DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

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Clocking in for his obligatory shift.

We’ll have a reliable reason to check the Renton obituaries.

 

[Moar Krabs]

We’ll have a reliable reason to check the Renton obituaries.

"Mom, I'm here with you ......OH SHIT A DIAMOND 7 STAR HOGAN!"

 

[Pickle Man]

Maybe Jaha finally finish the job?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

If something did happen to Dave or Linda, I don't think Phil would be able to just say it. Remember, he is THE KING SNAKE. He played Kino Casino like a fiddle for months despite them not having previous contact with him because he had ENOUGH of people making fun of him and told them fake stories about needing to see his parents soon before they die and the MORONS actually BELIEVED him and Phil is cool for using his parent's DEATH to emotionally blackmail Kino Casino so he woudn't have to do a stream with Lolcow Live. What a bunch of IDIOTS for feeling bad for someone telling them his parents had less than a year to live lmao

Buuuut, if one of his parents actually passed away, then it would confirm that part of the leaked DMs was true, right? I know Phil already made an excuse by saying "some parts are real some are not" to basically deny&confirm anything as he sees fit but even with that, then he actually used a real problem to get out of doing something with them. Aside from looking like a piece of shit, it would be confirmation that he had the time to go back to CT and just never did, and it would mean the detractors were right, that's a no-no. Phil would care more about trolls being right than his mom or dad dying.

But who am I kidding? Phil would never see that far into the future.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Phil is a stranger to them, they have seen him once since he moved to Washington.

It's so sad, no children should abandon their parents like this without good reason. It's kind of cruel.

"I cannot afford to do it because if I don't stream I get no income and I cannot pay off the debts."

No seriously this is what I think he ended up like after he moved to the WA Condo. He's burnt out and he doesn't care which is impressive at its own.

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Ok also I haven't said anything yet, but I assume it's either because he ran out of money to maintain the Snort Fort and had to move back to his old house or he committed a felon. Think of VoteSaxon07 where he said he was "unable to stream because of technical difficulties" (he actually murdered his pregnant girlfriend).

He won't be this non-specific if it was his parents dying or Khet divorced, he has spoken about his parents and his breakup with PandaLee on stream before.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I feel like if by tomorrow morning theirs still no word everybody that was saying this was a nothingburger is gonna flip the switch and agree that their is something going on

 

[Cyber Bowling]

True, we would know quickly if anything happens to the Burnells. And Phil knows this too, which is why I doubt he would bother hiding that he went to Bridgeport. He could have for his wedding, and chose to run with lying about his parent's health and the stupid wedding omission leading to him arguing with Twitter trolls on his wedding night

I agree with the first bit about the Burnells, if something happened to any of them, the vortex would know about it.

But I think Phil has become even more paranoid over the last few years, so I'm not surprised he'd hide a trip to see his parents and vaguepost about when he'll be back. He might be worried detractors would show up at the airport and do something devious, like take a picture of him and khet. Or go to the snort fort and liberate Jasper.

 

[INirvana]

Dood he is just on a WWEC spree trying to be number 1 on the leaderboard, trying to break the 4th win curse!

 

[Moar Krabs]

But I think Phil has become even more paranoid over the last few years, so I'm not surprised he'd hide a trip to see his parents and vaguepost about when he'll be back. He might be worried detractors would show up at the airport and do something devious, like take a picture of him and khet. Or go to the snort fort and liberate Jasper.

Yeah this is the most likely but you can imagine the amount of begging he does when he gets back will be massive the dents better have their wallets and credit cards ready

 

[PetiteDragon43]

when he has to explain whats been happening with DSP for the last 3 days:

when he has to explain Bossmanjack getting a thousand dollars and losing it all for the hundredth time:

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Guys is he gonna be back soon? Any info at all? My entire livelihood depends on making fun of him, another few days and I'll be homeless.

I'm already reduced to eating lunchmeat sandwiches.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Is this officially the longest unexcused break he's ever taken from streaming so far? There's definitely something going on with his personal life that's causing this absence. Usually he'll send out update tweets every now and then until he comes back, but his radio silence so far makes me think something serious happened.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Don’t worry Phail is deep cleaning his house with bleach after he dropped Khat off in the middle of the woods.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

when he has to explain whats been happening with DSP for the last 3 days:

Counterpoint: If Dear Feeder gave a shit in any direction, he wouldn’t get everything entirely wrong segment after segment.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Don’t worry Phail is deep cleaning his house with bleach after he dropped Khat off in the middle of the woods.

Phil cleaning anything is laughable. Let the Jasper buffet begin.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Don’t worry Phail is deep cleaning his house with bleach after he dropped Khat off in the middle of the woods.

JF already taught him how to fake his "deigitäl fouteprintte" so he can get away with it too.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

The JF theory is funny but let's be real - there's no way anyone would believe that Khet could just disappear like that. The seismic disturbances alone make that impossible

 

[Balr0g]

We all know what really happened

 

[Jose Cuervo]

when he has to explain whats been happening with DSP for the last 3 days:

when he has to explain Bossmanjack getting a thousand dollars and losing it all for the hundredth time:

Sounds like something a rat would say.

The JF theory is funny but let's be real - there's no way anyone would believe that Khet could just disappear like that. The seismic disturbances alone make that impossible

Between Mama JF being some kind of special covert agent, who somehow knew how to immediately go off-the-grid and Kat disappearing unnoticed, I’m not exactly sure which possibility is more outlandish.

 

[FamicomGorby]

The JF theory is funny but let's be real - there's no way anyone would believe that Khet could just disappear like that. The seismic disturbances alone make that impossible

I think Kat could vanish with anyone noticing.

The real issue is I don't think Phil is capable of cleaning up a crime scene and then disappearing a body. Getting rid of a corpse is a ton of work, even if you're not cutting it up it's still moving something that weighs like 250lbs.