DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

If we don't hear from Phil by
Monday then my other schizo theory, which we should have a thread for, is that Phil made that vague posting to take an extra day off for WWE Champions pulls. But while in his office ack ack acking at the trollz he suffered a stroke and has been laying paralyzed on the floor ever since cause Kat is so dented she never thought to go and check on him.

How else to explain how Phil could be radio silent for so long?

The other plausible explanation is he thought he'd just go Connecticut see his mom for 20 minutes and then be done but experienced actual emotions. It would explain the complete silence.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

The curve ball back is the fact he never really stopped streaming during the Leana break-up, which makes a lot of sense as it provided him with a distraction as well as an outlet for his anger. He was especially salty during the break-up.

Curveball back back, He didnt marry Leanna so he didnt need to talk to a divorce lawyer or schedule marriage counseling or etc.

He isn't getting divorced though because he owns the home outright and she'd get no claim at it and she probably makes more/equal to him working a steady low income job so there wouldn't be any kind or support payments.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Curveball back back, He didnt marry Leanna so he didnt need to talk to a divorce lawyer or schedule marriage counseling or etc.

He isn't getting divorced though because he owns the home outright and she'd get no claim at it and she probably makes more/equal to him working a steady low income job so there wouldn't be any kind or support payments.

You think Kat working 20 hours a week retail makes in the low six figures?

 

[Pargon]

The other plausible explanation is he thought he'd just go Connecticut see his mom for 20 minutes and then be done but experienced actual emotions. It would explain the complete silence.

Or T’s crew finally got their pound of flesh off him

Friendly reminder that Phil is directly responsible for his death.

 

[San Dimas High School]

He sees having a girlfriend/getting married the way a runner sees completing a marathon. It doesn't matter if you come dead last 30 minutes and half a km from the guy before you. At least you crossed the finish line.

He doesn't have to have kids or be romantic because traditional family values have taken a step back because of millennials. So he's reached the only milestone that matters. And in his mind this half-assed attempt at a relationship is done

All of this is right BUUUT. He wouldn't be going on a honeymoon because he wants to be romantic, but because people give him shit for it. He knows everyone goes on one and he didn't. He knows every other streamer takes vacations.

He got a gamer chair, he got LED lights, all this junk that he thinks regular successful streamers do that he didn't necessarily want to do. If people didn't give him shit for it, he'd still be on the couch with his camera pointed at the tv screen.

All of this to say he's an alien and I can't make heads or tails of what he does. But the guy wanted to know who voted for honeymoon.

 

[Hokuriku]

Is using the word 'penultimate' incorrectly an insider Phil reference or something? It happens in the latest CF post like three times and it's driving me nuts.

 

[myone]

He got a gamer chair, he got LED lights, all this junk that he thinks regular successful streamers do that he didn't necessarily want to do. If people didn't give him shit for it, he'd still be on the couch with his camera pointed at the tv screen.

I can't imagine DSP keeping mum about doing the mahtuhr adult thing, taking his wife on a big baller honeymoon. He'd be "low key" bragging about it all the time. He'd go on for a weeks about how he has to take some special time ahff soon to deal with his grown up family responsibilities.

CT still makes the most sense, as he doesn't want to give detractors or PPP a win, and he's afraid of being stalked at the airport.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I could buy the honeymoon explanation, but Katherine is really FAT. She obviously can't do much, and we know Phil can't either as walking to the mailbox is strenuous.

Also, we can't dismiss that Phil would have LIED about the almighty SCHEDULE. That is SACRILEGE. Seriously, I know at least a couple dents would be pissed about that.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Maybe the Pigga himself had another stroke. Now the other side of his mouth can droop into a permanent scowl as God intended.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I can't imagine DSP keeping mum about doing the mahtuhr adult thing, taking his wife on a big baller honeymoon. He'd be "low key" bragging about it all the time. He'd go on for a weeks about how he has to take some special time ahff soon to deal with his grown up family responsibilities.

CT still makes the most sense, as he doesn't want to give detractors or PPP a win, and he's afraid of being stalked at the airport.

To me him not tweeting is what convinced me he's travelling. When he saw that is how Kino Casino did it, it was like he was struck by a revelation. I'll look for what he specifically said when I get home but I think he said something like "that's the way to do it, just go and don't say a thing until you're back". I think CT is likely too for similar reasons.

 

[TheTractor]

If we don't hear from Phil by
Monday then my other schizo theory, which we should have a thread for, is that Phil made that vague posting to take an extra day off for WWE Champions pulls. But while in his office ack ack acking at the trollz he suffered a stroke and has been laying paralyzed on the floor ever since cause Kat is so dented she never thought to go and check on him.

How else to explain how Phil could be radio silent for so long?

If by monday we got nothing I'm shitfing my dead linda stocks into phil got murdered coins.

 

[Whaler]

You think Kat working 20 hours a week retail makes in the low six figures?

Not only does he think that, but he also thinks Phil owns the Condo he's still paying off. I should also point out (I hope nobody crashes out at me again for giving information again) that in Phils state, if Kat has contributed anything to the maintenance or mortage for the Condo, Phil would be liable to pay back the money she paid for it, or the state might consider it "community property" meaning she's entitled to 50% of it depending on how much she's put into it, even if she hasn't put the actual 50% into it.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

If by monday we got nothing I'm shitfing my dead linda stocks into phil got murdered coins.

Phil got capped by the same drug dealers who loan shark to BossmanJack. Brutal.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Is using the word 'penultimate' incorrectly an insider Phil reference or something? It happens in the latest CF post like three times and it's driving me nuts.

He used to say it quite a bit. I remember that he’d use it in countdown videos and best/worst of the year videos more than anything. He was told years ago that “penultimate” doesn’t mean “the very best” so he stopped saying it. One of the few times he actually stopped saying a word that he was using incorrectly. If only he’d take that advice for “thus”.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

The longer he’s gone the more I believe my life and everyone else’s here is gonna improve.

I also really love reading descriptive posts about just how fat of a fucking heifer cunt Kat Burnell is.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

I find this place more fun when Phil is not around.

Detracting is the friends you make shitposting along the way not a gouty neanderthal

 

[Balr0g]

I find this place more fun when Phil is not around.

The Farm is healing

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Maybe the Pigga himself had another stroke. Now the other side of his mouth can droop into a permanent scowl as God intended.

The stroke theory is interesting, maybe he tweeted cause of the power outage on the 7, then went downstairs to check on khet and on his way up back to the office he had a stroke.

That would explain why he's been radio silent the last few days, I don't think Khet cares enough about him to check on him so the body still hasn't been found and is probably being devoured by ants

 

[snort inquisition]

i don't really care why he's gone, i'd be happy if he was gone forever, but whatever he's dealing with, i hope he's suffering

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

The stroke theory is interesting, maybe he tweeted cause of the power outage on the 7, then went downstairs to check on khet and on his way up back to the office he had a stroke.

That would explain why he's been radio silent the last few days, I don't think Khet cares enough about him to check on him so the body still hasn't been found and is probably being devoured by ants

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