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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,926 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,269
I'm a newfag who lacks critical information. Does a pink triangle denote a threadban of some kind?
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It was the symbol used for the Homocaust, here it just means you're being a giant faggot I.E. disruptive.
 
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The faggot has turned the bass boost up to 9000 I can hear the audio booming and clipping, what an insecure spastic. Also the point is you should use the Boolean constants true and false rather than 1 and 0 for code clarity, readability and future compatibility, GML variables being dynamically typed and there not being a native Boolean data type is irrelevant.
 
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Also the point is you should use the Boolean constants true and false rather than 1 and 0
I believe the point is to use
JavaScript:
var is_maldy_gay = true
so that when you use it in a function it's more clear like
JavaScript:
MakeFunOfMaldy(is_maldy_gay) {
    if (is_maldy_gay) {
        print "lol fag"
    }
}

In this case passing the literal true or false into the function is still a magic number because it's not descriptive
 
You don't need to understand a thing about coding to understand why Mald is retarded here

Which of these seems the most intuitive

Code:
if(playerIsDead) print("game over");
if(playerIsDead== true) print("game over");
if(playerIsDead== 1) print("game over");

the first one is standard. 2 is a common amateurism but is at least reasonable. The sheer retardation that is 3 is what mald is defending here

His cope is that game maker is dynamically typed. All that this mean is that a variable doesn't have a fixed type. So x can be a number and then become text like this:

Code:
x = 5;
x = "hello";

It's just completely irrelevant. In a language that isn't dynamically typed, you can still do something retarded like define playerIsDead as text and check whether the letters in the text spell out the word true, it has nothing to do with the real critique, which is if he is jerry-rigging the most basic fucking thing like this, imagine how fucked the big picture stuff is
 
Quintheo discussed the GML breakdown of that CodingJesus did w/ CodingJesus.

Links: YouTube | Archive

Edit: Thought Pirate comment deleted, still there, confirmed by the highlighted comment earlier.

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its almost like the person mald is trying to refute actually knew what he meant!

it'd be fucking RETARDED if gamemaker took a syntax and said "yeah i dont like that awesome shortcut of checking for true/false value that's been used in C since the 70's"
I did look this up as well, Boolean is supported in Gamemaker it seems, just not the normal manner of what bool is.
 
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Fortunately due to not being a yuropoor I don't have syrian uncles who rape me. I just have good old uncle sam who rapes me via taxes, but at least he doesn't arrest me for complaining about it.

I have an honest question for you here. Remember when Belgium or some other irrelevent country banned lootboxes and every game with lootboxes disappeared? You don't because it didn't happen. Because the devs just said "lol Belgium" and didn't release the game in Belgium and any person in Belgium who wanted to play it just used a VPN. Now tell me, do you think game devs are just gonna crater to EU demands and not tell them to sit and spin while they cater to their bigger markets in America and Asia? I'm sure the developers of Gothic will pick up the slack alongside Frogwares after they pick up their recently detached legs from a russian drone strike.
...you're comparing Belgium to "basically all of Europe"?

Hey remember when the EU forced Apple to change their charging cable and they said "nah bruh we're just going to make multiple different versions of the same phone for different markets"? No you don't because you're a retarded nigger lul
 
So, old fogey that I am that still plays the original Ultima games lurking on this thread has to ask: Wouldn't Ross' initiative possibly spur some good businesses?

Like okay, so I'm ignorant as to how modern games are made, but I see "Unreal Engine" and others that companies use to make their games. Wouldn't a company come along to make "End of Life" plugins that these big companies could then just use to make the sunsetting processes easier?

All I know, is that Mald is a faggot.
 
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