DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kagome Higurashi]

Dude complains about 70 degree weather. I really doubt he's going on a sudden vacation mid summer.

 

[Squatty Potty]

If it was something happening to DSP then we would already know about it. When he gets sick, he tweets that he is basically on death's door. When his internet goes out, he @'s Comcast for days. Phil can't help himself but to be negative online, so radio silence just shows he's hiding something.

Which, for me at least, lends credence to him flying to Connecticut to beg his parents for money. I bet Phil thought he could get the money in a day, but now it's taking a lot longer. Hopefully Dave Sr. is auditing the pigroach for abandoning the 10 year plan.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Which, for me at least, lends credence to him flying to Connecticut to beg his parents for money. I bet Phil thought he could get the money in a day, but now it's taking a lot longer. Hopefully Dave Sr. is auditing the pigroach for abandoning the 10 year plan.

Begging his parents after a marathon? It's not even tax season.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

surprised we dont have an inside dent in there

Apparently Shinko Fleur was in there. But he's crashed out/melted down and won't stream anymore. Sadge.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Mt Rainier and Mt St Helens look to be close to blowing their tops. (Relax, Phil already blew his.)

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Alright Phil. If you're reading this, I'm sorry for any bad thing I said about you. Please just come back

You make the world and our lives better with your positive and meaningful khantent.

We need you!

Phil, don't listen to this guy.
Everyone's life(fans, detractors, vortex in whole) has been significantly increased since you stopped streaming.

Please take another week off.

 

[Coke Zero]

the 10 year plan

Why does anyone people believe there was ever a 10 year plan? We've only ever heard those words come out of Phil's mouth and we all know how reliable his word his. Phil himself doesn't even remember what the 10 year plan was supposed to be half the time its brought up in his chat. I highly doubt it was actually a promise he had with his mom.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Between Mama JF being some kind of special covert agent, who somehow knew how to immediately go off-the-grid and Kat disappearing unnoticed, I’m not exactly sure which possibility is more outlandish.

Plot twist: they are lesbian lovers through secret communications and finally got my to be together forever.

I voted for CT.

My vote is missing: nothingburger

DSP would be the only murderer dumber than chris watts

I saw his doppelganger in NJ today. Pretty wild. Could have easily been his twin.

Did this absence happen before or after KC did a segment on him and talked about creating scarcity and being too available as a creator?

After

He's fucking himself with that one, in the past he lost dolphins multiple times during the days off

He's already told the 50 bit bitches to fuck off once. He doesn't care

Phil would be holding his dead cat up to the stream by the tail for donations if that happened.

As detractors have him berating Max for mentioning his dog dying on loop.

 

[¨¨¨]

Phil would never miss an opportunity to throw a pity party that he could profit from,so whatever it is it's likely something that embarrasses him which limits it to financial or marital issues.

 

[Moar Krabs]

For all the people still saying this is a quote on quote "nothingburger" you know Phil is gonna address his absence the minute he gets back and make it a whole stream so everybody that's on team "nothingburger" get ready to look like a bunch of silly people

 

[Iron Hamster]

I know you're joking, but Phail won't even eat wings because the his bonesr are is too much work.

fixed

Man the return podcast is gonna be out of this world.

It will be the same made up drama bullshit.

If they finally had their honeymoon, do you think Phil fucked that fat greasehole?

It's only been 3 days.

Dude complains about 70 degree weather. I really doubt he's going on a sudden vacation mid summer.

And since it's been scotching here in the East again.............

 

[Elite Kipchak]

people joke about it, but minor dolphins getting hooked on a streamer that actually pretends to care about their donations is a legitimate threat here. his views were already in the can, will he be able to recover? Short term obviously yes, he's gonna get whaled out the first few days but long term idk man

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Didn't see this in the thread yet.

 

[Crooked 16th]

If it was an outage he would be complaining that comcast is ruining the business

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

For all the people still saying this is a quote on quote "nothingburger" you know Phil is gonna address his absence the minute he gets back and make it a whole stream so everybody that's on team "nothingburger" get ready to look like a bunch of silly people

He's going to play coy about it for a day or so when he first gets back. Act like an absolute cunt, probably ban and ignore any questions about it. Act like nothin happened. Then he'll eventually break down and tell us about what happened in a week or so.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Alright Phil. If you're reading this, I'm sorry for any bad thing I said about you. Please just come back

You make the world and our lives better with your positive and meaningful khantent.

We need you!

I hope this is that reverse psychology thing

 

[Johnny Doxville]

He's going to play coy about it for a day or so when he first gets back. Act like an absolute cunt, probably ban and ignore any questions about it. Act like nothin happened. Then he'll eventually break down and tell us about what happened in a week or so.

Anyone been keeping an eye on the kick ban list? I bet there's some gold in there or will be soon enough

 

[Iron Hamster]

Detractors have won. End of.........................

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

He'll come back to graciously allow the detractors to eat, lol.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Interesting to see the different camps of detractors throwing their theories of why dsp has vanished. I know theres a sandwich shop analogy that would describe this but i cant be fucking bothered. Wouldnt surprise me if he comes back and says it was an experiment.