Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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FSTOPS said:
rancid

the real Cradle of Filth is that fucking maw
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Fucking retard has no shame. He proves everyday that he is a degenerate liar and that his word means absolutely nothing. It's wild to me that he can act so emotional and serious one moment and the next he's aloof like nothing ever happened. Just goes to show you how emotional and reactionary that goblin boy is. He has absolutely no control over his own actions and behavior and that is what makes him a danger to children and a massive problem to everyone around him.
 
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And he’s back again lmao
He’s spinning so fast in the cycle I’m surprised his skullet hasn’t caught fire
 
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666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666 said:
Where did you enter through? Unless you do the Cincinnati/Columbus/Cleveland line there isn't really shit in that state.
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Ohio is such a topographically and culturally strange place. Up north around the Cleveland/ Youngstown area its stereotypical super ghetto rust belt shit with gangs and tons of abandoned industrial buildings and facilities. It also gets cold as fuck really early in the year thanks to the lake effect and in Youngstown especially they act like People from Pennsylvania are from another country. Columbus can still be pretty sketchy in parts but, by and large it and most of it's satellite communities are pretty upper middle class and full of yuppie types.

Apart from that, barring maybe Chillicothe which is also a massive drug and crime ridden shithole in it's own right. The rest of Central Ohio is just rolling hills on the glacial plain and corn and soybean fields marked by little towns full of people who are exactly what you would imagine when you think of Midwestern people.

Southern Ohio is just fucking weird man, it's a part of Appalachia people tend to forget exists. I've seen more Confederate flags and met more people with stereotypical twangy Southern accents there than I have ever in the actual deep south. There's plenty of really cool caves and mountain scenery to take in but, it feels very desolate and almost third world in many places. Athens is pretty quaint, but the whole stretch from Chillicothe to Gallipolis really is the kind of area you'd see a dude like Chance wandering around and be like "yeah that checks out."
 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
Didn’t he have or plan to have one himself at some point in time?
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Yes, during the Strawberry Sunshine arc. Shame that didn't happen, now I'll never know what the hell the goblin thought he'd display on OF. Maybe he took the "fans" part generally and thought people would pay him for his metal karaoke streams.
 
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Jack Kleso said:
Ohio is such a topographically and culturally strange place. Up north around the Cleveland/ Youngstown area its stereotypical super ghetto rust belt shit with gangs and tons of abandoned industrial buildings and facilities. It also gets cold as fuck really early in the year thanks to the lake effect and in Youngstown especially they act like People from Pennsylvania are from another country. Columbus can still be pretty sketchy in parts but, by and large it and most of it's satellite communities are pretty upper middle class and full of yuppie types.

Apart from that, barring maybe Chillicothe which is also a massive drug and crime ridden shithole in it's own right. The rest of Central Ohio is just rolling hills on the glacial plain and corn and soybean fields marked by little towns full of people who are exactly what you would imagine when you think of Midwestern people.

Southern Ohio is just fucking weird man, it's a part of Appalachia people tend to forget exists. I've seen more Confederate flags and met more people with stereotypical twangy Southern accents there than I have ever in the actual deep south. There's plenty of really cool caves and mountain scenery to take in but, it feels very desolate and almost third world in many places. Athens is pretty quaint, but the whole stretch from Chillicothe to Gallipolis really is the kind of area you'd see a dude like Chance wandering around and be like "yeah that checks out."
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Ohio reminds me a lot of New Jersey but with a country accent. It's a largely suburban state with small cities surrounded by massive sprawl. I forget if Cincinnati or Cleveland is larger but I don't think either has a population above 300,000 in the city limits.

You will see jacked up people like Chance all throughout the rust belt. Ohio has an awful lot, but the highest concentration of unholy freaks is in Downriver Detroit. There is a town there called Taylor which has to be the trashball capital of the world. I remember Kid Rock's band had a midget from that town. I went to the Hooters there once on my way back from the NAIAS and I saw what looked like an 8 year old smoking a cigarette in the parking lot. Damnedest thing I ever did see.
 
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Jack Kleso said:
There's plenty of really cool caves and mountain scenery to take in but, it feels very desolate and almost third world in many places.
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I mean given current statistics of poverty levels in the USA, Ohio is considered to be 5th state, being the 10th highest state in crime levels, 9th in most unhealthy states, and 18th lowest educated state according to WorldPopulationReview's website. I wouldn't think there is much to do in Ohio besides trucking or certain blue collar jobs if you're built or lucky for it. Maybe vacation to enjoy nature if you want or got the time which that'd be cool. Looks like you're right there really isn't much to it and living there probably isn't the best idea either. Raxx is honestly fucked either way it looks. Lord knows if he tries to get on gib mes that unless there's a retard interpreter to get his ass to sign the forms (which will take a long time to get filed by the state) or by the grace of God himself someone to take him in he's literally never going to make enough money with a minimum wage job of $7.25 $3 an hour (but he won't we know he'll never work). He's better off derailing trains for precious chemicals to sell or learn to make some bootleg sludge to sell to residents or being Jake's personal fleshlight and residing in his basement given he's never allowed on the Internet again.
 
Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
I'm sure he could be trained well enough to collect shopping carts at a grocery store.
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Picture this: you're a young professional woman who pulls up to a grocery store later at night after a long shift at work as it's getting dark, planning to pick up the weeks groceries. As usual you have to be aware of where you park in the parking lot avoiding any large vans/parking alone in dark corners/etc. You park, lock up...then you see it. Some sort of hunched, barely-human form darting beneath one of the lights followed by the sound of squeaking wheels. You're an independent boss babe so you don't want to admit you're scared of shadows so you continue towards the store, maybe clutching your keys. Then the squeaking gets louder. You turn around and you see a protogoblin with crooked eyes, shedding skin, arms flailing and grunting out guttural death metal sounds attempting to push a broken shopping cart in your direction. You think you make eye contact (you're not sure because you can't tell where the eyes are actually pointing) and it rasps something at you about trolls and asks if you have any children before it reaches into it's crusty pants trying to pull something, anything out, and suddenly you're in some bizarre fantasy world where goblins and trolls all live in your supermarket parking lot.

You scream and run to your car and never shop there again. Word gets around and business tanks. The store goes out of business and is replaced by a bunch of junkie squatters, all of which are somehow more human than whatever it was you saw that night.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
But would he have the strength to push them?
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More importantly, would he be able to push the carts in a straight line without bumping and denting other people's vehicles, or them for that matter? We've seen him drive.
Niggernerd said:
Chance can easily get a job at a seedy bar during midget wrestling night.
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I mean, he could. But would patrons keep coming in to see him lose every night, or would he be done after 1 fight? He's hollow boned like a bird and would snap like a twig after just one grapple. If he strangled grannies or blind kids maybe, but that may be frowned upon entirely, idk.
 
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