Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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ImSickofit! said:
One of my favorite Cyraxx/MBM streams is when Marty uploads Chance's penis torture videos to Chance's "Psy racing" YouTube channel and it gets shut down. It gets good around 5:00 minutes in but the build up is worth it if you have the time to watch it. Marty cracking up gets me every time. Pretty good rage out too.
Here's links to Rumble and Odysee. I'm not sure if it's on YouTube or not.

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THANK YOU! I lost track of this clip and was looking for it for the longest time. The lighting and angle is just perfect
 
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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
I'm sure he could be trained well enough to collect shopping carts at a grocery store.
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It's not just a matter of training his motor skills and physical endurance. His personality and character traits are the killer, and you can't really fix that. He is the most lazy, undisciplined piece of shit ever. He would constantly get distracted and break all the rules (like being on his phone during shift and being weird with customers). He would constantly no-show or show up hours late. The mere concept of working shifts every day is so alien to him that he would probably quit in the first week.

Also his total lack of hygiene would never fly. The second he opens his trench mouth, the interviewer would start projectile vomiting. And can you imagine being one of his co workers? Getting assailed every day with his retarded tall tales and his bragging about total nonsense. Everyone would hate him immediately.
 
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I got a bit curious and started looking up weather events for Akron.

My interest lately has been in the flood event in Texas but I found it interesting that Akron, or near it, has had two F5 (not EF5, these were back in '85).

Start praying for an EF5, boys.
 
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Dogechu_Prime said:
I mean, he could. But would patrons keep coming in to see him lose every night, or would he be done after 1 fight?
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He would be done in 1 because he's a pussy. But I think patrons would like watching some ugly fuck get clobbered by little people in a big world
 
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FreakyFred said:
And can you imagine being one of his co workers? Getting assailed every day with his retarded tall tales and his bragging about total nonsense. Everyone would hate him immediately.
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You're just trying to do your job, filling shelves with products or keeping the store clean, but the horrifying mutant pity-hire keeps trying to tell you he was a world famous musician Rockstar, or that he used to drag race with professionals. When you tell him to get back to work he just gets angry that you don't wanna listen to his fantasies and he calls you a slur under his breath. Also he would keep staring at kids in the store.
 
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There are jobs programs in Akron for retarded/disabled people and Cyraxx could probably get a job as a janitor that has essentially no requirements as long as he showed up on time. They're like $15/hr, too.
 
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I'm still your friend. said:
There are jobs programs in Akron for retarded/disabled people and Cyraxx could probably get a job as a janitor that has essentially no requirements as long as he showed up on time. They're like $15/hr, too.
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But he won't, because he's a world famous musician. And a millionaire without the money. Whatever the fuck that means.

I think if he were given the choice between working a normal job and being homeless, he would unironically choose homelessness, because at least he could use it to farm sympathy later.
 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
Doesn’t Publix usually hire bag boys that have a little tism to them? Could he even manage that much responsibility?
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Tism is the least of his worries. He’s a severely mentally ill deviant with anger issues. Generally, any activities designed for regards require said regard to be able to function in a group. Violence, threats, sexually obscene behavior will get you booted from any group home or workplace.

Would you want this dude to pack your groceries? I think we all know the answer.

Chance is too dumb for any skilled work and too frail and lazy for no-skill physical labor. I genuine think that a full day of labor like on a construction site or picking fruit or veggies on a farm would legit traumatize him.
 
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You guy are overcomplicating it, if he wants to get a job he can and should follow in his Broncle Bill's steps and be a dragqueen/fag for hire.
 
Captain Ahab said:
I genuinely think that a full day of labor like on a construction site or picking fruit or veggies on a farm would legit traumatize him.
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This is my point as well. It wouldn't even need to be as physically demanding as the jobs you mentioned. The goblin is not accustomed to doing anything other than "hanging out and having fun" in his own words. He says this constantly. He lives for "hanging out and having fun" and he wants a job that revolves around him "hanging out and having fun." That is all he wants to do. This is why Raxx is where he is in life. He is a hardcore manchild. I think he would literally rather die than work a regular job.
 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
Doesn’t Publix usually hire bag boys that have a little tism to them? Could he even manage that much responsibility?
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Chauncy is the definition of unemployable. And anyone who disagrees needs to ask themselves a question I saw years ago on the Slaton Sister thread before they got that TLC show:
Would YOU be okay with Chauncy Wilkins as your immediate coworker? You wanna listen to his broken record horseshit day in, day out? You wanna listen to Marty, WGH, and N Word Boi rent free in his rotting head while he sounds even more 43 than normal?
How about the smell? If you're in management, do you want to be the one to tell him Sally needs to reacquaint her failed abortion of a grandson to scalding hot water and soap?
Do you want to listen to his WWE screamo threat voice whenever you tell him to shut the fuck up about his ghey fantasies about Marty and WORK?

Do you want to call the ORKIN man? Because you WILL be on a first name basis with them.

This is why they used actors and heavy prosthetics and makeup for Wrong Turn. Chance Wilkins IS Three Fingers in real life. Except there are no superhuman abilities. No cunning, low, or otherwise, and no basic abilities to live independently or do the most basic care for himself.
Hell, the Zellweger Syndrome kids from that Australian Colt Family have a better shot at getting and maintaining steady employment and independent living.
 
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Johnny Dang said:
Hopefully I am not outing myself as a complete moron here, but shouldn't it be "Hallowed Heart"?
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Yes, since hallow is a verb meaning to make something holy, and hallowed is an adjective used to describe something as already being made holy.

So, either Chance is a retard (99.99%), he meant to use the archaic form of the word hallow to give his brand some from of artistic merit (0%), or the ai fucked up (0.01%).
 
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