DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I wake up, have breakfast, do some shit around the house, return to 8 new pages - it's just Doody being a faggot. Nigga was probably the only detractor who was legitimately having the shakes and tweaking out because his boycrush isn't streaming :story: Pretty much every other detractor is either having fun speculating or detoxing.
 
"Don't ask how i know. I just know."
Posts screenshot of a UPS or Amazon internal tool.

Who wants to email Amazon and UPS and tell them one of their employees is violating the rights of customers?
Obligatory: doody is subhuman and far more annoying and offensive than Phil.

The silver lining to this retarded doody (redundant) op is that I think he’s getting a little antsy at how long Phil has been gone. This could be a poke to get Phil to show himself.

Money a little tight already, doody? Not so different than DSP in the end are you?
 
I have a few theories that are more specific;

1) CT, but Dave and Linda have given an ultimatum regarding his inheritance. He needs an actual job or no will. We know out the 2 Dave is the ball-buster but I think Linda got him his credit controller job as she is an accountant. I think ultimately Melissa will get the house as they did formally adopt her, and Phil has disappointed them by having no children. I think he left Khet in CT and said she was ill but it was to cat sit. He also cannot risk Kat being reprogrammed by Linda and Dave, we know Phil is an abusive fuck.

2) Kat, mental breakdown. Kat sadly has a checkered history with mental health, and her weight gain warrants the possibility of an antipsychotic medication or epilepsy drugs. The 4th of July stream, if true, is indicative of an oncoming episode. Whilst she chose her bed, Phil, behind closed doors, is a horrific person. We know he gaslights, and due to his numerous outbursts about weight, I believe he is vocally abusive to her, particularly about her weight. I think she just snapped and went away and checked into a hospital. Anyone here with people and mental issues knows this is sadly common, and when we saw Kat last year, we saw a very sad woman.

If he is not back Monday, it's pretty serious, and at that point, I think the HOA has kicked him out or is in the process of.
 
Obligatory: doody is subhuman and far more annoying and offensive than Phil.

The silver lining to this retarded doody (redundant) op is that I think he’s getting a little antsy at how long Phil has been gone. This could be a poke to get Phil to show himself.

Money a little tight already, doody? Not so different than DSP in the end are you?
i didnt know how weird doody was. i always thought someone with shit as a name would seem kinda off but hes genuinely a subhuman
 
The next DSP will break 5k and it'll become his most donated stream. That'll finally show PPP!
And he just had to copy the Casino to become as sussessful then them. Makes you think. All the other times where he begged like a crackwhorte it didn't work (I shave my beard guys. You giuys like me?). But if he really breaks that lofty goal with him being off for a long time it would proove him completly wrong. Remember when one dent told him that the Kino guys are in demand because they don't stream everyday? He had a mini meltdown over it "I would loose money over it, I would loose my audience" But if it would work he would have to admit he was wrong all along. See Phil? you are doing everything wrong, nothing correct even if you vanish without a peep
 
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Doody is a special type of retard, i would not put him in the same tier as a dsp dent, or even a whale, those people are unironically supporting dsp because they truly believe that their time, money and efforts are deserved. They are dents due to the fact that they are incapable of reasoning and get scammed day to day, but stay true to what they like.

Doody on the other hand is the biggest loser we have seen in dsp history, this specimen is the only person we can truly call "obsessed", he goes above and beyond to fabricate gay ops to help and construct a narrative, donates to dsp to bait for gay ass clips or vids to shit out on his channel daily. He does what the typical dsp dent does but only to benefit himself while looking like a clown.

Out of anyone that Phil can call a "no life loser" he is the only one that he's 100% correct about. Doody is the prime poster child of how to be a complete fucking faggot on the internet.
honestly, from day one 2-3yr ago he gave me cringe chrischan troll level vibes; it’s gross and sad lol
 
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Got bored/morbid/curious so went googling


Someone’s an eager beaver boy scout, wonder how long this has been up lol

Maybe I’ll donate some trees when he’s actually in the cold ground, since we all know Phil is a very charitable individual.
 
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Looks like you called it.
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I don't remember ever seeing Phil's front door from the outside so I was skeptical if this picture was real at first, but I followed up on the post below and found the following listings on Zillow.
If any of you are thinking about moving, know that there is a house for sale in Phils community.
In the listings I got an image of the front doors of 2 units. Not all units seem to have the door in an angled wall, but the door in Doody's picture and the second unit do. If I remember correctly from the house tours, Phil has it at an angle as well. All units seem to have the glass side panel in the door frame, just like the picture. The wooden paneling in the picture is in the same style as all the other units, all ranging in different shades of light colors. The steps to the door seem to be in different styles too, the picture has rounded edges and the 2 units in the listing have them straight but one is angled because of the door, all seem to be made from the same materials.
Front 1.webpFront 2.webpFront inside.webp

Just wanted to share some of the autism, picture seems to check out.
 
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