DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

I'm confused. What did Doody do? Did he literally go to Phil's house?

I kind of find it funny how every five years you get one Detractor who thinks they're bigger than they are. Fred Fuchs. James The Lesser. Now Doody here. Like Phil is talking about suing detractors but I have a feeling no tears would be shed if Doody ate it. Next time just SWAT him so you can get him killed and get yourself arrested too. Thanks.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

People who actually listen to DOO-DEE about literally anything Phil-related are retards. He is the wings007 of Phil. At this point, I just kind of don't care. He'll be back eventually to get that money(he really will) and when he does, there's gonna be a big detractor hullabaloo, probably over fucking nothing, and then it'll be Phil clockin' in as usual. I will remain team Nothing Ever Happens.

 

[architect]

But the worst thing of all is that Doody didn't confirm shit, because this stupid little stunt only proved that Phil the hermit didn't answer his door to pick up a random package. There is no live-feed showing he still hasn't picked it up, only that something was left there and because Phil didn't open up to receive it, it HAS to mean he's in CT.

You do know that Samsonite is a luggage manufacturer, right? It's not just "a random package", it's a fucking SUITCASE. Maybe I'm crazy, but I think DSP buying a suitcase gives a little credence to the "he's in Connecticut visiting his parents" theory.

 

[FamicomGorby]

You do know that Samsonite is a luggage manufacturer, right? It's not just "a random package", it's a fucking SUITCASE. Maybe I'm crazy, but I think DSP buying a suitcase gives a little credence to the "he's in Connecticut visiting his parents' theory.

Sure, but could also mean he's literally going anywhere. Plus, why the fuck would he then say that Phil is coming back tomorrow when even if this did prove that Phil went to CT, it can't show when he's coming back? That all aside, the source is still basically "trust me bro". Doody is wrong about shit all the time, he is not a reliable source of information and giving him the benefit of the doubt on anything is fuckin retarded.

Like suppose this pic is legit from a UPS employee, and not some retard that made it up to fuck with Doody. For all we know it could just be from another unit in Phil's condo community.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Don't be so quick to dismiss Fred Fuchs from that competition

Ravensdolphin. The bad detractors are really bad

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

He might have brought his horse to the Calgary Stampede! https://www.calgarystampede.com/

It’s going on from July 4th till the 13th.

I highly doubt it as it requires a passport and lord knows how hard that is to obtain for DSP.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

DSP ordered a Samsonite suitcase a couple days before his trip. The driver left the package on DSP's doorstep and took a picture of the box to show that it was delivered successfully and undamaged. DSP goes missing for a few days and a detractor UPS employee decides to look up DSP's address in their system. They find the Samsonite suitcase order, take a screenshot of the delivery driver's picture and then send it to Doody, unsolicited. Doody then shares the picture on Twitter.

I seriously dislike Doody, but he really didn't do anything other than share the screenshot. From what I can gather, the people who are going off on moralfagging tirades don't really understand when that picture was taken or how Doody got it. Some people even seem to think that he or one of his dented agents went to DSP's house and took pictures of his porch.

That could be the case, but if detractor UPS guy really exists, why send it to fucking doody? The person half the detractor community doesn't believe? Send it to literally anyone else.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Phil has to paint him as the Supreme Leader of Detractors

He is the low hanging fruit that he can easily target to validate his schizo rants, he wishes every single person that dislikes him would be like that for easy pickings. But it only takes one "Doody" for him to make a huge deal out of it and say everyone out there is willing to break the law just to fuck with him.

And sadly dents eat up everything he says. The delivery gay op is serving the bison burger on dsp's plate just nicely.

 

[Iron Father]

Remember this from the King Snake (f)arc(e)?

 

[Moar Krabs]

So if Doody is wrong about Phil coming back tomorrow how will he come back from it will he admit he is wrong or do full on damage control

 

[San Dimas High School]

So if Doody is wrong about Phil coming back tomorrow how will he come back from it will he admit he is wrong or do full on damage control

He's wrong 90% of the time he says anything, it's safe to say nothing will happen. It'd be more odd if he was right.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Shit i dont have a sandwhich shop analogy to describe how much of a faggot doody is, please help and tip!

 

[harrybrookfan21]

Oh God... Doody might be right... This faggot is supposed to do his gay DSP tries it tomorrow (Friday).
He will never miss that shit. fast food > parents

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Remember this from the King Snake (f)arc(e)?

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There is something so funny about dsp delaying his already planned dates to visit his parents one last time and making a huge fucking mess out of absolutely everything.

What did Phil most likely do?

• Tells his mom the late april trip was a no go due to "work" or khets "work" permissions.
• Says that Jasper is going to get Vietnam style PTSD for staying alone a few days and they have no one to look after him.
• Said he doesn't have enough money due to 2 BIG BILLS coming over.
• Said he can't afford not to stream work because he has to provide for his very real and authentic style family

His parents get stressed out and very sad because they know they don't have much time left and they really want to see his son and wife one last time.

And all of this was just done to get a W on internet strangers.

 

[CannedBacon]

Do you guys think he's active on his dentcord server? Funny to think about him venting to his die hard dents about whatever is going on

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

So if Doody is wrong about Phil coming back tomorrow how will he come back from it will he admit he is wrong or do full on damage control

It would be more interesting if Doody is right about Phil returning tomorrow, how he got this picture and knew Phil was returning Friday.

I've suspected like many that Doody is one of Phil's whales, paying Phil to keep his channel up. Wings collected from his trolls like that, and Doody was originally from Wings retard group.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

long absences like this are quite telling. shows that when he finally kicks the bucket, the biggest loss will not be his life, but the community that was formed by and bonded over his own retarded choices in life.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Wasn't there something retarded a few months ago with Doody and tracking a package Phil or Khet got, like he somehow knows someone that works at the local UPS in Renton who gives him "secret information" like this? It could be his same inside dent that sent him this picture to prove Phil bought new luggage or some shit.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

There’s a pattern with lolcow a-logs: they tend to be lolcows in their own right. Doody is just an obvious example from the Goutsphere.

Ravensdolphin. The bad detractors are really badq

I had that guy completely erased from my mind. If anyone’s morbidly curious, make sure you haven’t eaten in a while.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Shit i dont have a sandwhich shop analogy to describe how much of a faggot doody is, please help and tip!

So imagine you own a sandwich shop, and every day the same guy comes in without buying a sandwich, and goes straight into the men's room where he runs an illegal dick sucking business. He attracts other men who come in every day that also do not buy sandwiches. They are just there to get their dicks sucked by that colossal faggot.