Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
If he is nursing a tender lower back, I hope whatever he is doing will require some repeated motion. Like repeatedly bending. With some required twisting at the waist. For 8 hours every day. Do we get to vote? I choose 'roofing'


I find it funny (and weird) that Nitrous Nicks supposed medical issues start to appear very close to him taking his community service seriously. Guaranteed that there is a doctor on the rekieta payroll willing to provide him an excuse in the hope it will get him out or any form of manual labor.
 
I find it funny (and weird) that Nitrous Nicks supposed medical issues start to appear very close to him taking his community service seriously. Guaranteed that there is a doctor on the rekieta payroll willing to provide him an excuse in the hope it will get him out or any form of manual labor.
:really: "No I can't pick up trash my doctor says my health is too bad for it. I'll just stand over here with a road sign."
 
Maybe Mama K, or MSPR can figure out exactly where Nick is doing the community service in Kandiyoshi County.
My suspicion is servicing the public restrooms. ;) :)
 

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The main risk with Nick doing community service is that he might intentionally sabotage whatever task he's given out of spite. If I was his supervisor, I'd give him some pointless task like building a hut in the woods, and then when at the end of the 80 hours he comes to me like "Aha! You gave me the task of building a hut, but I have pulled a fast one on you, foolish sir. See how I have built a St Andrews Cross instead, in complete contradiction of your orders!" I'd just call him a retard and set it on fire.
I don't remember what I did, but had a Staff Sergeant drop me off in the middle of nowhere with a broom. Said to walk back, but sweep as I go; literally sweeping a dirt road. Couple hours go by, he comes hauling ass in the truck, slides all over the place, damn near rolls, kicks dust up everywhere. Stops next to me, points back, "You missed a spot" and fucking drives off. That's what Nick needs, no effort, so menial it's pointless, just alone with his retarded thoughts.
 
The main risk with Nick doing community service is that he might intentionally sabotage whatever task he's given out of spite. If I was his supervisor, I'd give him some pointless task like building a hut in the woods, and then when at the end of the 80 hours he comes to me like "Aha! You gave me the task of building a hut, but I have pulled a fast one on you, foolish sir. See how I have built a St Andrews Cross instead, in complete contradiction of your orders!" I'd just call him a retard and set it on fire.
I know that "vehicle maintenance" was mentioned when he was sentenced, and that sounds like the most appropriate to me. If you have him on a work crew picking up trash on a roadside and he spends 20 minutes of the 4 hours working and 3 hours 40 minutes petulantly whining, you only have the probation officer's word and bodycam footage to prove he wasn't doing his service, and the PO's attention will have to be divided between him and everyone else on the crew. But if you make him report to the sheriff's office parking lot or the county yard and give him a sponge, a hose, and a bucket of Turtle Wax, even the poorest county has installed security cameras to watch over all those expensive vehicles and equipment and the evidence of his shirking would be incontrovertible.
 
If he's putting up road signs

When he says he's putting up road signs, it surely means that he's carrying the tools for the competent guy who's actually putting up the road signs?

Rekieta can't fix his own kitchen cupboard. There's no chance whatsoever that he's putting up a road sign. The damn thing would fall down within five minutes of being erected.
 
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Well monty is bending the knee. Apparently hes too broke now.
Yup. I suspect that was the purpose of that massive filing before. To incur huge costs.

I still think it's hilarious that Nick likely cost himself 80-100k in fees though 🤣 when you think about it, Monty took away Nick's second house.
 
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He will attempt to pull a medical issue on day one, it will be something profoundly dumb like his "heat allergy" (aka: alcoholic hot-flashes, BFYA, yes like a woman going through menopause, heat + dripping sweat)
I hope he fights it for everything he's worth on medical grounds and then, whether he wins or loses, he delays getting started so long that he doesn't have time to do the original community service or whatever alternative he gets.
 
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Well monty is bending the knee. Apparently hes too broke now.
That’s unfortunate for Monty. There is enough evidence in the ether that he cannot be said to be a pedophile so he has that going for him.
I still think it's hilarious that Nick likely cost himself 80-100k in fees though 🤣 when you think about it, Monty took away Nick's second house.
When you put it like that, Monty took away the only real thing Nick owned.
 
If someone does go and see Nick do his community service, please drive by and do this

I know it's a joke, but let's not give him ammo for 'I can't do my community service because Internet nazis conspire to assault me!'.
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Well monty is bending the knee. Apparently hes too broke now.

Archive for Fags.
If you have enough money to burn you can get away with defaming someone in such a clear cut case.

when you think about it, Monty took away Nick's second house.
It's actually Nick that took the second house from his family to fight this pointless case. And got himself caught with coke in the process after melting down about the lawsuit on stream.

That’s unfortunate for Monty. There is enough evidence in the ether that he cannot be said to be a pedophile so he has that going for him.
Probably the most damaging thing is that he actually is a public person.
 
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