Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[NationBaitin]

Sorry for the blur, a vendor friend sent these over to me from the small outdoor cosplay event in Victoria last weekend. I don't recall if she bitched on Facebook about getting misgendered and harmed at it.

 

[Dysnomia]

Apparently she's also selling perfume. And it's Debbie's. This makes me really believe she stole her jewelry and pawned it off some time ago, when Debbie posted on FB about missing bags of jewelry. What a rotten bitch. Yes, Debbie's a bitch too but she still has basic rights and unless she gave her stupid daughter permission to sell her belongings then Sarah doesn't get to do this.

I think you are right. It wasn't some workmen who stole Debbie's jewelry. Pixy was desperate for cosplay and Whataburger. Now she's selling Debbie's perfume because she can't wear it anymore. Pixy's already wearing her glasses even though it's the wrong prescription. I guess she's too dumb to realise that can really screw up her eyes.

She's such an ungrateful toad. She only thinks of herself. It makes me wonder how many times she's raided Debbie's belongings since she was sent to the nursing home.

She uploaded another fic too but I ain't stealing anymore from lolcow right now. The newest chapter in her Vanitas sex dreams epic is he has sex with Aqua on a plane as he flies to New York and Aqua is a flight attendant who has the hots for random short guys with gynecomastia.

I'll take the Nestea plunge. Although I highly advise against reading it. I just finished and it's disgusting and full of pee. Just imagine, if you will, being peed on by a flight attendant then returning to your seat to eat dinner without washing up and changing your clothes. Not that you can do much in an airplane bathroom. But considering that other passengers have to smell you and you can't open a window...

Also, for some reason Vanitas has whiplash and is wearing a neck brace.

Spoiler: Vanitas is very urgent in his pants

View attachment 7620337View attachment 7620338Sorry for the blur, a vendor friend sent these over to me from the small outdoor cosplay event in Victoria last weekend. I don't recall if she bitched on Facebook about getting misgendered and harmed at it.

That posture.

She looks ridiculous. Those baggy pants make her look even fatter. After all these years she has no idea how to style herself. That happi does not fit. She can't even tie it mostly closed. I looked at pictures and usually either it's worn open or fully closed. Not with the sash straining against a gunt. You can tell there's no way she could ever fully close it. She'd look more manly in one of those faux silk shirts with dragons or SSJ Goku on them. It's the perfect way to wear random kanji without looking too retarded. She can wear a backwards baseball cap and call herself Ashtray. It's her street name. Gotta sell her mom's perfume to make some paper.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also, for some reason Vanitas has whiplash and is wearing a neck brace.

Yeah... some reason...

Trainwreck Post in thread 'Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters'

Feb 24, 2024

Bunch of new TikToks but nothing new to see. It's the ol' I'm dying. I'm an intersex male and you will NOT misgender me. I have freedom of speech. I'm dying. I'm not dying. I don't want to die. I'm dying.

Also, she wants to go camping at the Sherwood Renaissance Faire but doesn't want to be misgendered. The last time she went everyone there was mean to her and misgendered her and they were attacking the port-o-potties causing her unicorn tights to get damaged. She even corrected herself and said "male" unicorn. I don't know why it is so important that we all know it's a male unicorn. But...

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Trainwreck Post in thread 'Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters'

Dec 23, 2024

She did a Vanitas photoshoot. At least she only looks miserable in one of them. Why the vampire fags? Does Vanitas have fangs or is this her wacky, nonsensical addition? Also it seems that Tripod-san is moving on his own. Do you think he's the rape ghost?



An additional pic where she's wearing a neck brace for some godforsaken reason. She looks simultaneously 60 and brain damaged in this one. Why on Earth would you post this?

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I'm thinking it's pretty close to confirmed that she got peed on by the town bike riders. Revolting and sad.

 

[Stinkyboy]

What the fuck is she even cosplaying as? A retarded woman?

 

[Dysnomia]

Yeah... some reason...

Trainwreck Post in thread 'Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters'

Feb 24, 2024

Bunch of new TikToks but nothing new to see. It's the ol' I'm dying. I'm an intersex male and you will NOT misgender me. I have freedom of speech. I'm dying. I'm not dying. I don't want to die. I'm dying.

Also, she wants to go camping at the Sherwood Renaissance Faire but doesn't want to be misgendered. The last time she went everyone there was mean to her and misgendered her and they were attacking the port-o-potties causing her unicorn tights to get damaged. She even corrected herself and said "male" unicorn. I don't know why it is so important that we all know it's a male unicorn. But...

• Dysnomia

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Trainwreck Post in thread 'Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters'

Dec 23, 2024

She did a Vanitas photoshoot. At least she only looks miserable in one of them. Why the vampire fags? Does Vanitas have fangs or is this her wacky, nonsensical addition? Also it seems that Tripod-san is moving on his own. Do you think he's the rape ghost?



An additional pic where she's wearing a neck brace for some godforsaken reason. She looks simultaneously 60 and brain damaged in this one. Why on Earth would you post this?

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I'm thinking it's pretty close to confirmed that she got peed on by the town bike riders. Revolting and sad.

I totally forgot about that. All of Pixy's retardation is starting to blur together. Kami-sama! Help!

I wonder why she brought the neck brace back to her Vanitas fantasies. Is the foot not enough? How pathetic does he have to be? He's already an emo manlet with tits. Give the guy a break. It's just so ridiculous.

Gallons of bladder juice have poured over this woman in the past. Guaranteed. She's pretty fixated on it as of late. I don't even think she likes Aqua. She just fixated on her as "Classic Pixy by proxy". A slutty fuckdoll to aim sperm and urine at. Vanitas is a amalgamation of Pixy's whiny victim complex and all of her gross fuckbuddies. We're getting a much bigger peak into her mind than we may have realised.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What the fuck is she even cosplaying as? A retarded woman?

No. Tommy Wiseau.

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[athousandrustynails]

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Pardon my ignorance but why does she have a scrap of blue paper stuck to her dome?

 

[Vampirella]

Gallons of bladder juice have poured over this woman in the past. Guaranteed. She's pretty fixated on it as of late. I don't even think she likes Aqua. She just fixated on her as "Classic Pixy by proxy". A slutty fuckdoll to aim sperm and urine at. Vanitas is a amalgamation of Pixy's whiny victim complex and all of her gross fuckbuddies. We're getting a much bigger peak into her mind than we may have realised.

I just had the most horrible thought, what if she pissed and shat in the bed because she was trying out a new fetish.

 

[Platypus]

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View attachment 7620337View attachment 7620338Sorry for the blur, a vendor friend sent these over to me from the small outdoor cosplay event in Victoria last weekend. I don't recall if she bitched on Facebook about getting misgendered and harmed at it.

My god the T Rex arms made a comeback, look at that glorious wrist loaf forming, shes already got the forearm chub, its giving OG yukata.

Miyu did some voodoo weeb magic making her look decent back in the day, we'll never see her dress up proper like the big strong manry man she truly is, she's just stuck on being a skinny yaoi idoru while being an obese lesbian.

Ive never seen someone experience twink death in vitro but here we are.

 

[VinegarPussy]

I'll take the Nestea Nespee plunge.

I regret not listening to solid advice and trying to read it. Travel to NYC, piss and a neck brace.

 

[Dysnomia]

No. Tommy Wiseau.

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The resemblance is uncanny.

My comparison is even more uncanny then I imagined. And I just compared their writing "talents". Seeing it side by side really does it.

More fanfiction. She's really on a roll. This time Vanitas is working late at the office.

"I love chocolate cake ugh my absolute favorite". Why is Vanitas always randomly "Ughing" and "unging" all over the place? It's like Pixy's version of "Character awoke with a jerk" and "Character groaned". It's pretty well regarded as bad writing amongst fanfic communities.

"Ugh this is really delicious did you make this yourself?"
That just makes it sound sarcastic. Like "This chocolate cakes sucks and I hate it. Now pee on me bitch. UGHHHH!"

"Aqua grunted. "I think I'm gonna get undressed."

It's like a 13 year old wrote this and broke every writing rule that applies to good fanfiction because they didn't know any better. Except Pixy is almost 40 and should know better. I know she's dumb and her English degree was a long time ago and any skills she acquired are long drowned in the burger grease that fills her head. But really. It's so embarrassing just reading it. At least this one doesn't have any pee in it. And the chocolate cake is just cake. She hasn't gone down that road yet.

Spoiler: Mmmphh mmm nngggggg

Now if you have the stomach to read this trash you will notice that Aqua is wearing Candy perfume by Prada. Well isn't that interesting?



Aqua is wearing the same perfume that Debbie doesn't need anymore. I'm disgusted. Even worse than the terrible sex scenes. She sold her mom's perfume that she likely had no permission to sell and now Aqua is wearing it as she blows Vanitas under his desk while he unnnngs and ughhhhhs. What a slimebucket Pixy is.

 

[VisceraNexus]

Why is Vanitas always randomly "Ughing" and "unging" all over the place?

It's like the Pixy version of Chris and his long sighs, it's actually incredible.

 

[Kosher Dill]

"Deep, murasaki haired male"

His feet sort of burned in red socks and brown loafers

So Vanitas not only has the neck brace, but the owie foot too? Dood can't catch a break.

 

[Trombonista]

At this point, she might as well just use original characters. She could name them Dandy and Pixy!

 

[TismFarmer]

What I can extrapolate from this insanity is:
A) someone has to be ethnically Japanese to visit Japan, which is not true, but in Sarah's autismo mind she must think it's wrong for baka gaijin to enter Sacred Nippon and she doesn't want to be a gaijin. She must also think if she loved anime and such so much, she must be Japanese herself, because people don't like things from cultures that aren't theirs...? Did she accidentally predict Tumblrina busybodies crybullying about cultural appropriation in the 2010s?

B) it's her mother's fault that she's not Japanese and therefore neither is Sarah. Keep in mind Debbie ordered the ancestry test for herself and not Sarah, and I guess at this point the tard gave up on the idea that her biological father is Japanese. Or she really, REALLY wanted to be full-blooded, but her bitch mom just HAD to be white. Meanwhile in reality, Sarah gets many of her Super Caucasian features from her disowned white dad who now looks after her pooner ass.

IIRC Sarah was pushing 30 around the time she made that post and it should've been clear to everyone in her life by that point that she's severely delayed and detached from reality if she had a mental breakdown over her own obvious whiteness. She apparently went on to screech about Japan and how much she hates it because how dare they make things that she liked...? I know why she has this extreme maladaptive daydreaming, but it's just sad to see it started so long ago and never went away. She would rather die than accept basic facts about herself, and again, focus on things she can change instead, like being fat and stinky.

In Pixy's head it's very simple.
YOU CAN'T CALL ME A WEEABOO BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY JAPANESE!!1!11!

Sometimes I read or see something on the internet, and I assume, because I'm old, that I must have misunderstood the meaning of one or more of the words or phrases.
So it goes...and it usually doesn't matter because the slang or euphemism changes so quickly anyway.
Then I see things like this:
And I realise...
No. I was right.
These grown-ass women, some of them wives and mothers, are out there fangirling to ridiculous levels, over Japanese comic books about little boys bumming each other!!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Pardon my ignorance but why does she have a scrap of blue paper stuck to her dome?

It's probably something on the head of the character she's larping as? Honestly who knows when it comes to her.

More fanfiction. She's really on a roll. This time Vanitas is working late at the office.

She seriously writes like a 13 year old writing a lemon-fic for the first time.

There's always too much emphasis on what the person is wearing and things like hair color and the sex is boring and predictable. It's "IKEA sex". Insert Tab A into Slot B and repeat as necessary.

A good fic focuses not only on the sex but the feels. The emotions. The way that their partner makes them feel. But for Pixy it's literally about her and her being the one in charge. The woman could be anybody and is always down to fuck no matter the situation.

 

[Dysnomia]

"Deep, murasaki haired male"


So Vanitas not only has the neck brace, but the owie foot too? Dood can't catch a break.

I totally missed the random Japanese. At this point I'm surprised she isn't writing out "purupuru" in katakana.

There's always too much emphasis on what the person is wearing and things like hair color and the sex is boring and predictable. It's "IKEA sex". Insert Tab A into Slot B and repeat as necessary.

And this is a multi-chapter fic. So every chapter having an excessive description of the characters and constant comments on how short Vanitas is and how average Aqua's tits are is redundant. It makes it a chore to read through because you know you have to skim over a bunch of repeated lines about clothing and features. Yes I know Vanitas is short, has tits and a 5/5 incher plus he's usually in red and black. We've been through this twelve times already. In excessive detail. Now Aqua has appeared and we need to make sure everyone knows how average her rack is for the umpteenth time. Good gravy.

I think this all amounts to Pixy affirming her self insert headcannon and preferred waifu features to herself on repeat. It makes the fantasy more real. That and she's likely too lazy and dull to come up with anything better. She's writing these for herself because it's part of her fantasy skinwalk.

Ikea sex. I couldn't have said it better myself. She might think joining the mile high club covered in piss or boinking in a McDonald's bathroom is peak sekushii. But it's pretty paint by numbers boring. Every chapter is the same. Long, boring description of the characters and their clothes, hair, horniness level ect... Then right to the predictable sex scene full of degrading talk, ungggh unnnng and pee.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Good gravy.

That's going to be the title of her next fic.
"Aww Vani-chan, are you spending Thanksgiving alone this year? I hope you saved a little extra gravy for me!"
"No gravy, but I've got a BIG Grimace Shake for you, slut."

 

[Phouquehead]

What I wonder is why, in her fantasies where she's in control of everything happening, that she can't write Vanitas as... a natal, anatomically normal man. The actual character is/resembles a teenager, so she's already breaking canon by making him an ambiguously aged adult: he's in his 20s and going to college in at least one of these fics, but when he's working at McDonald's he's got workout "aging lines" he needs to cover with makeup? Did he end up working in fast food later in life because his fine arts degree ended up being useless? We all know he's just a self-insert for her because she projects so much of her pathetic life onto him, right down to the make and model of the car he drives. So even in her wildest fantasies, her "ideal" self still has breasts that she/he hates sooo much but still can't get removed for some reason. Pixy-Vanitas manages to have all these different jobs in his sex dreams yet never mentions a goal of getting a mastectomy. Makes one think...

BEING TRANS IS A FETISH!

Sarah loves this victim complex more than anything. So she's going to write about a jobless and sexually abused short, probably fat, 2000s mallgoth/emo looking futanari creature with an unimpressive cock who can only dream about having sex with a hot but somehow also average girl, and even in zir's dreams, zhe has to bind its titties down. But hey, it has a hairy(???) and boning(?!?!) pecker that's REAL and ready for action! Maybe "real world" Vanitas doesn't even have a dick either just like Ashton, and only in "his" dreams "he" is all male except for those "hated mounds." I'm probably putting more thought into this bullshit than Sarah does herself.

Maybe a future chapter of this godawful "dreams" fic project, she'll write about how Aqua pays for Vani-chan's top surgery so he can finally be completely naked in front of her. Where did Aqua get the money for this expensive procedure? By being the world famous idoru Sarah could never be!

 

[Spergerella Junior]

Her selling her mother’s belongings is making me MATI. That’s incredibly dark, no matter how shitty of a parent she was. This really brings into focus to me that Pixy has zero empathy, which should have been obvious. I wish she had a sister to beat her ass for it.