🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Blackstar]

He apparently wanted the wiggers to block Mariachi and Happy Birthday music and they're making him freak out already, is there any context to that?

 

[anliteralidiot]

He apparently wanted the wiggers to block Mariachi and Happy Birthday music and they're making him freak out already, is there any context to that?

It's funny lol

 

[bookers]

So I listened to bex interview and what it seems like shes saying is that they hired her and she did the stuff but then she left to go back to her job in wherever and that made them mad and they didnt want to hire her back after that.

Seems like such a stupid thing, I guess they expected her to stay and/or be on call or something? But like idk sounds like they could have figured it out but just decided not to.

oh wait nvm "after bitch tank i was supposed to be on 3 but they just told me everyone was taking a break and to go home and they'd call me back and then i never got the call, so i dont really know what happened if im being honest"
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS GHOSTED BEX

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

I want you all to know that I had my very first dream about a Fishtank girl and it was, of all people, Direnc. Hooked up. She was super sweet. If I had to experience it then you gotta hear about it. Sorry.

I had a dream about Fishtank myself last night. I dreamt that I saw Xavier Ravensblood, who had set up a barbershop attached to the elementary school cafeteria I went to Summer School at many years ago. The barbershop had pictures of him with many people from history. He was sitting in a chair reading a manga in the original Japanese. As I need a trim (my hair is getting to look like my pfp) I said to him "Good day, I am in dire need of haircut, and I hear you are one of the best at it." He looked me over and said "I'm afraid that would be a very grave mistake, my friend. Now leave me." and went back to reading his manga.
Then I wandered off and went for a hike.
I do wonder what it meant, because it felt like I was supposed to take something from it.

 

[joker jimmy]

Good to see anything at all on the site, even if I probably won’t watch this shit

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Good for Bex, she's got the motherly instinct that S3 and S4 needed. I assume she won't be on Greg's project now...

Last I checked "Bex rave" was still a stretch goal for conGREGated donations, I don't think her being pregnant means she can't DJ. It's not like she'd be on to run a marathon or do icky pukers or box. I guess we'll see.

 

[I Am Not Really]

THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS GHOSTED BEX

many such cases. she even quit her job to be on season 2/2.5. probably sat around at home for the call until it didn't happen...

they should just let greg stream congregated on

segregated worked just fine without them.

this whole magic stars is fucking lame. hope it isn't just the lolcows doing their same stick over, and over, again. rachel is still the worst fish they've ever casted in my book. no charisma or entertainer qualities at all.

mints needs a mind wipe so he can hopefully come up with better content ideas.

 

[skrod]

He apparently wanted the wiggers to block Mariachi and Happy Birthday music and they're making him freak out already, is there any context to that?

Alex often talks about how he's traumatized by happy birthday spam from fishtank and never wants to hear the song again.

As for the Mariachi:

 

[bookers]

Last I checked "Bex rave" was still a stretch goal for conGREGated donations, I don't think her being pregnant means she can't DJ. It's not like she'd be on to run a marathon or do icky pukers or box. I guess we'll see.

bex is pregnant? my dreams are shattered

edit: o dam she hella pregnant

segregated worked just fine without them.

probably a smart move on gregs part i guess but idk i like being able to switch cameras and stuff idk how you do that on youtube or whatever

 

[creaturestorm]

That explains so fucking much about why the show is always so shit.

Dog, Jet is like barely 25

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Atp they should just let greg stream congregated on there. Greg claimed he made 13k on segregated so I'd imagine it'd make more with a reduced tts price and minor split. Just wonder how much of a percentage value they place on hosting it there.

Why would Greg shackle himself to a sinking ship that jerks around and mismanages its talent, staff and audience?

It's becoming manifestly clear that Sam is mentally checked out of Fishtank most of the time until it's too late to fix major problems, and Jet couldn't manage a blowjob in a bordello, and is more interested in being on-screen, fluffing his ego, casting couches, and buying ridiculous trashy couture.

Greg is going to give his audience the best value he can provide instead of milking cashcows until the teats run dry. Fundamentally flawed productions and running shit into the ground is going to be the order of the day until either Sam takes greater interest and control over production and Jet is replaced by someone competent.

 

[bookers]

Why would Greg shackle himself to a sinking ship that jerks around and mismanages its talent, staff and audience?

It's becoming manifestly clear that Sam is mentally checked out of Fishtank most of the time until it's too late to fix major problems, and Jet couldn't manage a blowjob in a bordello, and is more interested in being on-screen, fluffing his ego, casting couches, and buying ridiculous trashy couture.

Greg is going to give his audience the best value he can provide instead of milking cashcows until the teats run dry. Fundamentally flawed productions and running shit into the ground is going to be the order of the day until either Sam takes greater interest and control over production and Jet is replaced by someone competent.

yeah now all of a sudden theyre putting people up on the site and shit when they know gregtank start in a week
kinda feels like theyre fucking with him, although who knows. people prob not gonna give a fuck about alex b streaming on fishtank in a week i bet.

its better for greg if he just does it on youtoobz or whatever, then he doesn't have to give any of the money to jeet neptune.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

That explains so fucking much about why the show is always so shit.

Don't want to sound like I'm "The Wigger Defense Force" or whatever, but this is leagues better than anything I could have done at 25. But Fishtank has taught me something very valuable over the years about people in their twenties, and thats that we need to raise the voting age to like 40.

 

[creaturestorm]

Don't want to sound like I'm "The Wigger Defense Force" or whatever, but this is leagues better than anything I could have done at 25. But Fishtank has taught me something very valuable over the years about people in their twenties, and thats that we need to raise the voting age to like 40.

I dont disagree with you.

 

[HexFag]

About two thirds of the way through the ADL documentary and oh my god any good will I had left for Jon was completely eviscarated by the time the mountain challenge happened. I genuinely don't know what these people were thinking trying to clout chase a literal retard though. Bleau is also a massive faggot.

 

[bookers]

https://x.com/voidXway/status/1943423666202755499

 

[S.C.U.D.]

bex is pregnant? my dreams are shattered

edit: o dam she hella pregnant

That got me looking at this in a different light:

Makes a lot more sense with a kid on the way.

 

[Paul-Denton]

About two thirds of the way through the ADL documentary and oh my god any good will I had left for Jon was completely eviscarated by the time the mountain challenge happened. I genuinely don't know what these people were thinking trying to clout chase a literal retard though. Bleau is also a massive faggot.

Literal brown fuentes dickrider with a black girlfriend I couldn't believe my eyes. and he steals wow I couldn't have written it better myself

 

[Blitzsneed]

segregated worked just fine without them.

The only sane choice Greg could've made. S4 was a disaster in hindsight. Not even a full 6 weeks, and Goodson only cares about dogshit designer clothes and trying to get in the pants of female contestants. A "Careercow" tag would fit him pretty well.

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https://x.com/voidXway/status/1943423666202755499

Getting a kid is easy. But it not being a total fuckup and a drain to society when it reaches adulthood is hard.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

AlexB absolutely mogging Rachel in terms of views is the funniest part of this so far