Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

wait i thought he took care of llc lapsing

LMAO
no.


Both LLCs (Rekieta Media and Rekieta Law) seem to have terminated in 2023, when he was nose deep in the snow. Search the thread for further details.

 

[Dipodomys]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate that his first day on the chain gang will have been toiling away in some of the worst conditions that Minnesota's humid-continental climatic region has to offer, with 83°F that at first may seem tame to anyone accustomed to dry desert climes, but is more comparable to an Alabama swamp with 53% humidity, plus an unobstructed sun beating down on his low-albedo beet-red beak's enormous surface area, plus stagnant wind conditions never offering even a moment's reprieve, all collectively making it actually feel like a brutal, sweltering 87°F sure to make his "heat allergy" symptoms unbearably excruciating, and all without any access to that ~104°F hot tub that somehow magically renders him immune:

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If there is a god, it is a just and vengeful one.

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Too bad he can't do his community service where I live. The humidity never drops below 80% until October. Then it's nosebleed and chapped lip season.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Too bad he can't do his community service where I live. The humidity never drops below 80% until October. Then it's nosebleed and chapped lip season.

Rekieta in his delusions sees himself as above any form of manual labor anyway so the concept of being forced to do it is probably one of the most traumatizing experiences he has had, from his point of view. He certainly isn't traumatized the way a normal person would be.

 

[Melty Butter]

I apologize for the long post

No apologies needed. I would point you to this pretty comprehensive document (24 slides):

It's where I discovered that Christel Roelofs, seemingly Kayla's second cousin (Roelofs is Kayla's mother's maiden name), is the Deputy Director and a couple familiar judges serve on the Advisory Committee:

Anyway, I looked it over again today with fresh eyes for hints on what Nick might be doing. This is as close as they get to describing it on page 20:

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

w

You know why.


The blue one or the red one?

Ceiling cats in his little lair, but the spiritual reality of the bedroom is ceiling Aarons.View attachment 7623734

whoa this is actually insanely close to what the bedroom looks like except there is not visible floor space and shit on te other side of the bed and all surfaces and even window sills and the red fridge next to the side

 

[ChromaQuack]

whoa this is actually insanely close to what the bedroom looks like except there is not visible floor space and shit on te other side of the bed and all surfaces and even window sills and the red fridge next to the side

So you're saying... the bedroom had ceiling Aarons?

 

[Kheapathic]

So you're saying... the bedroom had ceiling Aarons?

Most people call them mirrors.

 

[Dipodomys]

Rekieta in his delusions sees himself as above any form of manual labor anyway so the concept of being forced to do it is probably one of the most traumatizing experiences he has had, from his point of view. He certainly isn't traumatized the way a normal person would be.

I'm looking forward to watching his sun burn progress once they force him outside. He's such a fucking ghost right now, it's going to be brutal.

 

[Intrusive Thinker]

Anyway, I looked it over again today with fresh eyes for hints on what Nick might be doing. This is as close as they get to describing it on page 20:

If he is nursing a tender lower back, I hope whatever he is doing will require some repeated motion. Like repeatedly bending. With some required twisting at the waist. For 8 hours every day. Do we get to vote? I choose 'roofing'

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

If he is nursing a tender lower back, I hope whatever he is doing will require some repeated motion. Like repeatedly bending. With some required twisting at the waist. For 8 hours every day. Do we get to vote? I choose 'roofing'

Whatever it is. I hope he is miserable and it gets leaked to us even if he never reveals what it is.

 

[SkuSucka]

seemingly Kayla's second cousin (Roelofs is Kayla's mother's maiden name), is the Deputy Director and a couple familiar judges serve on the Advisory Committee:

If Deputy Director Roelofs really is Kayla's cousin then her involvement with whatever sanction hearing Nick faces will show which side of the family is running the zoo lol.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Whatever it is. I hope he is miserable and it gets leaked to us even if he never reveals what it is.

Plot twist. Nick being forced to do an honest day's work for the first time sets him on the path to redemption.

Yeah, not likely.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Deputy Director Roelofs really is Kayla's cousin then her involvement with whatever sanction hearing Nick faces will show which side of the family is running the zoo lol.

My sense is that the authorities are going easy on Nick in part to spare Kayla further humiliation. Whereas if she was my relative and I knew and loved those kids, I’d want to hang Nick from his fingernails.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Whew. Look at the clubbing on those fingernails.

He’s either in heart failure, lung failure, liver failure or a combination of the three. This has come up several times now and it’s a very clear progression.

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Cut your nails you nasty fucking ghoul.

See? Look specifically at the middle finger on the right hand. He’s cooked.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/24474-nail-clubbing

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

No apologies needed. I would point you to this pretty comprehensive document (24 slides):
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It's where I discovered that Christel Roelofs, seemingly Kayla's second cousin (Roelofs is Kayla's mother's maiden name), is the Deputy Director and a couple familiar judges serve on the Advisory Committee:
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Anyway, I looked it over again today with fresh eyes for hints on what Nick might be doing. This is as close as they get to describing it on page 20:
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Oh, there is hope for physical labor. Please make him build park benches, the thought of him carrying lumber outdoors is very amusing.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

At this point if I was Kurt I’d sue the fuck out of Nick, that’s three times in this stream alone he’s talked about Kurt inviting minors over and this time said for alcohol

This would be the worst thing to do--give Nick an antagonist for his charade. Kurt is not likeable enough to be a protagonist.

Kurt had it right when someone asked if he would debate Nick.

' No. All I have to say is, "Your child tested positive for cocaine", and I win--forever'

Ignore and starve this fucker of attention.

No, he really can't. I don't know how he got this so wrong. Even 5 minutes of research would tell him this isn't true.

Any time he talks about Aaron or discusses him, if it is reasonably determined it could reach back to Aaron, it is considered possible indirect contact. Minnesota case law is really clear on it.

No mention means you aren't even allowed to talk about someone even if it's reasonable to assume it won't reach them. This is what he can do. This is what Aaron himself can't do re Kayla.

Ahhhhhhh!!!

No one said Nick was a GOOD lawyer. He is just lucky no one has taken him to serious task.

He does to have to be a lawyer for Kayla to sue Aaron for "free". Or even Rekieta Media / Rekieta Law, two defunct LLCs in Texas and Minnesota.

I thought there was an American rule where an LLC was REQUIRED to have professional representation.

Is it mandatory to complete before August 1st?

Unclear. Nick proclaimed after sentencing that he had 5 years to do it, then he more recently said that he should get started on it. Some have inferred this means he has a deadline, but nothing is confirmed.

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What kind of email address is "enklechewer", Nick? Is that like "ankle-biter", as in slang for a small annoying child? So you find your own children annoying? Or are you the annoying small child instead? Could it be some weird swinging terminology that I am blissfully unaware of?

Of all the funny and weird things Rackets does, I have no idea why that particularly stood out to me, but it did. Perhaps he thought that "cockgobbler" would be a bit too on the nose (pun probably intended).

This was his gamer tag and he talked about it years ago.

Interestingly there is a Pinterest account under his name with it:



L | A

Surprised me to learn that that e-mail addresses has been known since 2019. I didn't recall having seen it before.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nick-rekietas-weeb-wars-videos-livestreams.55354/post-5729906

 

[Potentially Criminal]

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I would pay top dollar to see Nick hauling bundles up a ladder or do some flat work

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I thought there was an American rule where an LLC was REQUIRED to have professional representation.

Pro se means representing oneself. (The term "pro se" comes from Latin and means "for oneself" or "on one's own behalf") As corporations in the US are defined as people, a corporation cannot represent itself. Thus, you need counsel. (IANAL, but that's the very short version of it.) Null mentioned this how he had to have counsel whenever Lolcow LLC was sued- even if he represented himself, he'd still have to hire a lawyer to represent his (at the time) one-person LLC.

 

[Sloppa]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate that his first day on the chain gang will have been toiling away in some of the worst conditions that Minnesota's humid-continental climatic region has to offer, with 83°F that at first may seem tame to anyone accustomed to dry desert climes, but is more comparable to an Alabama swamp with 53% humidity, plus an unobstructed sun beating down on his low-albedo beet-red beak's enormous surface area, plus stagnant wind conditions never offering even a moment's reprieve, all collectively making it actually feel like a brutal, sweltering 87°F sure to make his "heat allergy" symptoms unbearably excruciating, and all without any access to that ~104°F hot tub that somehow magically renders him immune:

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If there is a god, it is a just and vengeful one.

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He will attempt to pull a medical issue on day one, it will be something profoundly dumb like his "heat allergy" (aka: alcoholic hot-flashes, BFYA, yes like a woman going through menopause, heat + dripping sweat). My only hope is the MA probation service has a medic on staff to take his blood pressure, and said medic is a great big scandinavian prude who dismisses him back to the work detail:

"ohh Mr Rekieta, but a bit'a hard work and God's Grace will shine ya right up dontyaknow, here take a water bottle"

But. . .addicts are very good at faking medial emergencies. So I predict Balldo will clown-out next week.

 

[Desktop User2]

Oh, there is hope for physical labor. Please make him build park benches, the thought of him carrying lumber outdoors is very amusing.

Yeah, countless homicidal niggers changed their lives after smashing rocks...