Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Still being an asshole to that guy asking him theology questions by saying God says to follow the law

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Still being an asshole to that guy asking him theology questions by saying God says to follow the law
I love that Jack is confirming that he believes there is no need for study or discussion of the Bible. He is just so fucking dumb and undeservedly arrogant.
 
Between the various topics Jack uses the dictation feature on his phone to croak with presumed authority about (e.g., cooking, theology, film criticism, counting a whole box of nails, space lasers that control the weather, and content creation as a profession), I wonder which he knows least about. His habitual contrarianism he qualifies by telling people who take the bait to "do their own research" doesn't count - I'm referring to the subjects he regularly lords over strangers, as though he has authority over anything more than the mouth-end of his digestive tract.

I also wonder which would be funnier: Continuing the "content creation mentorship" LARP until he's dead, or announcing a hiatus/retirement from it. That the guy who can't adjust his own wheelchair brakes, follow the plot of a feature-length children's cartoon, or tell the truth about what he's eating has no business advising anybody - in any area - makes me wish he would self-publish another book on the subject of being a successful content creator. If not, we should write one for him; complete with a page that is blank aside from the word "onion" and the number 5.
I think of all the subjects that Jack acts like he authority about, I think the worst one is definitely his film criticism and when he talks about gaming.

His cooking at least is good for a elementary school kid so there's at least something there. His theology, political, and conspiracy views are that of the average boomer or thunderdomer.

But his gaming and film takes are genuinely in a special tier of stupid that I could not comprehend.

He acts like he's this guy who is wanting to look out for the family but not only has he recommended R-Rated action movies for even children.

Jack also claims he's an anti-woke guy but he regularly watches disney slop and the stuff he calls woke would get glowing reviews like The Marvels, Snow White 2025, and Lilo and Stitch 2025 (this one in particular has a blatant pro-sepearation message that even someone more liberal like me would think is absurd).

But now that Superman is coming out and people on the TV are saying that it's a woke movie, and his own presumed biases (like how Superman isn't the most OP guy ever with how he gets mad when Superman is vulnerable), he's ringing the alarm bells for a movie he hasn't seen yet.

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Now for gaming, its simple, he was calling Xbox a winner in the gaming console wars because multiple systems games could be played in one, despite the fact that Microsoft suffered massive layoffs recently, has no exclusives, and doesn't do well in Asian regions like Japan.
 
There is this but most of the time when I hear these people badmouth the Catholics it's going back to the time of the Reformation and Martin Luther. Or they just complain that "Jesus never mentioned that somebody should be the head of the church" or something.
Except he did.

"And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." Matthew 16:18.

This was also a pun because "tu es Petrus" means both "You are Peter" and "petrus" also means "rock."
 
I think it 's too late for that fat ass to not die by way of food

Everything else he listed is QAnon shit; meaning he's referring to the food other people eat, which is killing them: Vegetables, energy drinks he resents not being allowed to have, "fake meat", and medication. The barely sentient fatberg is boasting that he'll die of natural causes, due to his longevity-associated diet of raw chuck roast chunks covered in brown sugar sneezning, Bacon Up, entire Costco rotisserie chickens, and blocks of cheddar cheese. And, per Jack's unspoken rule, none of the mountains of garbage he eats in pre-execution quantities any time the camera is off is counted by his body, Santa Claus, or Jesus.

I can't help but picture the orange ring of grease baked into the entire inside perimeter of that toilet bowl we know he had installed a few feet away from the "studio kitchen" he displays his poisoned eggs and bloody tree stump in. He probably brags to company that his toilet is "seasoned" like a cast iron skillet; and that no blood sticks to it.
 
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If it happens live on stream, it'll be during a chimpout, maybe when he livestreams himself trying to negotiate his fast food order with some poor wagie or his internet bill increase with the dotheads in an outsourced call center.

Preview of his on-air stroke:




He could be moderating comments, but I'm actually willing to bet his side videos are just that boring that not even trolls will bite. I mean, what is there for weens to even shitpost about. Jack being an idiot about religion. What else is new. His F as in Faggot podcast? Jack being an idiot about current events, dime a dozen shitposting. His JoTG videos? You can only say "stop being a retard in public" so many times. Though it is fun.

His cooking videos, at least there's something to poke fun at or genuinely criticize.
The religious videos are Jack’s prospering grounds to groom his next JOTG boyfriend…..

It’s just an elaborate flirting session.
 
Except he did.

"And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." Matthew 16:18.

This was also a pun because "tu es Petrus" means both "You are Peter" and "petrus" also means "rock."
Of course he did but you expect them to know this? But their anger towards the Pope has to do with how corrupt and powerful the church was during that time. The Pope had more power than the Kings. He could excommunicate a King and prevent him from taking communion until the King made his way to Rome or Avignon or wherever the Pope was staying and beg him for forgiveness.

That's power. And then of course the wealth the church had, how they sold indulgences, how much land they owned and so on. In the end the Reformation was a good thing but then it fractured like everything else and that's why we have 45,000 sects of Christianity each claiming to be the one true church.
 
Except he did.
I looked up the original Hebrew and it uses the word קהילה which means “community”
or “congregation” (as a group of people, so “assembly” is the more accurate translation as “church” wasn’t a thing and people might mistakenly think it refers to a building). It also uses the Hebrew שאול, Sheol, which never meant a place of eternal suffering, so the translation to “hell” is sort of puzzling.

Oh I forgot, Jack says none of this is up for discussion or consideration. And seriously, his loss. Close reading of primary sources is
not just fascinating and fun, but helps a person to understand the full meaning of the words (and thus what one believes or does not). I suspect Jack knows he’s not cut out for something that requires critical thinking or exploration. In which case, fine, only Jews are commanded to question every single word of Scripture and wrestle with the meanings. But stop telling the world you have read the Bible X times when you have clearly not studied it even once.
 
Close reading of primary sources is
not just fascinating and fun, but helps a person to understand the full meaning of the words (and thus what one believes or does not). I suspect Jack knows he’s not cut out for something that requires critical thinking or exploration. In which case, fine, only Jews are commanded to question every single word of Scripture and wrestle with the meanings. But stop telling the world you have read the Bible X times when you have clearly not studied it even once.
Considering that the bible was translated from the original Hebrew to Greek to Latin and then to everything else means that words were changed and how a young woman of marrying age became a literal virgin.

And yet you still have faggots like Fatty insisting that the KJV bible is the most accurate and close to the original scriptures when it was made in the 17th century.

is heart disease natural causes?
Yes but only when it's not caused by treating bacon grease as a beverage.
 
words were changed
That’s just it. A person who wanted to know what he believes in would be intellectually curious enough to delve into those details. They are not minor ones. But Jack repeatedly claims authoritative knowledge of his religion’s Scripture when in fact he could not be more ignorant.

As always, he’s a very useful cautionary tale.
 
Considering that the bible was translated from the original Hebrew to Greek to Latin and then to everything else means that words were changed and how a young woman of marrying age became a literal virgin.
Jesus probably spoke mostly in Aramaic and Greek, but it seems unlikely he would have been entirely without basic Latin.
 
Jesus probably spoke mostly in Aramaic and Greek, but it seems unlikely he would have been entirely without basic Latin.
He would have spoken mostly Aramaic and Hebrew. He probably had some Greek knowledge but not much. It’s unlikely he knew much Latin, as the Roman occupiers spoke Greek in Israel and the Jewish population knew next to no Latin.

Jack Scalfani probably believes JC spoke English.
 
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