DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Ok so I don't think this would happen but what if he was out for 2 weeks. That would be a much bigger deal cause the last time he took that much time off was during his machinima days when he would go to gaming conventions but I could only see that happening if their really was a death
 
I'm actually coming around to the theory that Linda and Dave visited him. Maybe not a surprise visit but something that was in motion for some time now. Yes. Phil says they're on their deathbeds but Phil is a faggot. Dave was out fishing. Hopping on an aeroplane for a few hours won't kill him. That would explain the aggressive exponential increase in begging. Trying to prove to mummy that 'no, the 10 year plan wasn't necessary' and he's super sussessful actually.
But what I like about this theory is they see how he's living and find out that he's been bullshitting them this whole time. Or maybe, if Kat is there, they see what he's done to her and have a row. Fuck I wish that had been an option on the poll. After Social Experiment THIS is the best theory.

And as for why he isn't posting shit? A combo of not wanting the trolls to make fun of Linda's smoker cough and being embarassed of being an Internet edgelord (as Stuttering Craig put it). So he just hides everything. Remember when he had that fat lady on and all of the sudden all his normal goals went missing? All of his usual berating of the chat was turned into silent bans? He knows he's a damn loser and would try and obfuscate/censor it all. After all Kat was giant canary in the coal mine for this. If she can do it so can he at least for a week.

Update: guess I was wrong. Thanks Doody. YOU PIECE OF SHIT
 
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PetiteDragon43 said:
I'm actually coming around to the theory that Linda and Dave visited him. Maybe not a surprise visit but something that was in motion for some time now. Yes. Phil says they're on their deathbeds but Phil is a faggot. Dave was out fishing. Hopping on an aeroplane for a few hours won't kill him. That would explain the aggressive exponential increase in begging. Trying to prove to mummy that 'no, the 10 year plan wasn't necessary' and he's super sussessful actually.
But what I like about this theory is they see how he's living and find out that he's been bullshitting them this whole time. Or maybe, if Kat is there, they see what he's done to her and have a row. Fuck I wish that had been an option on the poll. After Social Experiment THIS is the best theory.
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Now this makes the most sense considering he's still active on WWE Champions I'd like to imagine if he did go to CT he wouldn't have been active
 
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Moar Krabs said:
Ok so I don't think this would happen but what if he was out for 2 weeks. That would be a much bigger deal cause the last time he took that much time off was during his machinima days when he would go to gaming conventions but I could only see that happening if their really was a death
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A dent will throw $3600 at Phil. Nothing ever changes.
 
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h0g said:
Yeah it almost has to be something serious. If it was just an internet issue or someone fucking with him he'd be raging on twitter. But it's been 5 days of radio silence, someone's in the hospital or dead or he's getting divorced.
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It's not divorce because Phil would still be streaming, extremely pissy, drunk and begging harder than ever like he did when Leanna left.

Seriously, I think odds on favorite is a serious health/mental break with Katherine. She's FAT. Phil has been taking more time off lately, including showing up late to streams and cutting back some pahdcasts. The way he's been talking this year both on stream and with KC also suggests this.

Or Katherine has been gone for a while and his luck stat somehow found another weird woman in a hurry.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Interesting to see the different camps of detractors throwing their theories of why dsp has vanished. I know theres a sandwich shop analogy that would describe this but i cant be fucking bothered. Wouldnt surprise me if he comes back and says it was an experiment.
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Social experiment to see if anyone would give a shit if he disappeared, maybe.

What he's doing would be very very very concerning for a likeable person. He's not even giving a day by day tweet heads up. This is just attention seeking behavior what he's doing.

Not even going to tell his fans an update on a daily basis but keep updating your youtube comments and going on champions?

The longer this goes on the reason better be really fuckin' good and something better than shit like Jasper sprained his ankle.
 
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Moar Krabs said:
Now this makes the most sense considering he's still active on WWE Champions I'd like to imagine if he did go to CT he wouldn't have been active
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The motherfucker remained active on WWE Champions when he went to CT to get married, there is nothing that can stop the Penultimate Warrior. He truly is a WWE Champion.
 
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PetiteDragon43 said:
I'm actually coming around to the theory that Linda and Dave visited him. Maybe not a surprise visit but something that was in motion for some time now. Yes. Phil says they're on their deathbeds but Phil is a faggot. Dave was out fishing. Hopping on an aeroplane for a few hours won't kill him. That would explain the aggressive exponential increase in begging. Trying to prove to mummy that 'no, the 10 year plan wasn't necessary' and he's super sussessful actually.
But what I like about this theory is they see how he's living and find out that he's been bullshitting them this whole time. Or maybe, if Kat is there, they see what he's done to her and have a row. Fuck I wish that had been an option on the poll. After Social Experiment THIS is the best theory.

And as for why he isn't posting shit? A combo of not wanting the trolls to make fun of Linda's smoker cough and being embarassed of being an Internet edgelord (as Stuttering Craig put it). So he just hides everything. Remember when he had that fat lady on and all of the sudden all his normal goals went missing? All of his usual berating of the chat was turned into silent bans? He knows he's a damn loser and would try and obfuscate/censor it all. After all Kat was giant canary in the coal mine for this. If she can do it so can he at least for a week.
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Damn I may start investing on this coin, because it seems to make even more sense the more you think about it.

* Linda wants Phil to visit. Phil makes a million excuses, so they decide to go visit him instead.
* Phil expected a quick visit, instead they stuck around for a few days after realizing Kat has tripled in size, Phil looks like utter dogshit and lives in an almost literal pigsty.
* Dave and Linda have a serious talk with Phil about his future, probably realizing Phil is truly a lost cause.

It makes you think. Also, even more unlikely, but imagine if this was Kat's moment where she finally snaps back into reality and realizes just how shitty her life is. I can see this happening.
See? This thread is more fun like this, and sadly it could end any minute now.
 
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Burl McMillan said:
Imagine if they see the fort with all the broken shit and mold and pet store smell and the fat wife and this is when they tell him he's getting cut out of the will.
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That actually makes me think of a new theory what if Dave only visited to fix some of the shit in his house he sounds like a handy man with tools and shit
 
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