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*Guile's Theme from Street fighter 2 plays softly in the background*
*Kssht* "Breaker breaker, this is Cockfag Shiteater requesting a pit stop, I've been on the road now for over
30 minutes now and my back is really starti-" *the cab starts shaking violently and a loud, repetitive thumping noise can be heard* "
HUUUH WHATS HAPPENING??!? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!
KHAM AHN!" *kssht*
*kssht* "This is dispatch. Philip, it's been 6 days and you've barely made it out of Washington, that shipment of spoons was supposed to be in Stratford on Wednesday! Pit stop denied, over." *kssht*
*kssht* "That is such a cope bro. There's no
way *SNORT* I'm behind. I've been driving 6 days a week
FULL TIME an-" *the cab shakes wildly as Philip drives over the rumble strips
AGAIN* "DOOD!!!! I'M TURNING THE WHEEL!
LOOK!! THE LINES ARE CHEATING!!!" *throat clear* "Now guys, I've been a driving content
creator for over 16 years now and driving simulators professionally for over 2 months so I think I...