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- Dec 4, 2018
All I know is, one day we’re gonna have one of these silent absences, someone is gonna say “Phil is fucking dead” and they’re gonna be right, and I hope I’m around that day.
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Always chuckle when I see this posted. To add a little more substance to this post, Another possibility is that Phil has cancer and he had to take a break to go on chemo. Would explain the weight loss and how gaunt he's been looking lately
HE'S GAY!If they finally had their honeymoon, do you think Phil fucked that fat greasehole?
I imagine if they did it was probably the first time they fucked since she was with Subaru Man. Phil was probably nervous and flush, Kat giving Phil a glimpse of a smile over the family size bag of Funyuns. “Kat, I need that fat oily pussy, I really do. GET IT?”.
That's the nature of the Youtube beast most call the "algorithm." The more days you go without some of kind of activity for people to engage with, the lower you get recommended to the point where even subscribers don't get alerted to when you're live or uploaded something.You joke but you and others forget that when streamers take like a full week or two break it is actually significantly difficult to their original audience size back.
Look at the past couple of pages about Phil wanting to refinance his house. Attic had some mold when he first moved in, shower has been broken and has some kind of leak causing a water stain on one of the ceilings of a first floor room meaning mold. Mold if left untreated can be a health hazard, he shares his Condo with two other units. The shower however, has been broken for years now and hasn't gotten it fixed yet, that could potentially require taking down the walls and floor to replace everything. His garage is filled with trash bags full of plastic food containers which are a toxic hazard if the Condo ever went up in flames, it's also filled with used cat (and possibly other animal) litter, meaning piles of animal shit and piss just sitting around. He's still paying off that Condo, meaning he doesn't officially own it yet. The HOA isn't a law enforcement agency, but the Board of Health can force a temporary eviction to fix problems like mold and trash hoarding.What violation could he have possibly made that was visible on one of his clips? Even if he's in clear flagrant violation what could the HOA possibly do to curtail his streaming? They can impose fines on him, what is that going to do? HOA is a loose collection of citizen busybodies, not some law enforcement agency.
Thank you mistress.All I know is, one day we’re gonna have one of these silent absences, someone is gonna say “Phil is fucking dead” and they’re gonna be right, and I hope I’m around that day.
SIGH, detractors are sOooOoooo dumb. If I tell them I am taking days off, they will say some dumb detractor meme about a sandwich shop.He'll probably be extra smug when he returns and act like he pulled off some master plan that tricked everyone. Nevermind the fact that any normal person wouldn't have a need for the web of lies and would just say "hey I'm taking some time away, I'll be back in X days". Literally no one would care if you take time off, you don't have to lie and be sneaky about it. This will only cause people to be more curious about what's going on and will motivate people to dig more into your shit to try to figure out what's going on.
This is more time off than he took for his wedding and honeymoon, er, wedding. So it is definitely not normal even if it turns out to be nothing.this is why I feel that some of the vortex are minilolcows, didn't WPIG have a lore stream where he did this before to see how people would react? Yet here we are with ALT having detractor amnesia, it's like how they keep forgetting he's a pathological liar.
DSP is like the needy girlfriend who if you don't pay enough attention to them they hint that they may mincecraft themselves IRL. It's going to be a nothing burger...for the 1000001th time
Also no death certificate yet this very board can get his bank account, auto repair bill before he gets it and other private documents but not public record, wich death certificates are in CT? really?
I think some people view his streams like Reality TV and like those shows when it all of a sudden stops your like "wait wait wait what happens next where's the next episode" I personally only watch his night streams cause I like the thrill of "is he gonna hit the goal or is he gonna miss the goal" it sometimes goes down to the wire with his day streams 90% of the time he hits it and its less excitingthis is why I feel that some of the vortex are minilolcows, didn't WPIG have a lore stream where he did this before to see how people would react? Yet here we are with ALT having detractor amnesia, it's like how they keep forgetting he's a pathological liar.
DSP is like the needy girlfriend who if you don't pay enough attention to them they hint that they may mincecraft themselves IRL. It's going to be a nothing burger...for the 1000001th time
Also no death certificate yet this very board can get his bank account, auto repair bill before he gets it and other private documents but not public record, wich death certificates are in CT? really?
can you ever actually "own" a home that shares walls with 2 other people?He's still paying off that Condo, meaning he doesn't officially own it yet.
Im shocked he hasn't made a beg post yet but is approving and removing comments unless mods can do that? Anyone got any insight on that.
Nobody here is stopping you from finding out the hard way (get it, HARD) but according to the Pig himself his eyetahlion sausage was girthy enough to wrap a best buy receipt aroundDSP is known to be THE most hung guy on Youtube, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Khat's pussy on their honeymoon
Maybe if someone's life is in imminent danger, but there is a 0% chance that would apply to DSP, there's no way. Like his house would have to be about to fall apart and that's clearly not going on. This is hysterical thinkingBoard of Health can force a temporary eviction to fix problems like mold and trash hoarding.
They had to hit the 150$ tips goal for him to fly outPhil does not need to beg. Linda probably had to buy-in to get Phil to visit her on her own death bed. For Phil, it is like a paid vacation with big bonus incentive of inheritance money.