Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FILTH Tourist]

Nick "why can't I just do 2 hours of community service a day?"
22 Days left ...22x2h=44h of 80h Wet brain math

So if he half asses his CS and doesn't get it done in time, does that lead to jail or just an extention to the deadline to get it done?

 

[1NpuLs]

So if he half asses his CS and doesn't get it done in time, does that lead to jail or just an extention to the deadline to get it done?

he has said before he had the 5 years to get it done. but something has changed so he wants it done before the jail time

 

[Nova902]

So if he half asses his CS and doesn't get it done in time, does that lead to jail or just an extention to the deadline to get it done?

jail.

 

[hawkisnight]

No. He thinks he's an amazing cook. He thinks he's an expert at everything he wants to be.

Which is in itself quite funny.

So if he half asses his CS and doesn't get it done in time, does that lead to jail or just an extention to the deadline to get it done?

Seeing how we was handled so far they will probably give him a medal instead.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

he has said before he had the 5 years to get it done. but something has changed so he wants it done before the jail time

My assumption is that its 80 hours of community service in 5 years, BUT if he doesn't wanna do his 28 days in jail, he needs to do the community service first.

That's entirely the type of 'misunderstanding' where Nick would spend so long haggling over how/when to do it he's nearly run out of time.

Also you absolutely can do court ordered community service in less than 8 hours at a time. I've got no idea what he's talking about or if his PO/etc won't approve whatever his ideas were, but I know for a fact you can do less at once.

There's plenty of people with real actual jobs who do their community service in smaller blocks because they can't afford to no show their normal job and they aren't being made to work doubles.

Literally just google 'does community service need to be 8 hours at a time' and you get a list of common locations that have lower minimum at once (ie: food banks here have 4 hour minimums).

Obviously he would have needed to start far earlier, but he could have done 4 hour blocks every few days if he wasn't such a fucking slacker. And unless its different for felonies you can always pick from an approved list of community service options.

 

[AltisticRight]

So if he half asses his CS and doesn't get it done in time, does that lead to jail or just an extention to the deadline to get it done?

jail.

It's Hicksville Minnesota so they'll probably just let it fly like his dosed daughter and go after the ghastly TOE that traumatised two people with the minting of the genesis KNU.

 

[AnOminous]

"I'm trying to convince the county that my "heat allergy" precludes me from physical labor in the unbearably harsh Minnesota summer sun."

"I am a physically weak and impotent faggot who can't even do the work a child could. Can I suck black cocks for my community service?"

Or even the merits of the evidence itself, perhaps it wasn't a slam dunk case with the absence of a weapon, very limited DNA and no known motive. It's all very boring. Nothing worth discussing

But definitely doing the five thousandth obsessive slobbering on Kurt's knob about a pizza casserole is truly riveting content. Neck, Nick.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I'm votting bath salts.

Same, I think he's finally taken my very good advice on how to deal with "The one who ate the goo"

Spoiler

Nick if you're reading this, the post may contain sage advice but it's also some real pussy shit. You want to defend your honor don't you champ? not just sit in a corner zonked out of your mind while that fucking Steel Toe gets away with it, right?

Listen up, you need to get on a steady diet of nothing but alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone, PCP, a mix of your favourite synthetic cathinones, Banisteriopsis caapi vines and gorilla testicle extract, then challenge that fucking family wrecker Steel Cuck to a boxing match. You will be quite literally hulking out with the most pure, fierce and primal white-hot rage anyone in Minnesota has ever seen. You will crush the toe.

I think his career can only improve if he does, good job Nick!

 

[Quintus]

"I'm trying to convince the county that my "heat allergy" precludes me from physical labor in the unbearably harsh Minnesota summer sun."

I think they should make him pick up trash on the side of the highway in Arizona. Lovely 115f weather.

 

[Vibralldo]

Cooking with Kurt. He weirdly thinks Kurt was just copying him. (Overall, it was funny but way too long.)

What the fuck are you talking about? It was so creepy and uncomfortable I couldn't watch it for more than 2 minutes.

Does the "laugh at Kurt literally doing anything" suddenly get funny at the hour 30 mark?

Is his tactis going to be "im just gonna be really tired and sleep depraved for community service, that will show them"?

He's treating the same way he treated driving his kids to appointments

 

[DemsBNutz]

Good AI summery from al for Bald-Os' spaghettio service options I am rooting for 8 hours in this heat cleaning highway..

In Kandiyohi County, Minnesota, probation and community service tasks are part of a broader effort to ensure public safety, hold offenders accountable, and provide opportunities for rehabilitation. Probationers may be required to complete community service as part of their court-ordered obligations, particularly in lieu of jail time or fines. This is often facilitated through structured programs like Hennepin County's Sentencing to Service (STS), which offers a sentencing alternative for low-risk adult and juvenile offenders.

Community Service Tasks for Probation in Kandiyohi County
Community service tasks for probationers in Kandiyohi County are designed to promote accountability and provide reparation to the community. These tasks may include:

Community Improvement Projects: Probationers may be assigned to work on projects that improve public spaces, such as parks, roads, and other community areas. This could involve cleaning, landscaping, or other maintenance tasks.

Restoration Projects: Probationers may participate in restoration projects aimed at repairing damage caused by criminal activity or neglect. This could include restoring historical sites, cleaning up litter, or repairing public infrastructure.

Skill Development Activities: Community service tasks may also include activities that help probationers develop new skills, such as carpentry, gardening, or other trades. These skills can help them gain employment and reintegrate into society.

Work Programs: Probationers may be required to participate in structured work programs, where they work under the supervision of a crew leader. These programs provide a structured environment where probationers can learn responsibility and teamwork.

Rules and Expectations for Community Service
Probationers participating in community service tasks must adhere to specific rules and expectations to receive credit for their work. These include:

Punctuality: Probationers must report to the designated pick-up site on time. Rescheduling is allowed if the probationer is unable to attend.

Compliance with Instructions: Probationers must follow all instructions given by the crew leader and conduct themselves with dignity and respect.

Safety: Probationers must work safely and report any injuries immediately to the crew leader. They must also wear a seatbelt in the vans and dress appropriately for outdoor work.

Attendance: Probationers must attend all scheduled work sessions. Absences may result in disciplinary action or loss of credit for the workday.

Supervision and Support
Probationers in Kandiyohi County are supervised by probation officers who ensure they comply with court orders and complete their community service tasks. Probation officers may conduct field visits to jails, homes, schools, and other places to ensure offender compliance with court orders.

Additional Information
Kandiyohi County Community Corrections has recently received increased funding through a public safety omnibus bill, which includes additional resources for probation and parole services. This funding is expected to improve the quality of services and programs offered to probationers, including community service tasks.

In summary, community service tasks for probation in Kandiyohi County are designed to promote public safety, hold offenders accountable, and provide opportunities for rehabilitation. Probationers must adhere to specific rules and expectations to receive credit for their work, and they are supervised by probation officers to ensure compliance with court orders. The recent increase in funding for probation and parole services is expected to enhance the quality of these programs and services.

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[thebigdream]

No. He thinks he's an amazing cook. He thinks he's an expert at everything he wants to be.

It's funny, not even his rampant narcissism allows him to believe this lie. There was a recent stream where he tried to claim that he was 'decent' at cooking compared to Kurt; if all a narc can come out with is that they're 'decent', you know their food is downright inedible and likely dangerous to eat. This tracks with the prison cafeteria-tier slop we've witnessed so far.

 

[Sloppa]

He's talking about Balldos again.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I hope Nick’s community service is something really embarrassing and someone gets video and/or photos of it.

 

[somevan712]

Why is he bitching about this and using his family "not being used to him being gone". Dude, it's just 10 days, your kids aren't going to die.

His kids are in more danger when he is home. He's a psychotic, drug addicted, abusive cuck who shouldn't be allowed near children.

And with every sexual "joke" he made about children or rape, he's shown how obsessed with children and rape he is. I'm not saying he's a pedophile or touched kids, I'm just saying he likes anime A LOT, and talks about anime ALL THE TIME, with other anime lovers in secret anime lover chats.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

It's like a cop at a Denny's, you never know what you're gonna get.

What Denny's meal/order can we call the "rekieta"?

 

[demicolon]

First, "ma'am goo"? Is that an euphemism for genderfluid?
Second, ever seen a straight man judging other men by their weight and diet? Or obsessed over weight or diet when he's not a dietician?

Why is Nick so gay, I just can't with this guy...

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's hubris and selfishness are insane

Nick really has the gall to haggle with his probation officer on the terms of his community service. "Yeah, I know this is a punishment for a crime that I committed, but, like I have something that no other criminal has: a family."

You'd think if Nick cared about his family he wouldn't have exposed them to cocaine and almost destroyed his marriage.

Nick's lucky they counted his fake streaming job where he occasionally streams Kurt's cooking videos to less than 1k people (if he feels like it) as a real job and yet he still thinks this very light punishment is too severe and he's special and unique enough to get a better deal. The second he's able to he's gonna start doing coke again if he isn't already.

I hope Nick’s community service is something really embarrassing and someone gets video and/or photos of it.

A photo of Nick on the highway picking up trash in a reflector vest would be peak kino.

 

[Zab McMann]

Nick "why can't I just do 2 hours of community service a day?"
22 Days left ...22x2h=44h of 80h Wet brain math

Funnily enough, he'd get the 80 hours if he just doubled the working time to 4 hours/day.

 

[DemsBNutz]

So a real days work is too much for this man?? "My health" Self diagnosis with out seeing a doctor.. "My family" They could use the break.. We all know the real answer.. Community service does not have a crack break... He can't make it 8 hours with out withdrawal effects peeking thru...