DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

The vacation theory is actually very plausible. After the KC arc was done the dents went into overdrive trying to donate $150 minimum each stream, and it stayed like that very consistently, even after missing one stream it only took 1 retard to make up for it next stream. And like that one post a few pages away stated, he go multiple payments very close to each other after also begging stupidly hard for 1 whole day during his vest tism stream.

We know he uses discord to arrange things with his wheelchairs, lets not forget the long time mongs keep in touch with him and actually tell him that they are going to give him money, like that faggot Adam or whatever that gave him +1.6k one day. It's not crazy to think one of these dents decided to pay off a vacation and give him money on the days he would not stream. These are DSP dents we are talking about, not your typical retard.

 

[myone]

It's not crazy to think one of these dents decided to pay off a vacation and give him money on the days he would not stream. These are DSP dents we are talking about, not your typical retard.

It's absolutely crazy to believe DSP is capable of saving that money for a vacation instead of immediately blowing his load on a mix of booze, random chinese crap from Amazon and WWEC.

Also he's terrified of leaving the house and interacting with people. He's not taking his fat horse on a vacation. Get a grip!

 

[Ayynon69]

Philip... this is your mother Linda... I have possessed this kf poster to talk to you one last time, (since you booked your flight for Monday instead of Friday to save $70) I'm fucking DEAD Philip! You missed my last moments, son.

I'm very disappointed you never got a real job after we worked so hard on the ten year plan. I'm even more disappointed that you were looking at your phone for my entire wake! How can shirtless men on your phone be more important than your dear mother! I combed your hair every morning Philip. I can't believe you ignored your wife too. She ate everything the caterers brought, which was intended to be lunch for the whole family. She ate 70 sandwiches philip! How could you let her get so fat... I must pass on now philip... Please help your father and get a real job... we can't take care of you forever... you're over 4...0...

AHHHHH!!! Philip!! I'm in hell! HELLFIRE BURNS MY FLESH! Why did I cheat on your father so many times!! My son invented let's plays!!! Doesn't that count for something!?! HELP ME PHILIP!!! AHHH!!

 

[Synechdoche]

not a regular here, but I actually know the roach since before the 'incident'

What happened / will happen:
If it was his honeymoon/vacation:
He'll brag about how Detractors didn't know and he's so smart. He'll make unfunny fun of Detractor youtubers for having no khantent (that in any case) and he'll be oh so happy and grateful. all fake, cause he has no human emotions, but he'll pretend.

If something bad happened:
He'll be intentionally vague to milk sympathy and donos. Talk shit about detractors and how evil they are. try to laugh at them for having no khantent without him.

something really bad happened:
He'll milk it hard.

In any case, he'll retcon it all in a few weeks and then again and then again, cause he lies about everything all the time.
That's the eternal problem with detracting and also why so many people are obsessed with this idiot. Everything is lies and when you finally have the feeling, you got to the truth of something (like his wwe champions account) and there's undeniable proof, he'll have already told 10 other lies and retconned it a few more times.

 

[Harract]

I mean, plane tickets to anywhere on this side of the world are cheap, it's not like he is going to Thailand with her.

Food cost is the same and only for a few days.

Not like he would be doing any crazy expensive excursions.

 

[Balr0g]

He'll milk it hard.

He will milk his dents regardless what happened. After all he has to make up for "lost time". Of course the funniest outcome would be if his whales suddenly found someone else to throw money at. Even if it's just the Kasino instead of some friendly female streamer or VTuber

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil is paranoid to leave his khando, he's not going on a vacation. His parents need to bribe him in order to visit.

 

[UsedUp]

I don't think this was a 2 day honeymoon or vacation. Saturday and Sunday booked off were planned and unless dsp is playing king snake again and posted up his schedule as a false flag, he definately planned to be back Monday. If he tries saying I fooled you idiots by making a fake schedule then as usual it just makes him look retarded. I honestly think he's going to pull a guy's I can't talk about it but lets hit those goals, when he does return.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Phil is paranoid to leave his khando, he's not going on a vacation. His parents need to bribe him in order to visit.

At this point its hard to argue that he didn't go the week is halfway over unless he's sick why else would he take this many days off

 

[neger psykolog]

I don't think this was a 2 day honeymoon or vacation. Saturday and Sunday booked off were planned and unless dsp is playing king snake again and posted up his schedule as a false flag, he definately planned to be back Monday. If he tries saying I fooled you idiots by making a fake schedule then as usual it just makes him look retarded. I honestly think he's going to pull a guy's I can't talk about it but lets hit those goals, when he does return.

Lol I thought based on this post that DSP had posted a new schedule.
If people are talking about DSP having posted a fake schedule days ago and we're all getting taken on a ruse cruise... Then you've officially lost your minds because DSP doesn't put effort into anything.

 

[Synechdoche]

He will milk his dents regardless what happened. After all he has to make up for "lost time". Of course the funniest outcome would be if his whales suddenly found someone else to throw money at. Even if it's just the Kasino instead of some friendly female streamer or VTuber

fair

unironically, I think that is the reason he never had a vacation. Everyone laughs at his autistic schedule, but if you hear his dents (pwr would be an example) talk about what they like about him, his regularity is always mentioned.
Even liked youtubers who are successful take a hit, when they take time off. Dumb as he is, I think he understands that and is worried about losing the "silent majority"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You know it being him going to CT would also make the whole not taking up the offer to go to Florida to watch WM with asstonne, two vacations in one year he's not D-Rich or anything.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Lol I thought based on this post that DSP had posted a new schedule.
If people are talking about DSP having posted a fake schedule days ago and we're all getting taken on a ruse cruise... Then you've officially lost your minds because DSP doesn't put effort into anything.

Whatever it is we will get a full stream where he tells us everything and makes another 11.000$ so I'm just waiting for that

 

[Philipp Amthor]

We are btw on page 6666, throwback to the Kingsnake stream with RTU

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He’ll do a beg tweet and an impromptu stream about an hour before his next stream goes live. For some odd reason, my instinct is saying he’ll reveal whatever made him miss streams.

 

[Moar Krabs]

We are btw on page 6666, throwback to the Kingsnake stream with RTU

Lol I said that a page before

 

[Mr. Brown]

not a regular here, but I actually know the roach since before the 'incident'

What happened / will happen:
If it was his honeymoon/vacation:
He'll brag about how Detractors didn't know and he's so smart. He'll make unfunny fun of Detractor youtubers for having no khantent (that in any case) and he'll be oh so happy and grateful. all fake, cause he has no human emotions, but he'll pretend.

If something bad happened:
He'll be intentionally vague to milk sympathy and donos. Talk shit about detractors and how evil they are. try to laugh at them for having no khantent without him.

something really bad happened:
He'll milk it hard.

In any case, he'll retcon it all in a few weeks and then again and then again, cause he lies about everything all the time.
That's the eternal problem with detracting and also why so many people are obsessed with this idiot. Everything is lies and when you finally have the feeling, you got to the truth of something (like his wwe champions account) and there's undeniable proof, he'll have already told 10 other lies and retconned it a few more times.

Phil is the type of empty headed moron to have his mother die, have to visit his home town and then declare this trip as his honeymoon.

2 birds, one stone. Kats in tears.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

If it was something happening to DSP then we would already know about it. When he gets sick, he tweets that he is basically on death's door. When his internet goes out, he @'s Comcast for days. Phil can't help himself but to be negative online, so radio silence just shows he's hiding something.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Scary times we live in. Scary page we have reached. I wake up in fear that he might come back. I wonder if anyone in that Discord knows what's going on.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Scary times we live in. Scary page we have reached. I wake up in fear that he might come back. I wonder if anyone in that Discord knows what's going on.

surprised we dont have an inside dent in there