETTUCE ALERT!!! LETTUCE ALERT!!!!! In two weeks' worth of vlogs, this is the closest encounter she has had with a leafy green vegetable. It's for burgers.
Another pack of burgers because "the last one was so freaking good." OK, in the previous installment, she and her husband made those seven burger patties. Then they went to Costco and bought another rack of patties to make more burgers. Now they're getting ANOTHER pack of burgers, did they already cook and eat the other pack??
Onions, tomatoes, salsa, limes for the margaritas. Hot dogs, sausages.
She still hasn't figured out the alcohol for tomorrow's party. She's going to the liquor store tomorrow, she's definitely gonna do some type of margarita but let her know in the comments if you have any suggestions for low-calorie cocktails with hardly no sugar [sic].
She's a little nervous about this weekend, a holiday weekend is always chaotic and has the chance to disrupt people's weight loss journey. Plus she's on her period so that just makes it harder.

We are now almost two weeks into this journey. She will have her first official weigh-in at the one month mark. She's not doing weekly weigh-ins because in the past, she would always spiral and give up if she saw her weight fluctuate.
She still has not admitted to having a single snack. And the lack of vegetables...damn. Hopefully she does have a margarita after all or this bitch gonna get scurvy.
EDIT: From the comments. Now that I think about it, I too am grateful that Anny does not eat on camera.
