Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 208 8.4%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 221 8.9%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 799 32.2%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 469 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 522 21.0%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 266 10.7%

  • Total voters
    2,485
Anisa, her husband, Hasan, and the rest are quickly forming a small, insular group with no meaningful connections. The network of alliances is unraveling, leaving them reliant only on flatterers, simps and weird trolls remorse guys.
Jewish Kabbalah magic is truly something else, those palestinian children were put to good use by Hila.
 
If they really wanted CC3 to succeed, they should have taken it in a completely different direction for the competition. Boxing is too time intensive and potentially dangerous to get anyone "big" to fight. No one with a lot of name recognition would be able to put in the time.

They'd need to do something like DDR or Just Dance, or some other party game. Set it up with the biggest names they can get. Don't make it an in person event, so the overhead on a venue is cut. Do an actual obvious percentage of PPV sales to charity (75% of the PPV cost goes to charity), and overhead is a lot lower when you don't have to spend money on real training, a big venue, parties, etc. You get something competitive, but "wholesome" in a way that boxing never could be, and it could be low key and low expense enough to win good will for actually being a charity focused event.

Of course, all that would imply they genuinely wanted to make money for charity, but it could have helped their reputations as well after CC2's failure.
 
If they really wanted CC3 to succeed, they should have taken it in a completely different direction for the competition. Boxing is too time intensive and potentially dangerous to get anyone "big" to fight. No one with a lot of name recognition would be able to put in the time.

They'd need to do something like DDR or Just Dance, or some other party game. Set it up with the biggest names they can get. Don't make it an in person event, so the overhead on a venue is cut. Do an actual obvious percentage of PPV sales to charity (75% of the PPV cost goes to charity), and overhead is a lot lower when you don't have to spend money on real training, a big venue, parties, etc. You get something competitive, but "wholesome" in a way that boxing never could be, and it could be low key and low expense enough to win good will for actually being a charity focused event.

Of course, all that would imply they genuinely wanted to make money for charity, but it could have helped their reputations as well after CC2's failure.
American Gladiators.

Getting brain damage for charity is stupid.
 
If they really wanted CC3 to succeed, they should have taken it in a completely different direction for the competition. Boxing is too time intensive and potentially dangerous to get anyone "big" to fight. No one with a lot of name recognition would be able to put in the time.
Get some old junker cars and have a demolition derby.

Call it Creator Crash.
 
If they really wanted CC3 to succeed, they should have taken it in a completely different direction for the competition. Boxing is too time intensive and potentially dangerous to get anyone "big" to fight. No one with a lot of name recognition would be able to put in the time.

They'd need to do something like DDR or Just Dance, or some other party game. Set it up with the biggest names they can get. Don't make it an in person event, so the overhead on a venue is cut. Do an actual obvious percentage of PPV sales to charity (75% of the PPV cost goes to charity), and overhead is a lot lower when you don't have to spend money on real training, a big venue, parties, etc. You get something competitive, but "wholesome" in a way that boxing never could be, and it could be low key and low expense enough to win good will for actually being a charity focused event.

Of course, all that would imply they genuinely wanted to make money for charity, but it could have helped their reputations as well after CC2's failure.
They would have made more money by doing nothing. But.....

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American Gladiators.

Getting brain damage for charity is stupid.
American Gladiators would have been fun, have them clad in over the top armor and fake swords tailored to their liking and have them beat the shit out of eachother with them, hell you can even have Airsoft fatty there dressed as a goofy jedi as a homage to him and your most famous video, but something silly and heartwarming like that requires a soul, something Anusa suck out of him and not in the fun way.
 
Not only is she going to leave him, divorce him, and take what is left of his assets, she will also publicly and loudly accuse him of physical and psychological abuse. Possibly even sexual assault or rape.
I'm sure Maureen has already told Anus to start planting those seeds. After a month of silence she comes out subtly blaming The Raped for the harassment she's getting from the Content Cop and saying things like "Ian won't like this", portraying him as a neurotic husband and herself as her loyal wife. Only one of them can win after the divorce and is by claiming the other one was abusive. Funnily, in Ian's case that's factually true and he has carved himself a path to become the poster child for BPD bitch wife abuse survivor. All he has to do is speak up but he'd rather rope himself than admit that Sam, Ethan, The Coach and every other person who gave him sound advice were right.
 
Clearly we need Frank Hassle to fuck with Ian
I would give anything for Frank to take an interest in these two. They bitch and moan about the way the Internet has treated them as much as anyone, yet they have been treated with kiddie gloves from day 1. They still are. The entirety of their "harassment" and "hate" has been in the form of unkind words. They've never been hacked, swatted, sued, stalked, or confronted in public for any of their antics. It would be absolutely hilarious to see them get the WingsofRedemption treatment for just a week, especially after they condoned and endorsed CPS calls and human skull shipments.
 
To me it reads like a shitty quirky joke because for some reason they don't want to disclose they're in Maureen's basement even though everyone already knows they're there. The only reason they don't upload on their self imposed schedule is because they're lazy niggers. Also, Maureen would rather be at home co-torturing his failson-in-law than in Disneyland.
Or we were wrong and they're actually in Eugenia Cooney's basement?! Just kidding they're too poor to stay in that Hell house.
Editing my comment to ask something important: on Casino when PPP and Warski claim Anisa and Ian had to sell all their furniture on FB market place is that true? Or am I just stupid and not realizing that's a joke.
 
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I think I might definitely be conflating some details and misremembering things but wasn't there a theory floating around about Anus and Ian going with boxing for CC as a way to try and get back at Sam for ruining Ian's "Puppet Master" shit?
 
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I think I might definitely be conflating some details and misremembering things but wasn't there a theory floating around about Anus and Ian going with boxing for CC as a way to try and get back at Sam for ruining Ian's "Puppet Master" shit?
Theory, yes. Reality, no.

The reason they made Creator clash is that at the time they made it, creator boxing was big, and the culture around it could be described as very chuddy, performative, and money focused, basically how regular pro-fighting is (Not that these retarded commies would have known that).

In short, it was a bunch of rich assholes being paid way too much money to poorly fight other rich assholes. Anus being the dumb cunt that she is likely saw this, hated the fact that people were making money doing something she decided she was good at, and decided that she would reinvent the entire process, make it about whores and communism, and that if she just gave some of the infinite money it would make to charity this would lead to her being better than Pokimane.
 
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