Argument over who should walk the dog leads to shoot out.

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/247574774-story

CHICAGO (Fox 32 News) - A son is dead and his father seriously injured after they shot each other during an argument over walking the dog.

Chicago Police said the shooting happened in the city's south side Burnside neighborhood on Sunday morning.

Donald Johnson, 22, was shot multiple times and died. His father, who is 43, was also shot multiple times. The father was hospitalized in fair condition on Sunday night.

Neighbors and community activists were frustrated.

"How did we get here? How did we get to the point where 'I hate my blood family enough to take his life'? It makes no sense," said community activist Ja'mal Green.

Green said that there is so much pain in Chicago's troubled neighborhoods that even the most trivial interactions can explode.

"There's no love in these communities," Green said. "A lot of people have mental health issues. A lot of people are walking around with a lot of pain."

Maybe NK can nuke Chicago.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So... who took the dog for a walk afterwards?

 

[RI 360]

So... who took the dog for a walk afterwards?

The father, because he killed his son. So by winning he actually lost.

 

[Coldgrip]

If they just shot the dog instead they could of avoided this problem entirely.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Damn. All my kids do when I ask them to walk the dog is get all angsty and sullen. Can you imagine what their families are going thru? Geeze, someone needs to hit Chicago with some heavy duty mind control and turn the whole damn city into Buddhist monks and shit.

 

[RI 360]

My siblings were raised in a ghetto and once from his bedroom window my brother witnessed a Mister Softee truck get its wheels shot out as a man screamed "I SAID SPRINKLES MOTHER FUCKER!!!" and then a pack of black kids that were on the basketball court just beyond it came and tripped the truck over.

That. Over sprinkles.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

How did they both get guns at the same time to have themselves a shoot-out? Were they just carrying them around in their back pockets just waiting for the perfect opportunity to reenact a scene from an old cowboy movie?

That poor pupper must've been scared half-to-death over this.

 

[RI 360]

If they just shot the dog instead they could of avoided this problem entirely.

then something of value would have been lost.

 

[Coldgrip]

then something of value would have been lost.

I'm sure he wuz uh goodboy hoo dindu nuffin.

That poor pupper must've been scared half-to-death over this.

Nah, if anything it probably thought both people were playing and was excited.

Seriously. Dog don't respond the same way to shit people do, he legit probably thought everybody was playing.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

How did they both get guns at the same time to have themselves a shoot-out?

 

[FataBataRang]

When I read the title, I asked myself "they're black, aren't they". Goddamnit, Chicago.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Nah, if anything it probably thought both people were playing and was excited.

Seriously. Dog don't respond the same way to shit people do, he legit probably thought everybody was playing.

Firearms tend to be pretty freakin' loud, though, and dogs already have very sensitive hearing. Now, if they'd gone after each other with knives, I could maybe see the pupper trying to "play along".

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Rate me if you want, but I don't believe even the most feral of googles would kill his own kin over something as petty as walking the dog.

My theory is that both of these googles were involved into something shady, shit went sour and they tried to kill each other and now the father is making this ridiculous shit up to cover his ass.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm sure he wuz uh goodboy hoo dindu nuffin.

Who's a good boy who dindu nuffin? Who's a good boy who dindu nuffin?
I shouldn't be surprised it happened in Chicago, but I clicked on the thread assuming it happened in Florida.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Rate me if you want, but I don't believe even the most feral of googles would kill his own kin over something as petty as walking the dog.

Oh, heavens no, of course not. Incidents like this are just catalysts for far deeper, long-simmering issues to finally boil over.

My theory is that both of these googles were involved into something shady, shit went sour and they tried to kill each other and now the father is making this ridiculous shit up to cover his ass.

Or... it could be this. Hadn't even conceived of considering such an angle, but imminently feasible. Good on yer.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

This is the best clip ever.

Totally off topic but what the fuck is FEMA doing to dindus?

 

[HG 400]

I don't believe even the most feral of googles would kill his own kin over something as petty as walking the dog.

I think even the most civilised nigger would.

 

[cypocryphy]

I was so confident this was in Florida before I clicked on it.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

I can only imagine that gunfight looking something like this:

 

[Caesare]

This is the best clip ever.

Totally off topic but what the fuck is FEMA doing to dindus?

It's a stupid cornball reference to hurricane Katrina which happened around the time this show was popular. The usual suspects blamed society at large because people became conditioned to ignore hurricanes which had always dodged the city in most people's lifetime. Katrina was nearly a direct hit, people choose to ignore it even that Sunday when contact was inevitable and every TV channel and radio station said to GTFO immediately, but for some reason its FEMA's fault? They did a shitty job organizing the clean up after the fact, but its still people's own fault for not leaving.

They did a whole episode about it which was actually pretty good, it basically boiled down to "New Orleans niggers fucking stink and will rob you blind" lol.