DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So glad I took a break from the thread.

Phil being gone longer than usual and being quiet about it due to "unforeseen circumstances" is rather unexpected. It must be something serious.

Edit: Or he could be exaggerating the "unforeseen circumstances" part, because it's Phil.
You can watch the end of the marathon from Friday and it's pretty clear he knew he wasn't gonna be back on Monday. He also didn't even post his next scheduled streams on YouTube like he usually does either and I mean just look at him while he says he will be back monday "refreshed and renewed"

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I don't think Khet cares enough about him to check on him so the body still hasn't been found and is probably being devoured by ants
What if...............................the ant infestation is actually so bad he had to have the place fumigated? He would be out of the shack minimum 4 days.
Looks like you called it.
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A) Not Phail's porch B) they don't ship the RealID he'd need in a box to your shack.
 
You can watch the end of the marathon from Friday and it's pretty clear he knew he wasn't gonna be back on Monday. He also didn't even post his next scheduled streams on YouTube like he usually does either and I mean just look at him while he says he will be back monday "refreshed and renewed"

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Him taking the money and running is a classic DSP move
 
You can watch the end of the marathon from Friday and it's pretty clear he knew he wasn't gonna be back on Monday. He also didn't even post his next scheduled streams on YouTube like he usually does either and I mean just look at him while he says he will be back monday "refreshed and renewed"

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How can a man practice lying every day during every waking hour for decades and still suck at it?

I guess the answer is that he's also a hermit with a literally retarded wife, so there's zero negative feedback to work with. And then again, Phil never learns even when opportunities are given to do so. In his mind he is probably "one of the best liars in the country."
 
How can a man practice lying every day during every waking hour for decades and still suck at it?

I guess the answer is that he's also a hermit with a literally retarded wife, so there's zero negative feedback to work with. And then again, Phil never learns even when opportunities are given to do so. In his mind he is probably "one of the best liars in the country."
Phil is the exception that proves the rule that you need 10,000 to achieve mastery in any given skill.

He's got way over that amount of hours on record begging, lying and playing vidya, yet he still sucks at all 3.

He really is lucky he managed to convince OIC to give him money to pwn the detractors.
 
I knew we were having too much fun speculating what the pigroach is up to. Of course someone had to say something stupid that would trigger another "messing with DSP is bad" tangent where everyone gets on their soapbox and starts their moral grandstanding.

On a sidenote. Comcast/Xfinity says maintenance for DSP's area is finished, so we'll see whether he suddenly rears his ugly head again.
Was it really down for half a week? That seem excessive even for xfinity
 
You can watch the end of the marathon from Friday and it's pretty clear he knew he wasn't gonna be back on Monday. He also didn't even post his next scheduled streams on YouTube like he usually does either and I mean just look at him while he says he will be back monday "refreshed and renewed"

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lmao, he still hasn't realized he goes all bug eyed whenever he lies
 
Doody is a special type of retard, i would not put him in the same tier as a dsp dent, or even a whale, those people are unironically supporting dsp because they truly believe that their time, money and efforts are deserved. They are dents due to the fact that they are incapable of reasoning and get scammed day to day, but stay true to what they like.

Doody on the other hand is the biggest loser we have seen in dsp history, this specimen is the only person we can truly call "obsessed", he goes above and beyond to fabricate gay ops to help and construct a narrative, donates to dsp to bait for gay ass clips or vids to shit out on his channel daily. He does what the typical dsp dent does but only to benefit himself while looking like a clown.

Out of anyone that Phil can call a "no life loser" he is the only one that he's 100% correct about. Doody is the prime poster child of how to be a complete fucking faggot on the internet.
 
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This has been a glimpse into the blissful future where Phil is gone for good. It's nice.

I haven't even been able to tolerate a restream of him in like 2 months so not even having to come across random clips on twitter of his awful gay voice has been great. The world is a better place right now. Sending nothing but bad vibes his way.
 
DSP ordered a Samsonite suitcase a couple days before his trip. The driver left the package on DSP's doorstep and took a picture of the box to show that it was delivered successfully and undamaged. DSP goes missing for a few days and a detractor UPS employee decides to look up DSP's address in their system. They find the Samsonite suitcase order, take a screenshot of the delivery driver's picture and then send it to Doody, unsolicited. Doody then shares the picture on Twitter.

I seriously dislike Doody, but he really didn't do anything other than share the screenshot. From what I can gather, the people who are going off on moralfagging tirades don't really understand when that picture was taken or how Doody got it. Some people even seem to think that he or one of his dented agents went to DSP's house and took pictures of his porch.
 
i thought he called them "no load losers", whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean
Yeah I remember the first time he used it, it was one of those weird things that came out of nowhere like when he called something or someone in a game a schlomo, he clearly was insinuating the person was slow but didn't realize that's a persons name.
 
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Out anyone that Phil can call a "no life loser" he is the only one that he's 100% correct about. Doody is the prime poster child of how not to be a complete fucking faggot on the internet.
And of course, Phil has to paint him as the Supreme Leader of Detractors, because everyone who dislikes Phil is part of this secret organization where the leaders meet every night in a secret lair to discuss the latest events and plan their next move like a villain of the week show. And in a way, Doody IS the de-facto leader of detractors by sheer numbers, and he is the strawman every time Phil has to explain what a detractor is. Him and Snort Hogan are two turbo-niggers that actually do spend their entire day obsessing over Phil and planning gay-ops, but of course this "leadership" goes to their heads and they think it's actually good that they represent a community as a bunch of unhinged losers.

This whole thing is just so retarded. It doesn't matter if it's an old photo or a fake one, or even if he got it by legit means, because ultimately the narrative is that Phil's top hater posted a picture of his front door, that's it. The what, why or how doesn't matter, because Doody, in an attempt to look cool and resourceful ("I know a guy" type of shit) just managed to look like a stalker and Phil can easily twist that however he sees fit. Even if it turns out that Linda died and Phil refused to see her, or Kat has cancer and Phil just decided to send her back home, he is already the victim, because regardless of what he did, it's those obsessed loser detractors that took pictures of his home and sent him a bomb while he was doing whatever he was doing. And in a way, he's right.

But the worst thing of all is that Doody didn't confirm shit, because this stupid little stunt only proved that Phil the hermit didn't answer his door to pick up a random package. There is no live-feed showing he still hasn't picked it up, only that something was left there and because Phil didn't open up to receive it, it HAS to mean he's in CT. Just imagine how utterly retarded that is, to send a package only to confirm someone wasn't home AT THAT MOMENT and use that as an argument to "confirm" what many are already thinking without doing that, except you're not even adding anything. Peak retard.

I seriously dislike Doody, but he really didn't do anything other than share the screenshot.
The thing is that he didn't have to, because aside from this being confirmation that there ARE people willing to stalk Phil's house, it proves nothing. This doesn't confirm he's in CT.

And most importantly, anyone who's not retarded can see that regardless of what explanation you give, the vast majority won't care for it, because you're posting a picture of someone's house while being cryptic about its source. Anyone who sees that will reach the simple conclusion that Doody is behind it. It's not even about moralfagging, it's about not being a fucking idiot. If this was a creepshot of Phil or Kat in CT, now that's confirmation of something, this is confirming Phil's narrative for basically nothing. Taking a photo of Phil and fat Kat, while wrong, at least confirmed a few things, like her gaining weight and the fact she was still around. This only says that Phil may not be home.

I'm sure people could spam Leanna or even John Rambo's whereabouts, but what would be the point?
 
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