DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[architect]

I knew we were having too much fun speculating what the pigroach is up to. Of course someone had to say something stupid that would trigger another "messing with DSP is bad" tangent where everyone gets on their soapbox and starts their moral grandstanding.

On a sidenote. Comcast/Xfinity says maintenance for DSP's area is finished, so we'll see whether he suddenly rears his ugly head again.

 

[CannedBacon]

Another day with no goals being hit

 

[Moar Krabs]

Phil taking a week off from streaming is the equivalent to 2 elderly parents kicking out their degen son and now they get to live their life in peace. That's the feeling some of us get knowing he's wherever doing whatever and its not our problem

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Has it been 48 hours? Should we alert the authorities? Phil is special needs, maybe he is lost

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Aliens abducted him so that they could better understand humanity. I don't know what will come of this but I think it's a safe bet to await exterminatus, stalker children. Or maybe they'll just become detractors of Earthlings as a whole.

Alternate theory - Phil's human suit finally rotted away and he was forced to return to his home planet for a replacement.

 

[Iron Hamster]

All I know is the internet is a little less toxic this week.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm only interested in Phil speculation, I haven't watched highlights in a long time now. So, I hope this continues.

Big ups to Phil for allowing this speculation. I hope he delivers with something even dumber than the STOLEN CART OF DOOM.

 

[Pargon]

Or maybe they'll just become detractors of Earthlings as a whole.

If extraterrestrial life wiped out humanity because DSP made that bad of an impression it would be the single greatest thing he ever did in his eyes and, albeit for very different reasons, I would agree with him.

 

[Sedan Hussein]

My current theory is that he is at the same Jamaican resort rackets went to. He went without khet, of course, due to her being too large to fit on the plane. All Phil has done for the past few days is pull hogans and get his back blown out on the beach. Think about it, We already know he is a fag and it makes sense that he wants to keep this hush hush.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

All I know is the internet is a little less toxic this week.

I saw a wheelchair dent buying himself ice cream at the ice cream truck today for the first time since 2009. Nature is healing.

My current theory is that he is at the same Jamaican resort rackets went to. He went without khet, of course, due to her being too large to fit on the plane. All Phil has done for the past few days is pull hogans and get his back blown out on the beach. Think about it, We already know he is a fag and it makes sense that he wants to keep this hush hush.

Just wait till they try to call him about a secret abortion scam. Dear god the snort will be so loud, and the following goat laugh will register on the Richter scale.

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

Wouldn’t be surprised if Doody already tried it, he’s even more dented than the wheelchairs that bankroll Phil.

Looks like you called it.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Do we know if a flight left around the same time he tweeted? I could literally see him tweet that right before he boarded his flight.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

Looks like you called it.
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Doody honestly deserves a thread here. The other detractor channels, for the most part know to keep their distance and just laugh alongside us, but Doody has an A-Log level obsession.

As for that, I'm guessing he sent it to his place in Renton, and there was no answer so the delivery person shared the photo. That doesn't necessarily prove Phil is in CT, just that the house is unoccupied at that moment in time.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Looks like you called it.
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Fuck I was for sure it was Phil died of GAY AIDS after getting FUCKED by a gang of gay black THUGS.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

Doody honestly deserves a thread here. The other detractor channels, for the most part know to keep their distance and just laugh alongside us, but Doody has an A-Log level obsession.

Agreed especially when he inflates his ego about how much Phil cares about him or whatever. No one cares, man. We're here to laugh.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Looks like you called it.
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it's from doody; take it with a pillar of salt

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

it's from doody; take it with a pillar of salt

Agreed, the only thing we can glean from this is that Doody is just as dented as a DSP supporter.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Looks like you called it.
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Is this the equivalent of digging in Chris Chans dumpster

 

[Moar Krabs]

Looks like you called it.
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I cant wait till he looks like a silly person if his prediction doesn't come true. he already looks that way when he dickrided the whole Phil is 1MM theory

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Looks like you called it.
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Even if you know this, WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SHARE IT?
Can't you just keep it to yourself and just randomly say "I predict he'll be back friday"? Because even though you go to the retarded length to justify an already paranoid hermit weirdo and his victim complex, you still add fucking nothing.

"Yes, here's a mysterious box. I'm not saying nothing tee hee!" fucking dumb retard, either spill the beans or just shut the fuck up. Way to add absolutely nothing to the conversation while somehow boasting about your little gay-op.

I cant wait till he looks like a silly person if his prediction doesn't come true. he already looks that way when he dickrided the whole Phil is 1MM theory

Wasn't his "theory" (can't even call it that because it had zero arguments) that 1MM was Derich's parents?
I remember that because that's what he told Stuttering Craig and Keemstar when they were on his channel, and understandably, they decided detractors are a bunch of retarded losers and stepped away from them. Fucking moron had ONE chance to actually hook up these two with someone who actually knows Phil's lore and he decided to use it to tell them his actual conspiracy theories and looked like a moron.