Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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PirateSoftware lost 100,000 subs in two weeks

Seeing the image of him malding that I made with grok get turned into a meme and posted everywhere has been the best shit thats happened since I started using kiwi farms. Lmao

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

It was his responsibilities at OffBrand

The responsibility of twiddling with his fucking thumbs all day?

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

The responsibility of twiddling with his fucking thumbs all day?

What is he supposed to do for them? Insane behavior dude.

 

[Glowie]

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Ooh... It was his responsibilities at OffBrand that was delaying his work on HeartBound, now it makes sense!

Man jannying shovel ware was exhausting work, those 8 long years being CEO, just watching those coders at work is exhausting!

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Man jannying shovel ware was exhausting work, those 8 long years being CEO, just watching those coders at work is exhausting!

Wait isn't this exactly what he was doing at Blizzard (except he did an even worse job)?

 

[PrestonHolt]

Man jannying shovel ware was exhausting work, those 8 long years being CEO, just watching those coders at work is exhausting!

I mean, one thing you have to give to mald is that he can bulshit retards, and i really dont have high opinion about people working with Ludwig, so his "social engieniering" skills might have been somewhat usefull there?

 

[Glowie]

Wait isn't this exactly what he was doing at Blizzard (except he did an even worse job)?

Q&A tester: basically playing the games, trying to find bugs, crashes and exploits, and file those reports to the coders.
Basically playing games all day for hours. Typical easy retard proof Nepo baby job.
He doesn't have any talent, official programmer education or merits that could've given him that job at Blizzard, it was his fat fuck of absent and equally narcissistic father that landed that job.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

It's obvious he doesn't work on HeartBound because he dreads both the coding and the writing.
But something else I've realized: he can't control people playing MaldBound.
He can control the people playing BlockGame.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

Typical easy retard proof Nepo baby job.

You might think so until you realize you have to test every permutation of a situation to see if it triggers a bug. Then again after an attempted fix. It's absolutely grunt work though.

 

[Outland Cow]

Your post was stolen 🄰 by this slanty-eyed slop salesman on Xigger
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This is a tangent, but the nasty jeet who runs that fucking account really needs a thread here. He's one of the only people to make me actually consider trying to write a fullblown lolcow post, but I see the herculean effort that goes into threads like this one and I sputter out immediately. Maybe someone else will eventually pick up the slack, though.
I know you're reading this you street-shitting roach; no matter how many posts you steal, you'll never escape the cruel reality that you will always be an Indian.

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

There's one more instance of combat according to wiki https://heartbound.fandom.com/wiki/Rhode#Combat
And this Rhode character is so hard to write (video)

I remember this character from the coding bit I clipped earlier in the thread

Looks like lots of milk to be had throughout.

I actually have that stream in 720p now. I chopped up the coding segment to hopefully make it easy for our lovable autistic code reviewers to comb through all the text.

For convenience, I just re-sliced out this chunk of that dev stream where he was working on the Rhode fight. It looks like Great Value Undertale boss with a furry(ier?) design, and is probably supposed to have some emotional payoff in the story. He also really seems to fumble around with this error he's having, which is appropriate for the coding topic right now.

 

[Glowie]

I mean, one thing you have to give to mald is that he can bulshit retards, and i really dont have high opinion about people working with Ludwig, so his "social engieniering" skills might have been somewhat usefull there?

Trust me, I am a psyop Glowie, socially engineering literal retards, e-fucking and gooning as a terminally online furfag is easiest way to gather loyal circle of asspatters. Gay zoophile furfags with mutually assured destruction material if someone switches.
Whining that you're a out of a job troon, empath, streamer, psychic whatever fuck gets you paypiggies rather quickly even more so if you're friends with a landlord who wants in to said grift.
Jason is larping as a high testosterone bro to doing that very same pity grift.
Now more excuses pile up.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

eh?
i think logo kinda got lost

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heres the version with glow and without glitch effect on the body

 

[Slimpacks]

and is probably supposed to have some emotional payoff in the story.

This is how the deep and difficult to write dialogue looks like btw

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

I remember this character from the coding bit I clipped earlier in the thread


For convenience, I just re-sliced out this chunk of that dev stream where he was working on the Rhode fight. It looks like Great Value Undertale boss with a furry(ier?) design, and is probably supposed to have some emotional payoff in the story. He also really seems to fumble around with this error he's having, which is appropriate for the coding topic right now.

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What's the date of that stream? (I think it was deleted) I want to read the error but I can't see shit

 

[Glowie]

You might think so until you realize you have to test every permutation of a situation to see if it triggers a bug. Then again after an attempted fix. It's absolutely grunt work though.

Blizzard had "Standards" for grunt work, whenever it's through nepotism, years of paying for WoW, buying every blizzard game ever, writing fan mail, sending "resumes" or diversity hire because of we wuz kangz, troons and cripples.
There were many and revolving door attitude one grunt gets fired/quits, so another retard takes their place.

It's easy as shit, no IQ needed, literal monkey simulator in real life, press button receive banana, press buttons more to get more bananas. Monkey dies, get new monkey, etc.

Shit, jannying this thread is more thankful work than Q&A tester. Bless their hearts.

 

[peachlover669]

I guess we will have the technology in 20 years.. that's what they have been saying since the late 1960's.

This was disproved years ago.

 

[canalCrab]

I remember this character from the coding bit I clipped earlier in the thread


For convenience, I just re-sliced out this chunk of that dev stream where he was working on the Rhode fight. It looks like Great Value Undertale boss with a furry(ier?) design, and is probably supposed to have some emotional payoff in the story. He also really seems to fumble around with this error he's having, which is appropriate for the coding topic right now.

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He doesnt even have a dev mode to skip to the fight? WTF? How can he even develop like that?

Insane behaviour, dude.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

I remember this character from the coding bit I clipped earlier in the thread


For convenience, I just re-sliced out this chunk of that dev stream where he was working on the Rhode fight. It looks like Great Value Undertale boss with a furry(ier?) design, and is probably supposed to have some emotional payoff in the story. He also really seems to fumble around with this error he's having, which is appropriate for the coding topic right now.

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"Order of operations has changed in the latest version of GameMaker" He really does just randomly say anything he thinks sounds smart.

It's very telling that he isn't even attempting to look at how the code is called when he's "debugging" at all. He has no idea how his code is actually working if he doesn't know the lifetime of these objects.

 

[LovisXVI]

eh?
i think logo kinda got lost
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heres the version with glow and without glitch effect on the body
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I think maybe you make the logo a bit whiter to stand out more, I had to squint a little to see it as the UbiSoft logo