DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheTractor]

I wonder if his parents had to get the momentum going and tip him daily while visiting him.

"Alrigh, let's get some support this morning, I had to watch dad fix my toilet for hours and we didn't get a single sub from mom? What's going on??'' If you want to watch me eat pizza tonight you guys are gonna have to step up''.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Those dents need structure, without it they are just going to be staring at a black screen waiting for the stream to start each and every day, almost sad really.

My bet is on one of his parents dying and he had to make an impromptu trip to the east coast.

His comeback strategy will probably be to put on the waterworks and hype a big reveal for big bucks.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Traveling can be stressful and tiring. It often takes a day to get back to the normal routine. Would Phail rush back to his dents and leave Khet to restore order to the snort fort, or would he take an extra day off?

Phil has, in the past, rushed back to streaming ASAP. It means whatever is going on, he cannot stream vs not wanting to.

Phil has made videos during active fire alarm testing because it was Video Time and his autism prevented him from making a video later.

While Dave's tweeting has fallen off over the years (I miss him showing off Kat's cooking tbh) this is a pretty large departure from usual Phil behavior.

Its fascinating because its genuinely perhaps the first time Phil has truly gone dark at random. He didn't even take a honeymoon and was back to streaming ASAP after his wedding.

My assumption is its a relative nothingburger but being Phil massively upsetting to him.

A curve ball is a divorce arc with Phil going silent so as to not give the detractors ammo.

But those are easy enough to search up and he'd keep streaming while insisting nothing was wrong.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Phil is the type to milk people for sympathy right? If he’s radio silent it’s something he does not want people knowing.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Those dents need structure, without it they are just going to be staring at a black screen waiting for the stream to start each and every day, almost sad really.

Not streaming is one thing, not giving the dents any type of reassurance is another. Maybe it's a bit of me but some of them might actually end up finding another streamer to be parasocial towards. Very troubling time to be a dent.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I find this place more fun when Phil is not around.

The insane theories being thrown around can certainly count as brainrot in Phil's absence.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I’m just laughing at the idea of this retard losing dents because he’s incapable of human communication.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I like the idea that his HOA kicked him out

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

A curve ball is a divorce arc with Phil going silent so as to not give the detractors ammo.

The curve ball back is the fact he never really stopped streaming during the Leana break-up, which makes a lot of sense as it provided him with a distraction as well as an outlet for his anger. He was especially salty during the break-up.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I like the idea that his HOA kicked him out

fingers crossed this is it

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I'm actually coming around to the theory that Linda and Dave visited him

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Just seems likely to me. People always give him shit for it, and it's something big-boy adults do that he hasn't done. Also I think he'd keep 100% radio silent.

He sees having a girlfriend/getting married the way a runner sees completing a marathon. It doesn't matter if you come dead last 30 minutes and half a km from the guy before you. At least you crossed the finish line.

He doesn't have to have kids or be romantic because traditional family values have taken a step back because of millennials. So he's reached the only milestone that matters. And in his mind this half-assed attempt at a relationship is done

 

[neger psykolog]

Those dents need structure, without it they are just going to be staring at a black screen waiting for the stream to start each and every day, almost sad really.

My bet is on one of his parents dying and he had to make an impromptu trip to the east coast.

His comeback strategy will probably be to put on the waterworks and hype a big reveal for big bucks.

It's not even a joke that "influencers" lose their consistent audience when their structure is interrupted. DSPs schedule autism heightens that shit a lot.

Even if he was communicating better it wouldn't matter. High chance he will lose long term dents over this small break.

 

[TheTractor]

I like the idea that his HOA kicked him out

Bugged black mold mechanics

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

It's not even a joke that "influencers" lose their consistent audience when their structure is interrupted. DSPs schedule autism heightens that shit a lot.

Even if he was communicating better it wouldn't matter. High chance he will lose long term dents over this small break.

youre forgetting about pigroach luck and the fact that his dents are extra retarded. normal people would move on and find someone else, retards are forever

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

As fat as Khet is it would be hilarious if she popped out a kid suddenly w/o realizing she was pregnant. Dave might just be spending some meaningful quality time with "his" new high yellow offspring.

 

[BlastMonk]

As fat as Khet is it would be hilarious if she popped out a kid suddenly w/o realizing she was pregnant. Dave might just be spending some meaningful quality time with "his" new high yellow offspring.

That requires Phil to stick his dick in her sometimes which he doesn't do, they are clearly a sexless couple. Phil is also gay

 

[FamicomGorby]

If we don't hear from Phil by
Monday then my other schizo theory, which we should have a thread for, is that Phil made that vague posting to take an extra day off for WWE Champions pulls. But while in his office ack ack acking at the trollz he suffered a stroke and has been laying paralyzed on the floor ever since cause Kat is so dented she never thought to go and check on him.

How else to explain how Phil could be radio silent for so long?

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

high yellow offspring.

That requires Phil to stick his dick in her sometimes which he doesn't do, they are clearly a sexless couple. Phil is also gay

Oh, it wouldn't actually be "his."

 

[myone]

If we don't hear from Phil by next Monday then my other schizo theory

If he's really gone for a whole week we need much more out there (or severe/serious) theories about what's going on than what's currently being speculated. I can't imagine any of the current (milder) ideas would cover such a prolonged absence from begging for more funds and support. Maybe Linda or Dave really bit the dust.