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Knight of the Short TableChance Wilkins, Knight of the Retarded Roundtable
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Knight of the Short TableChance Wilkins, Knight of the Retarded Roundtable
It shed the fur but still kept some old habits
I'm sure someone he thinks is cool did this like, once and he just started spamming it constantly ever since.It shed the fur but still kept some old habits
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I expected Chance to look more like the Eraser Head baby for obvious reasons. Color me surprised.Never-before-seen photos of evil baby Chance, worst "mother" ever Sally, and cool dude Gordon.
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Former licensed SPED teacher/current caseworker here:It's sad seeing them so happy. They probably had so many ideas of what little baby Chance would grow up to be, and what he could do. They probably didn't anticipate it was scream at other retards all night and abuse the people who he should be the most loyal to.
It's funny though to see that even as a baby Chance had that terminally confused look on his face.
You need some Sally lore, then.Like... why get him at all? My understanding of Rax lore is she only ever reupped food stamps for him in Ohio and he has no SNAP or whatever Ohio's version of LINK is.
He has no SSDI to my understanding. No SSI either.
I think she got Raxx to try and be a parent, because she wasn't allowed to be one to her own four kids.
...the courts gave him custodyWhoever decided to take her kids away did a good job initially, because her husband was a sick monster just as raven and Patrick are
I meant that they got the "taking the kids from Sally" thing right then "giving the kids to the pedo" thing wrong....the courts gave him custody
how was it better that the pedophile got them?
Sometimes i stop and think... This is a 34 year old man... This kind of thing i used to do when i was 8. A 34 year old man. It's very unsettling when you think about it."Your judgment day has come, William and N-Word Boi! Or it will in a couple of months, maybe longer."
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The unsettling part is that he'll likely stay just the same, no matter what happens. He won't learn, and he won't adjust. Homelessness will change nothing, he'll scream metal karaoke into his phone from a strip mall parking lot until he perishes from exposure or malnutrition.Sometimes i stop and think... This is a 34 year old man... This kind of thing i used to do when i was 8. A 34 year old man. It's very unsettling when you think about it.
Whenever Cyraxx gets the police called on him and he has to explain that hes being trolled by a guy named "William Gloryhole" and "N-Word Boi" (and less so "Music BIz Marty") that shit makes me piss myself laughing because you just know the cops hear that shit and are thinking what the fuck bro"Your judgment day has come, William and N-Word Boi! Or it will in a couple of months, maybe longer."
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a goblin using echo location to find its fellow goblins deep in the minesIt shed the fur but still kept some old habits
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Everyone remembers the "I'm 30 but look 14" line, and while he doesn't actually look 14, he seems to really be a 14 year old in his own mind. He has the mindset of a high-schooler, and it's easy to see him as a child or at-least someone who is 18 or 19. But he's spent the last 11 years doing this (he left highschool at 23).Sometimes i stop and think... This is a 34 year old man... This kind of thing i used to do when i was 8. A 34 year old man. It's very unsettling when you think about it.
That's true for a lot of these big internet chomos, between Nova's attention grabbing 'fml' posts, Chance LARPing as a rapper with the exact career comprehension of a twelve year old, to Jupiter's entire edgelord shtick; Almost all of these guys are, at heart, children, people who never grew up or past what made them who they are today, and have coasted through life in a developmental limbo.Everyone remembers the "I'm 30 but look 14" line, and while he doesn't actually look 14, he seems to really be a 14 year old in his own mind. He has the mindset of a high-schooler, and it's easy to see him as a child or at-least someone who is 18 or 19. But he's spent the last 11 years doing this (he left highschool at 23).
I'm pretty sure it says "I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE TROLLS" in some ethiopian clicker language.It shed the fur but still kept some old habits
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...I was pretty cringe in high school, but this is something else. Not even chrischan was this cringe with larping. This is fucking insane xDDD"Your judgment day has come, William and N-Word Boi! Or it will in a couple of months, maybe longer."
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