Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

With friends like these, who needs enemies, eh twink? @Goycast Guy

You have been already doxed. All you need is to accidentally reveal you did something these people hate.

And you are done.


So get to it, make that tongue of yours SLIPPERY!

@Sparkletor 2.0

Remember, mockery to The Holy Spirit is NOT forgiven. Good luck in Hell, cute atheist!

When the fuck are you going to answer the questions I made you, crackhead? Where did you take the "reincarnation" shit from? Why did you imply Mary was a whore?

Answer. Don't make me cite you.

and the fact Brayden "I'm a faggot" Haydeen—Peel didn't do an emergency brake moment when you said that tells me everything I need to know about his "I'm totally a christian" stance.

I was referring to you.

I don't see my name in your statement.

Should had stated that.

Get fucked!

Compromised?

You are A THREAD NEWFAG.

LURK MORE

 

[Tread Miller]

I don't see my name in your statement.

Should had stated that.

Get fucked!

Surprisingly, the autist can't infer meaning unless directly stated.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Suicide is a choice. Maybe don’t tie that noose I don’t know what to tell you.

Suicide is murder of the self in the eyes of God. So please, murder yourself.

 

[Goycast Guy]

First off no one here is my friend.

2nd off, dude lmfao you’re getting so ass-blasted over a random teenager online. You’re so fucking pathetic lol. Go outside for once. Oh wait…

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Surprisingly, the autist can't infer meaning unless directly stated.

You speaking from experience?

Literally what did I do lol.

Being a brat who deserves losing an eye after a beating.

With a stick.

f you put as much effort into finishing your 300 paragraph essay as you did sperging, you would have been long done by now.

Thread Newfag moment.

 

[Tread Miller]

You speaking from experience?

Experience dealing with you, yeah.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Being a brat who deserves losing an eye after a beating.

With a stick.

Damn, well I’ve always loved the look of eyepatches so get me one of those.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Remember, mockery to The Holy Spirit is NOT forgiven. Good luck in Hell, cute atheist!

If I committed an unforgivable sin the first time I did it, I don't see how doing it more can be any worse.

 

[Rango Dango]

holy shit HE'S STILL GOING????
I would've given up by now if i were him

and those posts are fucking paragraphs long too man what the fuck get yo ass on nigga get a fucking job

nigga

 

[Atomic Mindbreaker]

I don't see my name in your statement.

Should had stated that.

Get fucked!

This is not an own, this is you proving that you have severe autism.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

First off no one here is my friend.

Okay autist. It's a way of saying, acephalous dumbfuck.

2nd off, dude lmfao you’re getting so ass-blasted over a random teenager online. You’re so fucking pathetic lol.

I'm sorry, but is a 19 year old retard who says the N word because he feels powerful and mighty trying to grandstand me?

You wouldn't fucking survive Mexico for a week. You would cry in an hour. And I'm not even talking about physical danger or anything, I mean you would cry from having your feelings hurt.

Personally I would love the scenario of you being ran over by one of those big busses. I want to see how a body looks after it passes over it.

I love how you retards keep implying I'm on a wheelchair, when my disease is actually pretty fucking mild (thank my mom for making it mild and not actually bad). Especially when:

A) I have never broken a bone. I have never sprained any of my ankles despite twisting them.
B) Never had a cavity in my teeth, not a single one. (The 3rd molars don't count, dumbasses. I had all 4 removed. The milk teeth don't count either.)
C) Any actual accident that should have broken something in my skeleton, only caused mild bruising.

Get fucked. Take a knife and cut your hands off.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Okay autist.

Well I mean… it’s an Internet forum. Of course I’m not friends with anybody here. That would be pretty gay if I was here to make friends.

I'm sorry, but is a 19 year old retard who says the N word because he feels powerful and mighty trying to grandstand me?

You wouldn't fucking survive Mexico for a week. You would cry in an hour. And I'm not even talking about physical danger or anything, I mean you would cry from having your feelings hurt.

Personally I would love the scenario of you being ran over by one of those big busses. I want to see how a body looks after it passes over it.

I love how you retards keep implying I'm on a wheelchair, when my disease is actually pretty fucking mild (thank my mom for making it mild and not actually bad). Especially when:

A) I have never broken a bone. I have never sprained any of my ankles despite twisting them.
B) Never had a cavity in my teeth, not a single one. (The 3rd molars don't count, dumbasses. I had all 4 removed. The milk teeth don't count either.)
C) Any actual accident that should have broken something in my skeleton, only caused mild bruising.

Get fucked. Take a knife and cut your hands off.

lol, still so ass-blasted. Get a life bro.

 

[Atomic Mindbreaker]

You wouldn't fucking survive Mexico for a week.

Yeah because it's a shithole and no one wants to live next to a bunch of dirty mexicans, do you think this makes your country look better? You make it sound like a shitty place where you get raped and killed by cartels... oh wait, because it is.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I want to see how a body looks after it passes over it.

Spoiler: You asked for it

A) I have never broken a bone. I have never sprained any of my ankles despite twisting them.
B) Never had a cavity in my teeth, not a single one. (The 3rd molars don't count, dumbasses. I had all 4 removed. The milk teeth don't count either.)
C) Any actual accident that should have broken something in my skeleton, only caused mild bruising.

You usually don't run too high of a risk of breaking a bone by sitting in front of your computer all day. And you never got a cavity because you don't go to the dentist. I wonder why you don't show your teeth when you smile. Probably all brown and rotten like KingCobraJFS.

thank my mom for making it mild and not actually bad

Thank you Claudia for coddling your little sissy. I hope he's just like the daughter you never had.

 

[Detective Carey]

Bro don't be silly, how can he grab a knife and cut both of his hands off?

I'd argue you can really only lop off one, then you're pretty much stuck.

 

[Po's Cootah]

Cry harder. I hope your gangs kill you, Brazilian fuck.

I thought both of us were Latinos?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I love how you retards keep implying I'm on a wheelchair, when my disease is actually pretty fucking mild (thank my mom for making it mild and not actually bad).

I love how you claim your disease isn't actually bad and at the same time blame everything bad that's ever happened to you on your dad giving you this horrible life ruining disease. Which one is it?

 

[GizmoG]

Hey, faggot.

Hey, dumbass.

Hey, retard.

Hey, mongoloid.

Hey, leftoid.

My PC had gotten compromised. So much for """"research""""!

Instead of going down to a PC repair store as soon as it happened, you pissed around trying to self repair, but failed to fix it yourself because you are a low skill loser.

On top of that, you have made hundreds and hundreds of posts in this thread since “starting” your essay, time which you can spend being more productive. You are here overnight most days of the week (and weekends) absolutely seething with retard rage. If you are stating that you could not have diverted these countless hours to just getting your essay done, then yes, you are fucking retarded.

If you are struggling, like you are with your school program (an easy 4 year program going on 7+ years now), thats fine, but just own it. All this smug posting about your 300+ paragraph essay with nothing to show for it besides word counts screenshots isn’t a win for you champ. Put up or shut up.

Thread Newfag moment.

I don’t even know how to properly respond to this. I’ve been here long enough to parse through your backlog of pathetic faggot behavior, I’m not sure what lore I am missing that is relevant here.

I was not involved initially in all the Synthetic Man discussion, but what does that have to do with your background?

You are a disgusting degenerate who got off to furry, feral, incest, cartoon, and other degenerate porn.

You have a failed YouTube channel where most of your 100-ish views per video likely come from people accidentally clicking on it before quickly moving on to something actually entertaining. Not to mention the faggy smug redditor-esque community posts that are only being read by people in the thread that mock it for how pathetic it is.

You also play Roblox, a children’s game that is infested with pedophiles. You found your “boyfriend” on a game for children. I’m sure anyone can fill in the blanks for the nasty shit you get up to in there.

Anything else you want to fill me in on to get me up to speed?

Never had a cavity in my teeth, not a single one

Congratulations, you brush your teeth! For a bed blob loser like yourself, this is likely the most that you do to put yourself together each day as you rot away at your computer being an unproductive member of society.

You wouldn't fucking survive Mexico for a week. You would cry in an hour. And I'm not even talking about physical danger or anything, I mean you would cry from having your feelings hurt.

Mexico can be a sketchy 3rd world shithole in many areas of the country, but making it out like you are some tough guy for “surviving” is hilarious. I have been many times to Mexico (not once to a resort), and had no issues at all there, but I’m also not going into obvious shit hole areas, no different than visiting any other country. You are not special for simply living in Mexico. I would wager that if we were both walking down the street, you would be the first choice to be robbed due to how obvious of a weak target you are.

 

[Sludgeholden]

Someone forgot his meds.

I hope someone "accidentally" gives you the wrong dosage.

THE GOD'S HONEST IRONY OF YOU TALKING ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BEING OFF OF THEIR MEDS IS SO THICK AND DENSE IT COULD STOP A BULLET. GRAMPS IS LOOKING DOWN FROM HEAVEN IN SHAME.

 

[Sludgeholden]

Just in case your retarded ass thinks I made the image up in this hour:
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SHOW THEM SIDE BY SIDE AS AN ACTUAL SCREEN GRAB. ANYBODY CAN CUT A DIFFERENT PICTURE'S RECORDS AND SAY THEY ARE BOTH THE SAME.