DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups

[el bandito loco]

Actually there's 2 things. That, and the hypno glasses Gunn said he got from Tom King who said thats how Superman's disguise works. Which i dont know where he got that, because it isn't. the implication back in the day was not that it was hypno glasses, but Superman's vision powers had some sort of mild hypnosis. The glasses just helped.

which was already stupid, thats why its not a commonly known thing because it makes more sense he just doesnt act the same so nobody suspects, plus superman people just think is superman all the time.

Max Landis had a better explanation than anyone else whos ever tried to explain it when he said that people would say Clark looks like Superman all the time and he'd just say 'I know, right? Pretty cool!'

people do look like other people and get told that all the time. even people theyre around, it doesnt make everyone think theyre the same guy in different clothes.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Max Landis had a better explanation than anyone else whos ever tried to explain it when he said that people would say Clark looks like Superman all the time and he'd just say 'I know, right? Pretty cool!'

Pity Landis got cancelled, because he really did have a great grasp of Superman as a character and world, and this explanation is exactly the kind of "how's it work?" stuff comic fans love to eat up and have fun with. That it's so perfectly... common-sensible is icing on the cake.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Darkseid has a great sense in what women should wear all the time.

 

[el bandito loco]

Pity Landis got cancelled, because he really did have a great grasp of Superman as a character and world, and this explanation is exactly the kind of "how's it work?" stuff comic fans love to eat up and have fun with. That it's so perfectly... common-sensible is icing on the cake.

He actually just finished his full planned Superman story last week. In American Alien when it came out I knew there was more to it because the backup pages were like background lore that had fuck all to do with the story itself but the DCU at large.

He planned like a 10 year run of miniseries and stuff but got canceled so he just did them as fan fic YouTube shit. It does the smallville thing of different for the sake of being different with everything and is hit or miss, but everything about his Superman himself is awesome. I wish it had gotten made as his little AU DC imprint comics as initially written and planned instead of videos because the man is insufferable to watch.

I thought it was all great though although I think most people won't like how much he shits on Batman, but as an AU thing, I dug it.

I wish he would have gotten tapped to write a Superman movie because all the Superman shit itself he ever came up with is simple, makes sense and great. And all the weird AU shit like monster aquaman, fat black ted kord and evil batman he never would do in a mainstream movie because he's a fan of that shit and wouldn't do that to the general audience. That all works in the Max Landis ultimate dc universe but hes not stupid enough to think that should be the mainstream thing.

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

Darkseid has a great sense in what women should wear all the time.

For real, he really needs to tone down the sexiness of his ranks.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

For real, he really needs to tone down the sexiness of his ranks.
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Bro, I was talking about what he had Supergirl and Granny Goodness's subordinates wear, not Karen herself

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

Bro, I was talking about what he had Supergirl and Granny Goodness's subordinates wear, not Karen herself

I know, I was being an asshole.

Then again, Darkseid did try to fuck Granny, so I am not sure what his tastes are. What is it with DC villains and fat chicks, Lex is also a chubby chaser if Waller is anything to go by.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I know, I was being an asshole.

Then again, Darkseid did try to fuck Granny, so I am not sure what his tastes are. What is it with DC villains and fat chicks, Lex is also a chubby chaser if Waller is anything to go by.

All DC villains would have threads on here if we existed in that universe.

 

[Humble Architect]

I know, I was being an asshole.

Then again, Darkseid did try to fuck Granny, so I am not sure what his tastes are. What is it with DC villains and fat chicks, Lex is also a chubby chaser if Waller is anything to go by.

To be fair, Lex was high as fuck when he did that. A friend of mine had the funnier explanation that Lex was doing that out of paranoid fear that Superman would try to eat him and honestly I could see peak-hysterical Lex thinking that.

Peak human, fuck Batman, this what our highest level of performance looks like.

 

[Eventide]

I know, I was being an asshole.

Then again, Darkseid did try to fuck Granny, so I am not sure what his tastes are. What is it with DC villains and fat chicks, Lex is also a chubby chaser if Waller is anything to go by.

I might be imagining this, but wasn't there a comic arc from the 80's where Darkseid had agents on Earth whose sole task was to select his porn? He was into bondage/femdom

EDIT: holy sh!t, the comic arc was real!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqaBcL0PUzI

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I might be imagining this, but wasn't there a comic arc from the 80's where Darkseid had agents on Earth whose sole task was to select his porn? He was into bondage/femdom

Guy had absolute mind control powers and a harem of willing girls under Granny Goodness, is he retarded?

 

[Humble Architect]

I might be imagining this, but wasn't there a comic arc from the 80's where Darkseid had agents on Earth whose sole task was to select his porn? He was into bondage/femdom

You talking about Sleaze and his attempt to get Barda and Supes to do a porno?

That’s the comic where Darkseid was chilling on Scott’s chair and was like, “Listen boy, you don’t like me, I don’t like you, but that little freak is gonna cuck you, which by relation cucks me and I’m not gonna suffer that insult. Let’s get some beers and go whoop-ass son.”

I’m paraphrasing but even Darkseid hated Sleaze, which considering Darkseid’s harem girls, I took that as even he hates cuckery.

 

[el bandito loco]

To be fair, Lex was high as fuck when he did that. A friend of mine had the funnier explanation that Lex was doing that out of paranoid fear that Superman would try to eat him and honestly I could see peak-hysterical Lex thinking that.
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Peak human, fuck Batman, this what our highest level of performance looks like.

I've been watching all the DC animated movies with my nephew who's around 9 when I end up watching him. well, more so turning them on for him and watching parts of it while I clean or do other shit.

A year or so ago, I'd never heard him curse before but was in the kitchen and heard him go 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??' and went in there expecting my cat to be like breaking something or whatever but I found him talking to the TV and it was that scene. I laughed my ass off when I realized Lex kissing Waller is what gave him such a visceral reaction.

I asked him while laughing if it was because she's fat or she's black, and he went BOTH!

 

[Eventide]

You talking about Sleaze and his attempt to get Barda and Supes to do a porno?

That’s the comic where Darkseid was chilling on Scott’s chair and was like, “Listen boy, you don’t like me, I don’t like you, but that little freak is gonna cuck you, which by relation cucks me and I’m not gonna suffer that insult. Let’s get some beers and go whoop-ass son.”

I’m paraphrasing but even Darkseid hated Sleaze, which considering Darkseid’s harem girls, I took that as even he hates cuckery.

...but, didn't they actually do a porno? Darkseid (being an uncharacteristic bro) gave a tape to Scott, & Scott's reactions to the tape imply it was, uh, salacious:

If Sleeze didn't give Darkseid the tape, than I guess a Parademon did? Or Metron? It was ordered from a catalogue? (IDK, I wasn't alive in the 80's, no idea how people purchased porn in the olden days).

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I just don't want Gunn to fuck up Lobo...

 

[Humble Architect]

...but, didn't they actually do a porno? Darkseid (being an uncharacteristic bro) gave a tape to Scott, & Scott's reactions to the tape imply it was, uh, salacious:

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If Sleeze didn't give Darkseid the tape, than I guess a Parademon did? Or Metron? It was ordered from a catalogue? (IDK, I wasn't alive in the 80's, no idea how people purchased porn in the olden days).

I forgot they did the porno, that’s funny. I choose to believe Clark was Patrick Bateman flexing during. That is one of those instances I’ve mentioned, where Clark going red eyes of death is warranted.

This whole thing was just Byrne being a shit to Kirby btw, because Scott and Barda were based on Jack and his wife’s relationship.

EDIT: Apparently Supes and Barda didn’t get it on but Barda was a train conductor. So yeah, Superman ripping Sleaze limb from limb would’ve been in character.

 

[Eventide]

I just don't want Gunn to fuck up Lobo...

If the new Superman box office tracking is anything to go by, he probably won't be given a chance/WB will politely show Gunn's cringey, self-absorbed ass the door. Also, there's been a bunch of blind celebrity gossip suggesting executives were pissed at Gunn since he ignored their suggestions & consultants. The executives did not feel confident in the film he delivered & Supergirl is apparently trash.

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

To be fair, Lex was high as fuck when he did that. A friend of mine had the funnier explanation that Lex was doing that out of paranoid fear that Superman would try to eat him and honestly I could see peak-hysterical Lex thinking that.
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Peak human, fuck Batman, this what our highest level of performance looks like.

A year or so ago, I'd never heard him curse before but was in the kitchen and heard him go 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??' and went in there expecting my cat to be like breaking something or whatever but I found him talking to the TV and it was that scene. I laughed my ass off when I realized Lex kissing Waller is what gave him such a visceral reaction.

Hey, in terms of the Luthor sex life it could always be worse:

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Hey, in terms of the Luthor sex life it could always be worse:

DON'T REMIND ME

 

[Humble Architect]

Hey, in terms of the Luthor sex life it could always be worse:

Lex has always had interesting tastes, three of which are beings he created or influenced, Matrix, Hope and robot Lois.

His rampant perfectionism is never not hilarious in the weird things he gets up to, he’s like a Sim when you let them do their own thing after establishing their life. Oh, Lex is having the lab boys make a hot female android that just happens to look like prime Halle Berry? That’s just Tuesday at Lexcorp.