Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[ShiftyBoi]

Has anyone had the privilege of experiencing the mod or watching it themselves? What makes it low quality? I am always impressed whenever Lily says something is great and it turns out to be subpar or less.

This is the writing she's calling better than BG3

Ticklin' your sister in the woods

 

[elster sierpinski]

While I haven't played it (and won't play it) This tumblr has picked through it a bit and found gems like:
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It's basically as well written as something on the 'hub. This is what Lily calls the best romance in gaming.

So THIS is the best romance in video games but bg3 is mediocre porn writing? Oh, my mistake! The incest in bg3 is only IMPLIED and is thus worse. Obviously.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

She's scrapped her Censorship Video. It's our fault.

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[ShiftyBoi]

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Vultures mention in 2025!

Real ones will remember vultures was our nickname before we were the stalkers. I suppose now we are literally vultures circling her dead channel.

So I guess she figured out a video about BG3 was going to get her more shit, so that's two videos now she's abandoned for fear of backlash after reading the thread. This and the dark souls one.
What will our heroine do now?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

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If there is one thing people don't respect more than being a pompous, illiterate asshole is one that is too much of a bitch to go through their bullshit.

If you knew this was a bad idea, why the fuck did you even announce it and go through the progress?

Once again, this reeks of people not giving you the reaction you wanted so you back out.

Edit: As for the BG3 video, does this bitch know it's going to break containment again and gonna attact more people to laugh at them, and not to get the victory they want right?

 

[Bears Repeating]

So I guess she figured out a video about BG3 was going to get her more shit, so that's two videos now she's abandoned for fear of backlash after reading the thread. This and the dark souls one.
What will our heroine do now?

The Censorship video is a different one; she has a draft script on patreon up for $10 members.

Perhaps she came to her senses and realized that advocating for Andrew Graves being an uwu smol bean was going to be a bad look for her.

As far as I can tell, the BG3 video is still happening.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Spoiler: Post #8041 for "Has Lily ever even played Baldurs Gate..."

Complaining about combat or traversal interrupting BG3. Given that it's an old game without any fast travel, BG2 isn't exactly known for being a speedy game. And there's a lot of backtracking to turn in quests, or buy/sell things given your limited inventory space for large chunks of the game. Not to mention, it's pretty infamous for "you must gather your party before venturing forth". BG1 especially you walk ungodly slow, and there's massive chunks of empty space across the many maps.

Both games also feature plenty of combat, with BG1 and BG2 both notably having actual random encounter mechanics built into it, which BG3 does not have. There's also a fair amount of sloggish combat where you're fighting hoards of low-level enemies. Some spells also have lengthy durations and persist outside of combat, and stun/paralyze effects are pretty common. You might just be standing around after a fight waiting for a hold person spell to wear off before you can continue playing.

To be fair, you can definitely argue combat in the older games is faster because it's real time with pause vs. turn based, but given Lily never seems to engage with the mechanics/his general complaints about games, I'm assuming the combat complaint is more along the lines of him bitching about the game daring to have gameplay.

Switching gears to...whatever the censorship video was about and Lily getting triggered, it's kinda weird that Lily's favorite video game seems to avoid this. For those not in the know, BG2 opens with you and your sister kidnapped and being tortured/experimented on. You eventually break free, but after the tutorial, your sister is arrested alongside your captor/abuser, which is all part of his plan. He takes over the prison, and continues to torture/experiment on your sister, to the point he literally removes her soul and she at multiple points comments about how empty she feels. Even before that, she's pretty clearly suffering some kind of PTSD in the tutorial levels, to the point she straight up runs off and leaves your party if she gets too damaged because she can't handle going back to being captured.

The early chapter cutscenes all involve her being captured and tortured, and throughout the early chapters you have dreams where she dies (sometimes by your hand). Given the limited graphics, it's not exactly a brutal display or anything, nor is the text particularly graphic, but the VA is definitely distressed. And they don't shy away from the fact that she's pretty miserable, it's very much meant to be the motivating factor for the early game. The writers also changed her intended death because they basically acknowledged it'd be too miserable if after all that you couldn't rescue her (IIRC, you were even supposed to kill her when she goes full slayer mode on you) Still, you'd think despite all that, given how sensitive and easily triggered Lily is, and how much Lily seems to despise series like Dragon Age for being "too dark" you'd think he'd have some triggering issues with BG2.

Why, it's almost like Lily is completely media illiterate, doesn't pay any attention to gameplay mechanics and stories and just focuses on the mod that allows him to ignore everything else and get into tickle fights with his sister.

 

[Cloverpuff]

While I haven't played it (and won't play it) This tumblr has picked through it a bit and found gems like:
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It's basically as well written as something on the 'hub. This is what Lily calls the best romance in gaming.

This so much worse than I thought. Since it was incest I was expecting the typical "Our bond is forbidden, but our love is pure. Society just doesn't understand " shit, not this pathetic attempt at banter. Maybe Lily doesn't like to be reminded of the fact incest is wrong and she is a disgusting creep.

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Maybe this is just wishful thinking on my part, but do you guys think she will have to quit eventually? Her videos don't get views anymore, she doesn't want to talk about popular stuff out of fear of attracting negative attention to herself, she doesn't want to take up sponsorships (though I doubt she actually gets offers) and her patreon members are slowly decreasing.

I know she is in some type of government housing, I'm not canadian so I don't know how it works exactly, but won't she still need money for basic necessities?

Even if she stubbornly keeps uploading videos nobody watches, she probably won't generate enough money to make ends meet if things continue this way. She will definitely need to find some type of job eventually, the situation will reach a breaking point in a couple of years at most.

I don't want her terrorizing the public, but it's kind of funny to think about this smartass antisocial hermit who can barely walk because she got to fat having to look for a minimum wage job with basically no experience or education. Although if she has avoided having to look for a job for this long maybe she will find a way to keep subsisting.

Perhaps she came to her senses and realized that advocating for Andrew Graves being an uwu smol bean was going to be a bad look for her.

She was going to make a whole video about Andrew? I had no clue. At least she had the sense to realize going the "this woman is just an evil temptress taking advantage of this upstanding young man" route probably wouldn't fly.

It's honestly so disturbing how much she relates to him, Lily honestly believes Courtney was seducing or into her somehow and it's so gross.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Lily, saying that your first thought after working tirelessly on a video is of us hurting your ego is not the own you think it is.

She always tries to frame herself as a badass who doesn't take shit from her detractors, but the second she gets pushback, she either blames the critics or folds under pressure.

She's already making up excuses and it isn't even out yet.

This is basically saying "If you think my video is bad you are a bad person because I had to suffer through my PTSD flashbacks just to make content! You can't say ANYTHING or else you're a victim-blaming BIGOT!"

It's the same as her saying She-Ra 'triggers her PTSD'. She's fishing for sympathy and implying that anybody who disagrees with her does so maliciously. Could she just not engage with these things? Absolutely she could. If she actually had an issue with them, it would be perfectly sensible not to.

Instead she's 'forcing' herself to play through BG3 for content, and regularly scrubs through She-Ra for footage despite being triggered by it because those clips are just SO vital to her point.

It's not like, say, TV Trash putting a content warning at the beginning of his review of The Day After due to how graphic some scenes can be. It's just Lily using her "trauma" as an excuse to call a show or game bad.

Lily constantly compares BG3 to BG2 and the thing is, Lily doesn't even like BG2 as is. She exclusively plays a poorly written mod where you can romance your sister because everything lily enjoys helps her relive her glory days of raping her younger sister. Her retard brain craves incest. Her being triggered is just remembering that she isn't fucking her sister right now and never will again.

Much like Kingdom Hearts, I would honestly pay money to see her review the game she claims to love so much, if only to see her flounder about trying to describe what she likes about it.

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I love how whenever she cancels a project, she blames her critics on it. Sure, she could have said she lost interest in the subject or felt like there wasn't much she could say that hasn't already been said, but nope. It's those dang dirty trolls.

If there is one thing people don't respect more than being a pompous, illiterate asshole is one that is too much of a bitch to go through their bullshit.

If you knew this was a bad idea, why the fuck did you even announce it and go through the progress?

Once again, this reeks of people not giving you the reaction you wanted so you back out.

Edit: As for the BG3 video, does this bitch know it's going to break containment again and gonna attact more people to laugh at them, and not to get the victory they want right?

She's only doing this to spite Crispy, assuming that he won't make another response video that will ratio the hell out of her.

Speaking of which, let's check and see how the views for both videos are after a couple weeks.

Yeah, she's totally going to show him.

 

[Frank Greene32]

This is the writing she's calling better than BG3
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Ticklin' your sister in the woods

I’m now honestly believing that her sense of what is good writing is just really jacked up. Like the nom Nami games must have really shit writing if Lily likes them that much.

I don't want her terrorizing the public, but it's kind of funny to think about this smartass antisocial hermit who can barely walk because she got to fat having to look for a minimum wage job with basically no experience or education. Although if she has avoided having to look for a job for this long maybe she will find a way to keep subsisting.

Maybe if she was alone and didn’t have Mikay to think about. But with her ball and chain now PHYSICALLY living with her she’ll have to think of something to get the money if patron keeps bleeding out.

Yeah, she's totally going to show him.

I find it funny that having a smaller subscriber base. Being a niche focused channel. Crispy blew Lily out of the water in less time too I might add

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

She's only doing this to spite Crispy, assuming that he won't make another response video that will ratio the hell out of her.

Speaking of which, let's check and see how the views for both videos are after a couple weeks.

Yeah, she's totally going to show him.

Well, that spite is leading Peet to a explosive barrel filled with nitro and thumbtacks because we gotta remember, Crispy BEGAN looking into Peet after they began shit flinging at him. It's not hard to assume he is letting this idiot act like a spiteful jackass so he can make another video that will outdo Peet.

So pull out your popcorn, we are getting a good time soon.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

This so much worse than I thought. Since it was incest I was expecting the typical "Our bond is forbidden, but our love is pure. Society just doesn't understand " shit, not this pathetic attempt at banter. Maybe Lily doesn't like to be reminded of the fact incest is wrong and she is a disgusting creep

Ugh. Yeah.

I was willing to give the mod the benefit of the doubt if it approached the relationship tastefully, or even just... didn't acknowledge this? Since the half-sibling relationship is via an evil god there's a very good argument that it's not really incest emotionally or biologically, so you could absolutely explore a relationship dynamic by just not GOING there.

But it's clear the author is getting off to it. This is not 'I think Imoen is sweet, let's explore this', it's 'man we're so SIBLINGS you guys abd we're FUCKING while being RELATED hah hah'.

No wonder Lily is into it.

Her basis for 'good writing' is purely based on her emotional response. If she likes it it's good writing. It she likes the tropes it's good writing. She's unable to process that something can be good if it's not her thing, or something can be bad if she happens to like what it's about. That's the beginning and ending of it.

 

[StupidFuckinShitferBrains]

She's unable to process that something can be good if it's not her thing, or something can be bad if she happens to like what it's about. That's the beginning and ending of it.

Everyday, it's the same thing, yet I continue to be surprised by it. "I like the writing in these stories, so I'm gonna say it's good writing!"

"Uh hey, these stories make me uncomfortable/have problematic bits and undertones/don't have particularly good writing..."

"No! Fuck you! I like these stories, so that means they're good! Anyone who points out problematic aspects of them are nitpicking transphobes and anyone who's uncomfortable with those aspects are lying wimps who need to grow a spine! Eat razor wire! Get fucked by a cactus! I am very smart, and thus superior to everyone else."


How was my Jerry impression, guys? I think it's pretty good.

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

Idk you forgot to hyperfixate on one person and frequently insult them like a complete cunt.

 

[Suck the Cock]

Maybe this is just wishful thinking on my part, but do you guys think she will have to quit eventually? Her videos don't get views anymore, she doesn't want to talk about popular stuff out of fear of attracting negative attention to herself, she doesn't want to take up sponsorships (though I doubt she actually gets offers) and her patreon members are slowly decreasing.

With the amount of government assistance he's getting, he just needs a trickle of money to survive. It's basically impossible to lose all your fans, since there's always going to be casual viewers who don't pay attention, crazies who actually agree with your insane takes, and/or people who buy into the poor uwu victim mentality and feel obligated to pay even if they know the content sucks. There's 8 billion people out there, finding 100 people dumb enough to scrounge together some pocket change is not hard to do when you spend 99% of your time online.

If DSP can stay afloat after all these years, Jerry's exponentially lower cost of living can't be that hard to maintain. He's gonna bitch about it, sure, maybe come close to bankruptcy, but then he's going to swallow his supposed principles and make a video about something popular to stay afloat, and then the cycle repeats. Someone as stubborn and lazy as Jerry will never do more than the bare minimum, so he's going to look like he's in dire straits for years before he actually is. If it came down to it, I'd bet on a murder-suicide before he actually has to change anything about his life.

 

[StupidFuckinShitferBrains]

Idk you forgot to hyperfixate on one person and frequently insult them like a complete cunt.

Oh yeah.

"Also, let's talk about (popular IP made by a woman)! (Woman who made popular IP) is an obvious (Nazi/abuse/transphobia/racism) apologist! Look at this one scene from (IP) they wrote! Look at this (white/male/straight) protagonist that they center the entire (IP) story around, instead of this (black/female/maybe lesbo) side character that I like (to project myself onto)! Now, am I saying (woman) deserves to get bashed in the head with a baseball bat by someone in a speeding vehicle? No. Do I blame anyone for wanting to do that now that I've said it? No."

Is that better?

 

[Son Goku Baku]

She will definitely need to find some type of job eventually, the situation will reach a breaking point in a couple of years at most.

I'm 1000% convinced that Liliana is telling Mikaila to go get a job right as we speak.

"Honey, I'm the internet personality, that is what I do. Don't look at my numbers! Point is, this is my career and I can't give it up. Bringing you here has cost me a lot of money, you know (all 100 more in rent each month!), so it's necessary for the both of us to bring some income. Again, don't look at my numbers. Thanks for understanding, bye! Now move to the couch. Your snoring is too loud and I almost can't hear me flirting with Lolo."

I said it when they first announced they were moving together: Liliana is going to count on Mikaila being the breadwinner. And Mikaila is far too spineless and stupid to do otherwise.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Oh yeah.

"Also, let's talk about (popular IP made by a woman)! (Woman who made popular IP) is an obvious (Nazi/abuse/transphobia/racism) apologist! Look at this one scene from (IP) they wrote! Look at this (white/male/straight) protagonist that they center the entire (IP) story around, instead of this (black/female/maybe lesbo) side character that I like (to project myself onto)! Now, am I saying (woman) deserves to get bashed in the head with a baseball bat by someone in a speeding vehicle? No. Do I blame anyone for wanting to do that now that I've said it? No."

Is that better?

The only thing you're forgetting is taking time to plug your shitty fanfic.

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

Oh yeah.

"Also, let's talk about (popular IP made by a woman)! (Woman who made popular IP) is an obvious (Nazi/abuse/transphobia/racism) apologist! Look at this one scene from (IP) they wrote! Look at this (white/male/straight) protagonist that they center the entire (IP) story around, instead of this (black/female/maybe lesbo) side character that I like (to project myself onto)! Now, am I saying (woman) deserves to get bashed in the head with a baseball bat by someone in a speeding vehicle? No. Do I blame anyone for wanting to do that now that I've said it? No."

Is that better?

Its like I can hear is insufferable voice right now.

 

[StupidFuckinShitferBrains]

The only thing you're forgetting is taking time to plug your shitty fanfic.

"If you wanna see (X/Y/Z/heavy subject matter) done right, look no further than *my* writing, which follows none of my own standards for writing, but SHUT UP BECAUSE IM JUST WRITING FOR FUN BIGOTS! Except for when I want you to take the story seriously, then I'm a 'professional'. And, even though I've said in the past that if a creator puts something problematic, or if I just don't like it/them, in their creations that means the creator condones those problematic things, but guise! Ignore the blatant incest and pedophilia in my stories! That's not something I condone or am into at all! I definitely didn't rape my younger sister guys!"

Its like I can hear is insufferable voice right now.

Thanks @Blonrad Blurze