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For some reason i kept thinking she picked Yonah as her name of Yoni (I misremembered the term as Yona until i just googled it) which is sanskrit for vagina.

Apparently often used by a brand of people who are like vagina cultists (i think gwyneth paltrow is really into this? I think she had a webshop selling overpriced vagina stuff) who do shit like steaming their vaginas with candles or put jade eggs into it.
Somehow that would fit becca.
 
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We get it, you hate Reform Jews.
Quote back to me the part that was not true. I read a ton of books about this shit eons ago, but checked some dates on wiki to make sure I had it all lined up right.

Ohh I get it these are "hate facts." 13 do 50. Trannies are more likely to kill than be killed. Reform Judaism was based on a bunch of German pickme Jews putting organs in their synagogues so they could fit in with high society.
 
For some reason i kept thinking she picked Yonah as her name of Yoni (I misremembered the term as Yona until i just googled it) which is sanskrit for vagina.

Apparently often used by a brand of people who are like vagina cultists (i think gwyneth paltrow is really into this? I think she had a webshop selling overpriced vagina stuff) who do shit like steaming their vaginas with candles or put jade eggs into it.
Somehow that would fit becca.
I mean she insists she's  kweer and not a woman, but she did give birth and seems the type to go "don't need dysphoria to be a valid trans!!!" although last I heard having a vagina obsession was "too TERFy" for the gendies as it excludes those with a feminine penis. Though knowing the sexual weirdness that goes on in the gender community there's probably some group of pooners and she/theys trying to rebrand the vag worship as gender neutral.
 
I mean she insists she's  kweer and not a woman, but she did give birth and seems the type to go "don't need dysphoria to be a valid trans!!!" although last I heard having a vagina obsession was "too TERFy" for the gendies as it excludes those with a feminine penis. Though knowing the sexual weirdness that goes on in the gender community there's probably some group of pooners and she/theys trying to rebrand the vag worship as gender neutral.
Funny how she's totally queer, but derives most of her self-worth from her vagina and granting access to it to as many dudes as possible.
 
For some reason i kept thinking she picked Yonah as her name of Yoni (I misremembered the term as Yona until i just googled it) which is sanskrit for vagina.

Apparently often used by a brand of people who are like vagina cultists (i think gwyneth paltrow is really into this? I think she had a webshop selling overpriced vagina stuff) who do shit like steaming their vaginas with candles or put jade eggs into it.
Somehow that would fit becca.
“Yonic” is the vagina version of “phallic.” I was really confused about why she’d name herself “Yonah” until I realized she must be going for an ethnic version of “Jonah” but it’s still pretty funny. I’m not familiar enough with Becky lore to know if that was on purpose or not; I’m not surprised either way.
 
LOL known adult Becky cries about "not getting a birthday." Plan it yourself, you're a grownup, you can just do things. But that's not as fun as whining about not getting to do anything.

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I wonder what expensive activity she was hoping for. A trip to Venice? Paris? Some excuse to leave the baby at home and travel for a month fucking randoms?
 
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Lord she's so TIRESOME. She probably wanted Daniel to watch the kid at noon on a Thursday and he was like lol no. But if she doesn't get to see Superman on EXACTLY HER BIRTHDAY then it's all ruined, like a petulant 16 year old getting a Mazda instead of the Ferrari they wanted on My Super Sweet 16.

And I know she's supposed to be talking about Daniel, but her wording makes it sound like "can't believe I have to deal with this fucker for 17 years" is about the kid.

Edit: when is Becky's birthday? I'm not really one for astrology, but I really thought she'd be a Gemini.
 
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Lord she's so TIRESOME. She probably wanted Daniel to watch the kid at noon on a Thursday and he was like lol no. But if she doesn't get to see Superman on EXACTLY HER BIRTHDAY then it's all ruined, like a petulant 16 year old getting a Mazda instead of the Ferrari they wanted on My Super Sweet 16.

And I know she's supposed to be talking about Daniel, but her wording makes it sound like "can't believe I have to deal with this fucker for 17 years" reads like it's about the kid.
Rate me optimistic, but I'm hoping one of the big reasons people aren't following her again is that they can see how spoiled and entitled she is with throwing constant, histrionic tantrums at everyday adult stuff. I know this was always a core trait of hers, but as she ages and now with a baby, I do think it's more stark. "I HAD TO GO OUT FOR AN AFTERNOON: HOMELESS!!!" "MY UNEMPLOYED CHILDLIKE LOVER DIDN'T GET ME ANYTHING EVEN AFTER I RIDICULED HIM FOR PREVIOUSLY GETTING ME A POOR PERSON CARD: ALONE IN THIS WORLD!!!" "I HAVE TO SPEND MY BIRTHDAY WITH MY BABY AND NOT DO THE EASILY POSTPONABLE THING I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW: PRISON SENTENCE!!!" poor, poor Hannah...
 
Becky wanted a baby for how long, and she never thought that maybe she'd have to take care of the baby, even on her own birthday?

She can't hire a sitter? No one in anyone's family would watch Hannah for a bit? Jackson, Sam, the troonmate, none of them can do it? No, it's Daniel's fault Becky has to spend her BIRTHDAY with her CHILD like some sort of MOTHER.

It's so fucking sad that she can't bear to think of a day as celebratory if she's not taking an hours-long break away from the child she claimed to want so desperately. The first several post-baby birthdays after infertility and losses, you'd think (and I think from personal experience) would be in some way all about the baby.

Becky never even cared about Superman before now. It's yet another contribution to the endless stream of "this piece of media is the most important thing I've ever cared about, even though you've never heard me mention it until this exact moment" bullshit she spews.
 
Rate me optimistic, but I'm hoping one of the big reasons people aren't following her again is that they can see how spoiled and entitled she is with throwing constant, histrionic tantrums at everyday adult stuff. I know this was always a core trait of hers, but as she ages and now with a baby, I do think it's more stark. "I HAD TO GO OUT FOR AN AFTERNOON: HOMELESS!!!" "MY UNEMPLOYED CHILDLIKE LOVER DIDN'T GET ME ANYTHING EVEN AFTER I RIDICULED HIM FOR PREVIOUSLY GETTING ME A POOR PERSON CARD: ALONE IN THIS WORLD!!!" "I HAVE TO SPEND MY BIRTHDAY WITH MY BABY AND NOT DO THE EASILY POSTPONABLE THING I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW: PRISON SENTENCE!!!" poor, poor Hannah...
I think that's probably it. In these times, too many people have enough REAL problems like making rent, finding employment, and/or raising kids while balancing responsibilities to want to listen to some fat, fried-haired harpy REEEEE daily about not getting a birthday, beg for free food, or brag about getting high all day while other people do the work for her.

At this juncture, even the most left-leaning of her followers are thinking, "Why is she mad at the man working all day to provide food and shelter for her and her baby for not dropping everything for AN ADULT'S BIRTHDAY? Go hire a babysitter and handle this shit yourself, you lazy cunt"

EDIT: So the sea-cow's birthday is July 16th? That makes her a Cancer.

How apropos.
 
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That "The next 17 years of my life I'm trapped dealing with that fucker" turn of phrase is sure weird after all the efforts that went into conceiving little Hannah and all the uteral lining that went down the toilet... I mean, horrific and traumatizing miscarriages.

I can only hope there isn't a nice hot car on a sunny Californian day for Hannah to be forgotten in while her mama goes shopping for weed and disregards her completely. After I read that line, it sure would not be out of character.
 
That "The next 17 years of my life I'm trapped dealing with that fucker" turn of phrase is sure weird after all the efforts to conceive little Hannah and all the uteral lining that went down the toilet... I mean, horrific and traumatizing miscarriages.

I can only hope there isn't a nice hot car on a sunny Californian day for Hanna to be forgotten in while her mama goes shopping for weed and forgets about her completely. After I read that phrase, it sure would not be out of character.

As Becky gets more desperate as Daniel continues to decouple her from his life, the possibility that she goes full on Andrea Yates or Casey Anthony on that poor child is becoming more and more plausible. Hannah is just another in a long line of expensive toys/status symbols that Becky begs for, expects others to spend ridiculous amounts of money on, then lets it gather dust as she moves on to the next distraction that she hopes will finally be the one to fill the ever growing hole in her heart and soul.

Even if the poor child makes it to her preteen years, she'll end up a MBP case like Gypsy Rose Blanchard or the innumerable amount of kids fucked by overbearing parents that see their kids as slaves / competition / a way to live vicariously.
 
After I read that phrase, it sure would not be out of character.
It's funny because she's talking about Daniel here. But she's also certainly talking about Hah-nuh, even if just subconsciously. The wording is so ambiguous and the sentiment is so universal.

I'm with Diana; it's not crazy to want to go out on a date or friend outing to celebrate your birthday, but most parents (and adults, generally) both understand that sometimes you don't get to do it right on your birthday and also that it's a blessing (or mitzvah Becky!) to spend your birthday with your family; yes, including your child.
 
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