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Yet another forty-year-old MAGA Youtuber? Awewome! This is just what we needed, guys! The deportations should begin any day now, surely.
Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture
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returnofthemacandcheese
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He's still very much rich he just told all his fans he was going broke for a few months because his channel was declining and Rumble scaled back his contract. So he just lied to get them to donate money so he wouldn't have to adjust his spending habits. Unfortunately for him that did seem to cause a further decline in his channel so we'll see what happens.
Luke is at Casa De' Hambly today. Sure would be a great time to have that guest livestream setup he begged his fans to pay for. I know I keep repeating this but he took all their money and spent it on watches, fishtanks, and who knows what else then cheaped out on his livestream setup.
That became very relevant today as Luke was unable to stream from Quartering's house. He kept having technical issues and would rejoin the stream on his phone for 30 seconds then leave again. This happened about 5 times. Congratulations on all the Quartering paypigs who bought Trump cookbooks due to Jeremy's promise it would lead to better livestreams, get scammed yet again.
Hannah Claire repeatedly asks Quartering why Luke just doesn't come sit next to him not realizing Jeremy spent all the studio upgrade money for personal luxuries so there is no place in his "fabulous new studio" for a cohost.
Quartering and Luke meetup is tonight. Would love to see the specimens that show up live to party with these people.
One funny side note. Luke constantly preaches about eating clean, the dangers of seed oils, how everything processed gives you cancer, you know the grift. He even shills his own brand of "health" tea that is supposed magically to remove harmful toxins from your testicles from years of eating chemicals. Well today Jeremy spent a good ten minutes airing Luke out and snitched that he's already caught him eating Big Macs, Dunkin Donuts, and drinking Red Bulls since he showed up and he hasn't even been there 24 hours. Just very funny to me how completely fake all of these grifters are when it comes to the core parts of their public identity.
Edit Rumble update:
Quartering was supposed to stay live and do an extra Premium section on his stream today, that didn't happen for whatever reason. His show was cut back to 90 minutes this week then he raids Viva Frei. It seems like, for now at least, Quartering has been cut back to 90 minutes and Rumble is giving the extra 30 minutes to Viva Frei (a Canadian streamer who rose up during the Canadian Trucker Protests). Worse news for Quartering, this week his show has been getting 25-35% lower views than both Russell Brand, who leads into him and only has a one hour show, and Viva Frei, who bookends him and has a show the same length as Quartering. Not hard to see why if you actually see his live stream. Today for example about 10 minutes of the show was Luke having technical issues, 10 minutes was Quartering gossiping about Luke's eating habits and his bothering "assistant Maggie" with unwanted sexual advances, another 10 minutes at least was spent talking about claw machines, they yapped about an article or two, then he had a 45 minute interview with some lady talking about chemtrail conspiracies. I fail to see how anyone who takes any of the topics covered seriously could watch this content and find it enjoyable or informative but I guess the Rumble general audience is starting to come to the same conclusion.
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David Freiheit fits well with Jeremy in the Rumble grifter lineup.
An anglophone Jew lawyer from Montreal, Freiheit used the donations he received from covering the 3 week trucker COVID protest in person in Feb 2022 to move his entire family to Florida six months later without telling anyone. He continued streaming for those six months covering Canadian domestic COVID civil rights issues and collecting chats from his rube audience without mentioning that he was literally filing paperwork to flee and leave them all behind.
On Canada Day (July 1st, 2022), a lot of the same convoy protest participants were back on Parliament Hill in Ottawa continuing to protest against Trudeau. Everyone was asking around where Viva Frei was.
David had literally sold all his possessions, bought a travel trailer and fled across the border with his family without telling anyone. He streamed on Canada Day from a parking lot halfway to Florida to announce he had emigrated.
returnofthemacandcheese
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FatPounder has Gout again update:
Quartering has been crying about his foot for the past week. He initially claimed it was irritated because he had been exercising too much. Now with Luke in town the predictable truth comes out. FatPounder has gout again and can barely walk. This is especially funny because he's been claiming he's been getting more healthy, drinking less, and eating better lately. Luke snitched that Quartering has a pantry full of snacks, not shocking. Jeremy also let Dr. Dipshit Luke perform some of his quackery Rumble.com tier cures on the foot which caused it to swell until it looked like "an overcooked cooked sausage that was about to explode" have fun with that mental image. This left Quartering in intense pain all night and sent him immediately to a seek out a real doctor.
Quartering has a yearly tradition of claiming he's going to lose significant weight then failing. Basically every year around New Years he goes into that then after his dad died last year he claimed he "got serious" about it. Roughly a year later and we keep getting updates every few months that he's "down 10 lbs." or he's "down 15 lbs." but I suspect this is just him yo-yoing the same 3% of his body weight over and over again. He admits the current gout bout is related to him binge drinking and eating shitty food all holiday weekend and says he gets it at least twice every year. More interesting however is he contacted his doctor for a prescription and he's basically been cut off on painkillers. Quartering had infamous clips where he was discussing pill popping with I think Nick Rekeita and again over on his now dead podcast with Bearing and Count Dankula where he admitted he would try to pry 30 counts of pills from his doctor on every visit and the "bitch" wouldn't give them to him. Then he went on to say that when he did manage to get them he would tough out the pain so he could pop pills later while drinking. He recently admitted his problem with abusing pain pills "in the past."
Funny thing about doctors, they are trained to take notice of behavior like this and will add notes to your records if you are a little too persistent with constantly begging for full bottles of pain killers for an issue that typically resolves in several days reminding them to never give them to your fiending ass ever again. So it seems like Quartering's doctor will no longer give him pills even when he is in pain and brings up his obvious past addiction when he asks about them and he's a tad salty about it. He admits he really wants the Vicodin but seems resigned to the fact bitch doctor won't give them to him.
Newest Quartering video.
Youtube will apparently remove monetization from various slop videos including "low effort content"
TheQuartering "Uh Oh what does that mean?"
This video also yields a new quality Quartering reaction shot.
Don't worry Jeremy, Youtube doesn't actually moderate anything anymore until it has millions of views as you've clearly noticed. I'm sure your channel will continue to slip under their radar like it always has.
Speaking of low effort content Quartering's channel views are up slightly but he continues to be in a rut so it looks like he's trying out new things.
Today he's removed his face from all thumbnails, probably a good idea. I mean if you knew nothing of this man would you click this thumbnail?
No new deep dive videos since the last one flopped. It was his lowest viewed video last week. Instead it looks like this week he's trying long form reactions to viral videos. This one is kind of unique to his current channel direction in that it's white on white violence. Typically when he covers viral videos like this it comes with an agenda + rant on how minorities are inherently violent. Race baiting has been his bread and butter recently with news being so slow (at least news that fits his agenda being slow). He's gone down this path before with mixed results but I think him revisiting this kind of content speaks to an increasing desperation to find a new direction for his channel and again seek normie viewers. He hasn't added any new subs since mid-March. His typical videos on "woke" media and Youtube drama have been falling flat as well.
Coffee Grift Update:
Seems like this also applies to coffee as Quartering's sales on Amazon have reached all time lows.
Green is the sales rank line, lower = better.
So he is currently selling about 1270 units a month or about 40ish a day. His actual sales are about $750 a day. The other month when he posted sales stats it still had all the 1200 or so Mother's Day gift boxes he marked down to $50 after he failed to sell them. So those inflated his monthly sales stats but he didn't actually make much profit off that and according to him actually took a loss on each $50 box (though that's debatable since he lies so much).
Here's that tweet.
This would make the average unit ordered around $27 and all his coffee products at the time were between $16-19 so clearly the math doesn't math if you just assume regular coffee sales until you factor in 1000+ Mother's Day boxes on top at $50 a piece. With that math and excluding the gift boxes it would put him down about 50% in Amazon coffee sales since then, so it's clear why he's pushing the "fundraiser" for a coffee scrub product that no one wants and he will likely never produce.
All in all he still has a grift that anyone who didn't come to view their audience as a personal ATM machine would be more than happy with, but he's definitely come to expect a level of paypigging that most could only dream of and continues to bleed his fans dry constantly. Current featured grifts: $100 coffee fundraiser package, pay me $6 a month to join my Discord, Rumble Premium.
Quartering is currently somewhere in Downtown Milwaukee face to face with the mouth breathers who fork over cash to him. He made an "exclusive" video to pitch this, his first piece of Rumble Premium content in over 2 weeks since he made a video throwing a frisbee to his dogs in his back yard. Compelling stuff.
Reminder, consistent exclusive content updates were the key selling point to his Rumble Premium pitch. Also part of that pitch was apologizing to those who fell for that pitch before on his Quartering.com website where he had stopped uploading content for the past 4 months, No guys don't worry, having this all on Rumble will make it easier for me to keep all that content in one place. That's the reason I didn't update the content on my own website, not because I stopped giving a shit as soon as everyone forked over their money.
Quartering has been crying about his foot for the past week. He initially claimed it was irritated because he had been exercising too much. Now with Luke in town the predictable truth comes out. FatPounder has gout again and can barely walk. This is especially funny because he's been claiming he's been getting more healthy, drinking less, and eating better lately. Luke snitched that Quartering has a pantry full of snacks, not shocking. Jeremy also let Dr. Dipshit Luke perform some of his quackery Rumble.com tier cures on the foot which caused it to swell until it looked like "an overcooked cooked sausage that was about to explode" have fun with that mental image. This left Quartering in intense pain all night and sent him immediately to a seek out a real doctor.
Quartering has a yearly tradition of claiming he's going to lose significant weight then failing. Basically every year around New Years he goes into that then after his dad died last year he claimed he "got serious" about it. Roughly a year later and we keep getting updates every few months that he's "down 10 lbs." or he's "down 15 lbs." but I suspect this is just him yo-yoing the same 3% of his body weight over and over again. He admits the current gout bout is related to him binge drinking and eating shitty food all holiday weekend and says he gets it at least twice every year. More interesting however is he contacted his doctor for a prescription and he's basically been cut off on painkillers. Quartering had infamous clips where he was discussing pill popping with I think Nick Rekeita and again over on his now dead podcast with Bearing and Count Dankula where he admitted he would try to pry 30 counts of pills from his doctor on every visit and the "bitch" wouldn't give them to him. Then he went on to say that when he did manage to get them he would tough out the pain so he could pop pills later while drinking. He recently admitted his problem with abusing pain pills "in the past."
Funny thing about doctors, they are trained to take notice of behavior like this and will add notes to your records if you are a little too persistent with constantly begging for full bottles of pain killers for an issue that typically resolves in several days reminding them to never give them to your fiending ass ever again. So it seems like Quartering's doctor will no longer give him pills even when he is in pain and brings up his obvious past addiction when he asks about them and he's a tad salty about it. He admits he really wants the Vicodin but seems resigned to the fact bitch doctor won't give them to him.
Newest Quartering video.
Youtube will apparently remove monetization from various slop videos including "low effort content"
TheQuartering "Uh Oh what does that mean?"
This video also yields a new quality Quartering reaction shot.
Don't worry Jeremy, Youtube doesn't actually moderate anything anymore until it has millions of views as you've clearly noticed. I'm sure your channel will continue to slip under their radar like it always has.
Speaking of low effort content Quartering's channel views are up slightly but he continues to be in a rut so it looks like he's trying out new things.
Today he's removed his face from all thumbnails, probably a good idea. I mean if you knew nothing of this man would you click this thumbnail?
No new deep dive videos since the last one flopped. It was his lowest viewed video last week. Instead it looks like this week he's trying long form reactions to viral videos. This one is kind of unique to his current channel direction in that it's white on white violence. Typically when he covers viral videos like this it comes with an agenda + rant on how minorities are inherently violent. Race baiting has been his bread and butter recently with news being so slow (at least news that fits his agenda being slow). He's gone down this path before with mixed results but I think him revisiting this kind of content speaks to an increasing desperation to find a new direction for his channel and again seek normie viewers. He hasn't added any new subs since mid-March. His typical videos on "woke" media and Youtube drama have been falling flat as well.
Coffee Grift Update:
Seems like this also applies to coffee as Quartering's sales on Amazon have reached all time lows.
Green is the sales rank line, lower = better.
So he is currently selling about 1270 units a month or about 40ish a day. His actual sales are about $750 a day. The other month when he posted sales stats it still had all the 1200 or so Mother's Day gift boxes he marked down to $50 after he failed to sell them. So those inflated his monthly sales stats but he didn't actually make much profit off that and according to him actually took a loss on each $50 box (though that's debatable since he lies so much).
Here's that tweet.
This would make the average unit ordered around $27 and all his coffee products at the time were between $16-19 so clearly the math doesn't math if you just assume regular coffee sales until you factor in 1000+ Mother's Day boxes on top at $50 a piece. With that math and excluding the gift boxes it would put him down about 50% in Amazon coffee sales since then, so it's clear why he's pushing the "fundraiser" for a coffee scrub product that no one wants and he will likely never produce.
All in all he still has a grift that anyone who didn't come to view their audience as a personal ATM machine would be more than happy with, but he's definitely come to expect a level of paypigging that most could only dream of and continues to bleed his fans dry constantly. Current featured grifts: $100 coffee fundraiser package, pay me $6 a month to join my Discord, Rumble Premium.
Quartering is currently somewhere in Downtown Milwaukee face to face with the mouth breathers who fork over cash to him. He made an "exclusive" video to pitch this, his first piece of Rumble Premium content in over 2 weeks since he made a video throwing a frisbee to his dogs in his back yard. Compelling stuff.
Reminder, consistent exclusive content updates were the key selling point to his Rumble Premium pitch. Also part of that pitch was apologizing to those who fell for that pitch before on his Quartering.com website where he had stopped uploading content for the past 4 months, No guys don't worry, having this all on Rumble will make it easier for me to keep all that content in one place. That's the reason I didn't update the content on my own website, not because I stopped giving a shit as soon as everyone forked over their money.
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Vicodin definitely isn't the standard of care for a gout attack, especially repeated bouts.
The firstline pain reliever/anti-inflammatory for gout attacks is the NSAID indomethacin, which is a prescription strength version of OTC Aleve/Naproxen that is essentially gout specific.
He also mentions in the clip getting repeated courses of colchicine, which is a strange anti-inflammatory drug only used for conditions like gout & pericarditis.
Colchicine is still used for gout, but it's not usually the first choice anymore because it's rare, weird and causes diarrhea.
Most gout attacks I'm aware of are put out by oral steroids like prednisone.
But maybe his family doc or doc-in-a-box takes one look at Hambly the blimp with gout and thinks it is ill-advised to give him a drug known to cause moonface and a buffalo hump.
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mooted
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I can't believe people still watch this guy
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Alyssa Mercante is commanding her simps to mass-report The Quartering Pounder over his rant about black fatigue she finds "racist".Today he's removed his face from all thumbnails, probably a good idea. I mean if you knew nothing of this man would you click this thumbnail?
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This is the face you make after a double shift in the coal mines, not after doing 4 WOKE BAD videos a day.
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Fucked if I know. They are a company that exists here I guess.
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You know, if one really wanted to spend money on premium coffee, you can spend 23.95 on a pound of Mocha-Java from a supplier like Peet's coffee. While true this is much more expensive than a pound of decent quality "Columbian Sawdust", you at least are getting a much better tasting product. While one may think this is a stupid luxury choice over run of the mill coffee, at least it provides a value proposition to a segment of coffee drinkers. I highly doubt "Coffee Brand Coffee" comes anywhere near that in taste, especially for the price he charges.
returnofthemacandcheese
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Let's scan her thread and see what she's about. Narcissistic grifter, blindly defends her side, blindly attacks other side with baseless attacks, makes clickbait with fake stories, harasses and smears anyone who attacks her. sends her simps to harass people she disagrees with, pill popping booze hound, wants to cancel companies and people she disagrees with, calls people racist while being openly racist, thrives on negative attention, constantly threatens lolsuits. Hmm that all sounds very familiar. Sounds like her and Quartering are a perfect match. I'm sure they'll both grift off each other heavily in the near future.
Meanwhile on Rumble Viva Frei went live at noon today (30 mins earlier than usual) and Rumble immediately cut over to his show on the main feed. Quartering has been griping about how he is supposed to do a premium only section at the end of his show this week as part of his Rumble contract even though his fans are going to hate it. Yesterday was supposed to be the big rollout then he just didn't do it. He showed up to his own show today 50 minutes late leaving just Hannah Claire and Melodie Mac to run most of it and spend half the show babbling about some dating reality show. I'm wondering if Rumble is starting to get tired of Jeremy and told Viva to go live earlier.
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That Mercante bitch is annoying, but I’m not shredded any tears for Quarterings fat ass. Quartering has been much more race baity in his videos as of real late. He knows that is quickly becoming his bread and butter. Regardless, if the video is click bait or not. It doesn’t matter YouTube is starting to clamp down on his slop, and Quartering is starting to panic and starting demanding his paypigs give up much more.
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returnofthemacandcheese
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Speaking of which Quartering channel update:
Remember how he promised one ad a day back in his "MY CHANNEL IS DYING I"M SORRY PLEASE COME BACK" video a few weeks ago? Well we're already done with that, big shock that he didn't stick to that promise for long.
Also Quartering is now using AI generated thumbnails. Look at this nightmare fuel.
Going back to his "I'm Killing My Channel" video he said he now had his entire Youtube staff working for free including the thumbnail guy. The thumbnails changed to a new format yesterday now today we have this AI slop. Wonder if there's a story there. Did thumbnail guy walk out? Is this going to be the new thing?
Just when you thought the bar couldn't get any lower... I honestly think he was legit losing a lot of his viewers to the fake news AI slop channels. Going back to even before the AI explosion of the past few years this thread has said he is one Youtuber who could easily be replaced by AI reading articles and spitting out generic opinions.
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Why does his logo look like a retarded parrot?
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Mercante's doing Quarterpounder a big favor by actually giving him some fodder for his usual "My Channel is Under Attack !?!" video slop.
For a guy that it would've been better to simply allow him to flop around in irrelevancy and obscurity.
returnofthemacandcheese
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I would normally agree but I think he's a lot more vulnerable than in the past. So far no one seems to have noticed this callout. The video is still up and not many people engaged with it on Twitter where it was posted. He could let this slide and not even address it and it probably goes away, for now at least.
In the past most of his outward racism was posted on Twitter then deleted or very veiled fence sitting grifter standard Youtube approved levels of "umm geez guys I don't know about this but a lot of people are saying" type content posted to Youtube. Most of his explicitly racist content was confined to his Salt Mine podcast with Dank and Bearing that only his hardest core fans even knew existed or livestreams which he immediately deleted after logging off. These days Youtube moderation is at an all-time low. His desperation to save his channel, knowing his fans want "spicier" content, combined with him understanding that he can get away with more on current Youtube and he's really been leaning into it.
So in the past people could point to a few recent tweets and some clips of him on his Youtube channel that could be excused away. Youtube was always unlikely to act on that since his channel was almost always in the advertiser safe levels of "spiciness." These days you can dig up dozens of videos of him saying he agrees with Scott Adams 100% that white people should stay away from blacks, calling people Pajeets in videos about how Indians are born rapists who shit on the street, going on long winded drunken rants about how black people ruin everything, etc. and all on his main channel. If all that manages to get dragged out into the spotlight and any well known people pick up on it his channel could actually be in serious trouble. Youtube in the end only cares about ad safety. They clearly don't give a single fuck what you say or do on the platform UNTIL it threatens to fuck up the money. If advertisers knew they were being featured in videos like Quartering's latest trend of extreme race baiting/grifting or even worse, if that put them in the spotlight needing to address it, then it would be a serious problem for Youtube and by extension Quartering.
He is so desperate to be the victim he pulled that card off a single Amazon review. Still, he has to realize that he's given his haters real ammo to actually hurt and potentially end his grift over the past few months. If he manages to not fade into irrelevancy in the mean time I think his next public battle could get a lot more messy for him than in the past. I also feel like this is another case of him making a bunch of short-sighted knee jerk moves that damage his long term prospects over the past few months, just flailing around trying to maintain his current income levels while his viewership declines.
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Did any of Jeremy, Dank or Bearing ever specifically address the end of their secret TISM collab podcast?
Last episode on YT is Nov 14, 2024 after the election.
Skimmed the comments, not really any insight other than Dank's divorce. Which is old news now.
returnofthemacandcheese
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The podcast was wildly unsuccessful compared to their individual channels and they all live across the world and different time zones, Jeremy in the MidWest, Bearing in Australia, and Dankula in Europe. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. I think just Jeremy starting his livestreams and Dankula starting his divorce meant they all had more productive ways to spend time. Do you really want to coordinate across the world to link up with your Youtuber buddies and record a 90 minute podcast on a demonetized channel with no sponsors that struggles to get 15k views when each of you individually has a channel where each video averages 40-150k views? If anything the podcast lasted way longer than it ever had any reason to and was more of a fuck around time for all of them than a real project.
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Why is it weird? It's genius! The owners don't have to worry about internal employee theft
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