Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[itogi]

Y-you get hundreds?

If your post is especially good (or especially shit), you get awarded with a bunch of stickers

 

[canalCrab]

If your post is especially good (or especially shit), you get awarded with a bunch of stickers

Stickers? I didn't even know the farms had stickers.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

I don't think this was posted yet?


Is Dennys the official lolcow diner? Anisa and I seem to love it too

 

[potato sack]

"self explaining code is dogshit practice"

jesus this negro cannot stop saying dumb fucking shit

 

[cigint]

You need to explain your code nigga. And btw this is my standard for documentation:

...
superglobal.global.global_variables[204] = 0;  // this is a global variable of the 204th variety
superglobal.global.global_variables[205] = 34; // a global variable of the 205th persuasion
...

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

it's decompile with undertalemod->find a shitty base64 string->convert to png->rearrange it so it makes sense ( it's unorganized 32x32 chunks of a 512x512 image ) and eventually you're sent off to some unlisted youtube vid and you have to use a spectrogram to see the letters that pop up from the audio.

Couldn't help but notice that these are the same "puzzles" as in figuratively every other fucking "ARG".

I highly recommend this talk if thats interesting to you.

[...] Scapy is too high level [...]

If you aren't directly removing the polymorphic from the MDI, then what are you even doing? Insane behavior. I have 15 DEFCON black badges.

 

[cockape]

I don't think this was posted yet?
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Mald never fails to amaze me. If your code needs 3 lines of comments for every 6 lines of code to explain what it does (or in the case of his array 1 for 1 kek), your code sucks. The concept of self-documenting code is about writing better code, not about writing fewer comments. Writing fewer comments is a consequence of writing better, more intelligble code.

Mald fundamentally misunderstanding or maliciously misrepresenting? You call it.

Also why is he worried about who looks at his code after him? I thought this was a one-man job and that these shitty habits were okay for a solo project?

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Also why is he worried about who looks at his code after him? I thought this was a one-man job and that these shitty habits were okay for a solo project?

There's always someone who will look at the code after you: the future you.
And the present you will not be available to explain the code to the future you.
That's why you leave comments.

 

[Kiislova]

Opinion discarded, retard edition.
How people can be this willingfully ignorant surprises me, although after all, shes a GG old timer like Ralph or Briana.

Code sperg but what retard in the Gamemaker dev team decided that "<= 0.5" being falsey was good language design? Are they retarded? Did Maldavius Figtree social engineer his way onto the Gamemaker dev team???

It makes perfect sense if you are using unitary everything, where your data range is [0,1], this makes it easy to make everything that is "at least halfway there" evaluate as true. This is quite common in many use cases to normalize your data ranges to [0, 1]

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

can someone explain the difference in self explaining code and commented code in a way a small autistic child could understand? I want to understand but this is like....I don't want to say 100% out of my depth, but at the edges of my understanding.

kinda like ducktaping and labeling wires so it would be easier to comeback to and work with after. because eventually you need to replug one of the wires into another socket or change the wire or some other shit
or you would have a complete mess of the christmas lights that you would have to backtrack to figure which one is which.

 

[whalebiologist]

ferretfucker.

 

[Shaneequa]

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Update:

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I don't think this was posted yet?
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Does he just thrive on being contrarian? He says literally the opposite of what's correct.

can someone explain the difference in self explaining code and commented code in a way a small autistic child could understand?

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[canalCrab]

kinda like ducktaping and labeling wires so it would be easier to comeback to and work with after. because eventually you need to replug one of the wires into another socket or change the wire or some other shit
or you would have a complete mess of the christmas lights that you would have to backtrack to figure which one is which.

I think "labelling a bunch of black wires going through the same cable pipe vs using different colours of wires + labels for them" is more apt.

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> makes a lengthy video, refuses to watch "lengthy" videos.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

Is the fact that he was actually the victim of 4chan trolling

Get this man a Feature, we need to frame this so everyone can see.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Get this man a Feature, we need to frame this so everyone can see.

wait till jannies wake up

 

[Davy Jones' Left Nut]

Get this man a Feature, we need to frame this so everyone can see.

It proves even a complete loser having trained his speech and his voice can achieve public approval.

Until said loser starts sharing his ubertarded thoughts.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Forgive me if this seems "shilly" but postal 2 (the game used to make a lot of SKG / MALD memes, like the one where maldy gets shot) is currently on steam sale for 99cents for the next day or so. (normally 10$)

I figure its enough topic adjacent to be ok to mention. So if you want to make a maldy meme with a petition (tuesdays objective) its only a dollar. It also has steam workshop which is always nice

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

>chat is full of dicksuckers and yesmen (it's twitch, duh)
>ignores them
>mild criticism comes into chat
>his eyes dilate towards it
>he focuses hard
>pauses everything he's doing
>"this guy thinks he can come in MY chat, give ME criticism and call ME gay?"
>he grabs his ferret
>rubs it against his crotch relentlessly
>"yeah, hmm, I'm gonna ban that guy"
>his finger coil and stretch at the ban button
>he feels the climax coming
>You have been banned from PirateSoftware's chat!
>the counter goes up in the corner
>everyone cheers him on
>guy got the climax of his life
>"Insane behavior, dude"
>ferret drops to the floor
>goes to the toilet
>cleans himself with his gnome
>comes back and sees an unban request
>"Do you see the reason? What am I supposed to do for you?"
>goes on to suck off his microphone

I just watched Warcraft 3's undead campaign and imagined Jason as Arthas and the ferret as Frostmourne.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

postal 2 [] is currently on steam sale for 99cents for the next day or so.

It's because Running With Scissors are absolute chads.



Archived it for you.