Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 17 35.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 18 37.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 4 8.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 9 18.8%

  • Total voters
    48
It is just horrifying, imagine your kids are legally removed and you do THIS?!! You put on mascara, wear peach boyscout shorts and pay a student photographer to proudly record this moment with the mother of your children and your "girlfriend".
Imagine literally paying a professional photographer to take a picture of you being a disgusting cucked piece of coked-up garbage whose kids have been taken away by CPS because you think that makes you weird and funny.

Neck, Nick.
Nick is currently getting his Aaron fix watching Melton's stream. He's staying out of chat, though.
He is literally posting shit so brain-damaged nobody even knows what it could mean. What the fuck do those words even mean? I mean look at them. They're gibberish.
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Wtf is this even supposed to mean? Even a random homeless person is more coherent.

GET HELP!
 
He thought he could trust Aaron's sauce, but it turns out his wife loved it more than he did.
Nick spews out shit, on the rare moments he has run out of nitrous and isn't in a complete haze, and people instantly don't understand the brain-damaged garbage he is vomiting out on Twitter, because it makes no sense at all.

How is any man this stupid? He has rendered himself so goddamn dumb that if you talked to a random homeless person, they'd make more sense than this faggot "millionaire" welfare bum who only exists because his retarded parents continue to fund him.
 
Imagine literally paying a professional photographer to take a picture of you being a disgusting cucked piece of coked-up garbage whose kids have been taken away by CPS because you think that makes you weird and funny.

Neck, Nick.

He is literally posting shit so brain-damaged nobody even knows what it could mean. What the fuck do those words even mean? I mean look at them. They're gibberish.
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Wtf is this even supposed to mean? Even a random homeless person is more coherent.

GET HELP!
It's like he has a specific form of comedy-based schizophrenia. This one's a real head scratcher - even if writing 'trusted sauce' says something about one's sauce-using habits (which it doesn't), the target of the joke apparently didn't write this, so I'm completely at a loss how it indicates that they use sauce on their bbq.
 
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Warning, the alleged streams are going to be ass.
A big issue with his streams are that they are spite driven. They are him stewing in anger and coming across as unhinged. It’s not an outlet like some anonymous poster or streamer going off.

It’s not someone sharing an interest or even a job. It’s like an hour of hate and then autofellatio for the rest.
 
This is one of those "Kiwi Facts" like that he has to do his community service before they decide in August whether to throw him in jail, based on absolutely nothing of record.

The community service rumor, at least, has some foundation in that Nick first claimed he did NOT need to serve before his August court appearance, then he suddenly declared on stream that he should get started.

I try to confront outright fabrications before they pass into lore--a la 'elevator story'.
 
The community service rumor, at least, has some foundation in that Nick first claimed he did NOT need to serve before his August court appearance, then he suddenly declared on stream that he should get started.

I try to confront outright fabrications before they pass into lore--a la 'elevator story'.
Dont you know that Nick cornering a female judge in the elevator after a case to intimidate her is fake, but accurate?

Btw, I miss you Locals scraping. Such a shame Nick's sycophants are almost all gone.
 
Such a shame Nick's sycophants are almost all gone.
Honestly good for them, even if it took many of them a while to filter out. There are much better uses of one's time than simping for a child dosing AIDS skelly. we lose a bit of content to laugh at but the content will come in time because the Rekieta cycle is a natural law.
 
Nick's jokes are all:
"You like sandwiches!" "Pizza casserole!" "Weak barbecue!" because the concept of feeding his kids is a joke to him.
And it's the fault of all the mandatory reporters who reported Nick for starving his kids, who had to show up to school begging for food, because Nick couldn't be bothered to feed them.
 
I decided to look at LOCALS after ages, and I found this. Do you want to know what the Nick fan thinks about him and the show?

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Like seriously...Do these people realize how many people talk shit about cops and government but don't end up in jail? Non of these people in power were threatened by anything Nick said or did. In reality, Nick was in some ways a small fish in a big pond. Just ridiculous.
 
It's like he has a specific form of comedy-based schizophrenia. This one's a real head scratcher - even if writing 'trusted sauce' says something about one's sauce-using habits (which it doesn't), the target of the joke apparently didn't write this, so I'm completely at a loss how it indicates that they use sauce on their bbq.
It reminds me of Chris Chan random access humor where it's a weird pun
I decided to look at LOCALS after ages, and I found this. Do you want to know what the Nick fan thinks about him and the show?

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That "he was arrested for snorting a plant" argument is retarded because you can boil any crime down to that level of simplicity.

"All I did was move my fist back in forth in the same area as someone else and now I'm in prison for assault!"

"All I did was type some words into a computer and now I'm on trial for cyber crimes!"

"All I did was carry some materials into an office and now I'm in prison for trying to blow up a federal building!"
 
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