Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Given up on his stream tonight because he went back to practicing that one strat while playing highlights on the side but there was still some seething in this stream.

"Good dewd GOOD."


Slight seethe at missing a flower.


Fucks up making a simple jump.


Taxi Fail #1


Taxi Fail #2 (OH MY GOD!)


SHiFT tells SpongeBob to kill himself.


"Good Job"


SHiFT hates Mr. Krabs


"FUCK OFF!"


Seethe.


SHiFT touches the ketchup of agony and despair.


Final Growl.



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There were some other small moments tonight.


SHiFT swears he pressed B.


He really wants to play the game.


The moment before he muted his mic.


3rd stream that he went back to doing that glideless trick for, seemingly, the entirety of it. He really can't be asked to do more run attempts at the moment.
 
From yesterday's stream.

This jump was really fucking him over for a while.







"Are you fawking kidding dude?"


"Wake up."


SHiFT asks for cancer.


This clipping trick was the one SHiFT was practicing the most often with inconsistent results. This was the angriest he got near the end of the stream.



He also had some smaller tangents about the game's/his reputation in the greater speedrunning scene, trolls, and toxicity in the BFBB speedrunning scene (lol).









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Boy he sure looks grateful and a lot happier now after he got a PB!

If he's like this 1 month after a PB we should be getting a good stream of rage content boys!
 
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SHiFT is getting quite unhinged tonight, my clipping is either getting blocked by Twitch or by him/his mods. Most of his rage is silent, though, like his chat whenever he rages.




 

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Do not use Twitch to clip his streams. Him/his mods will delete them and will ban you for it. Your clips (and therefor your Twitch) could also be traced back here if someone checks.
What I do is use the clip function, don't actually clip it and save the already processed video as an mp4 instead. Undetectable. I just can't be bothered to open op OBS or something, I just have him on in the background.
 
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What I do is use the clip function, don't actually clip it and save the already processed video as an mp4 instead. Undetectable. I just can't be bothered to open op OBS or something, I just have him on in the background.
That's actually really smart. I'd still clip on an alt just to be safe though.
 
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What I do is use the clip function, don't actually clip it and save the already processed video as an mp4 instead. Undetectable. I just can't be bothered to open op OBS or something, I just have him on in the background.
personally i use sharex which you can actually download on steam, then i just watch his actual streams on youtube because i can pause and rewind whenever.
SHiFT is quick to ban anyone clipping his rage for reasons that are pretty clear, remember you can always check out the stream archive channel linked in the op
 
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Tonight's Theme: Deafening Silence

SHiFT is full of venom in this stream. He let it all out earlier while trying to do a skip in the kelp forest, and it was a lot. He was so fucking angry it looked like he was about to cry, and I wonder if he did whenever he walked away from his computer.
















He was like this for 18 MINUTES. I couldn't stop laughing throughout. I've put the raw highlight in the spoiler below if you want to see it all. I recommend it, as there's some more in between these clips.



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Tonight's Theme: Deafening Silence

SHiFT is full of venom in this stream. He let it all out earlier while trying to do a skip in the kelp forest, and it was a lot. He was so fucking angry it looked like he was about to cry, and I wonder if he did whenever he walked away from his computer.

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He was like this for 18 MINUTES. I couldn't stop laughing throughout. I've put the raw highlight in the spoiler below if you want to see it all. I recommend it, as there's some more in between these clips.

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Why is Shift himself completely muted in these clips?
 
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