Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

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Nah, it's more a sign of how much he misses his boyfriend:

he's woken up on Twitter. (Nothing worth archiving, imo.)

I dunno, that one's a bit more intriguing with the context of what he's responding to:


[A1] [A2]

So right after his round of twitter flirting with that deaf lady fizzles out, his next target reaches out for pen pals if they're "into the following," which reads like it meant the whole list, to which the "Christian" trad dad sees witchcraft and immediately thinks "I'm your boy"? Now I really want to see all nine bodycams for a more high-res glimpse at just what sort of esoteric reading list he's had on all those blurry bookshelves, not to mention some deets on that Harry Potter cupboard story that Meme Copium will only vaguely tease about until "a certain event" that will never come. Do any OGs here remember if Balldomort ever opened up on old streams about a fascination with the dark arts?

 

[SigmaBalls]

Nick, Nick buddy, pal, ole horrorcow-of-mine, listen buddy, i know by the time you're reading this you'll just BARELY be awake, hitting your first canister of galaxy gas, listen;

You can't legally drink, and won't be able to for a very long time, and your 17 year old son will resent you forever for not caring enough to share a drink with him when he's 21.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

your 17 year old son will resent you forever for not caring enough to share a drink with him when he's 21.

Nick's son will probably give him another black eye for insisting he drinks on his birthday.

Alcohol ruined his dad's life, he'd be a moron to let Nick touch alcohol around him probation or not. If he's gonna drink at all it better be in college or something far away from his parents influence.

The kids ditching that household is their only chance at turning out okay.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's grip on reality is slipping. Reset the counter. Only 1 or 2 bad days away from a felony.

He didn't stream last night. I was surprised. He seldom misses an opportunity to take a victory lap. I'm not huffing hopium anytime soon but there's a possibility that one of his many other issues caught up with him.

Do any OGs here remember if Balldomort ever opened up on old streams about a fascination with the dark arts?

Intriguing question. Not particularly. (I had to look up what's actually considered a "dark art".)

I don't recall him expressing any real belief, or even joking that much, about psychics or spells or tarot cards or even astrology.

He's made some cracks about the Catholic church. As you probably know, many strict Protestants don't believe Catholics are Christian due to the belief in transubstantiation in the taking of communion, among other practices like praying to saints and the Pope... but it was nothing serious.

However, I've never watched any of the anime or played any of the games that he has. The gamer/anime crowd ITT would know more about that. Some of the niche movies he's mentioned seem pretty fucking weird when I googled them.

If I were to guess, Kayla's probably loosely into "dark arts". Their creepy chiropractor, her belief in new age medicine, her odd rant about the Joker's psychosis, and maybe even her Bella-like pick-up truck points to this. @Not Who You Think would know more.

Edit to Add: He's a D&D guy. I'm sure some people consider that to be a dark art, but it's so mainstream that I never have.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

While it sucks that Nick and his shyster Randazza managed to drag out the proceedings long enough to exhaust Montagraph's funds, remember that it's always darkest before the dawn. Nick is looking very haggard and his arrogance and sense of invulnerability is sure to increase as a result of this, so I figure there's a roughly 50% chance his lifestyle results in him flatlining before the end of the year. Whether that's a flatlined EKG that puts him in the ground or a flatlined EEG that results in him becoming a vegetable in a hospital bed who breeds new strains of antibiotic-resistant bacteria to plague mankind remains to be seen.

 

[Father Balldo]

He didn't stream last night. I was surprised. He seldom misses an opportunity to take a victory lap.

HE HAS TO GET UP EARLY TO DRIVE HIS KEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ AROUND AND THEN GO PUT UP ROOOOOOOOOAD SIGNS *slams fist into sides of head and dances*

 

[Melty Butter]

What is even happening here? The user's name is Paul Shea who hates Aaron (local to St. Cloud, in radio IIRC). He's getting a lot of flack in the comments which is interesting. It may not be the real Paul Shea but it sounds like it could be.

(If this belongs in another thread, I'm happy to delete. I'm a little unclear about the Farms' preferred posting locations on April matters these days.)

 

[SigmaBalls]

Nick's son will probably give him another black eye for insisting he drinks on his birthday.

Just speaking from the common, normal healthy family situation sort of angle. If Nick cared as much as he wants sycophant's and the public to believe, this entire arc never would've happened.

And Kayla never would've looked like this before we got confirmation they were swinging.


So yeah, decent chance the son just goes through the motions, I wouldn't blame him. Both wishing he had the normal experience, and never wanting to touch what created this upbringing.

 

[Nova902]

What is even happening here? The user's name is Paul Shea who hates Aaron (local to St. Cloud, in radio IIRC). He's getting a lot of flack in the comments which is interesting. It may not be the real Paul Shea but it sounds like it could be.
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(If this belongs in another thread, I'm happy to delete. I'm a little unclear about the Farms' preferred posting locations on April matters these days.)

Aaron stuff goes in the Aaron thread

 

[Folgers Can]

Crossposting from the Imholte thread since Nick's HRO now sounds like part of a broader pushback:

Well, better late than never I guess, as Aaron just said in his still-live morning show that MAPton's still-live snipe stream is being reported as a violation of an HRO against MAPton that has already been in effect for an unstated period of time, and neither one of them bothered to even mention it until now:

 

[Sneed Force One]

April being verifiably back on drugs would be interesting, as being Nick Rekieta's hostage cocksleeve is undoubtably the source of her trauma that requires narcotics to soothe.

Crossposting from the Imholte thread since Nick's HRO now sounds like part of a broader pushback:

Fascinating. Has anyone found an MCRO number on this?
MNPR if your reading, please give us details.

The Sektur / Faggotverse is truly sentient, it gives and takes. It inhales and exhales.
We "lose" the Monty case, we win Melton violating HROs.

I wonder why Nick made such a public spectacle of it, while Melton has kept his TRO/HRO response quiet?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

April being verifiably back on drugs would be interesting, as trauma from being Nick Rekieta's hostage cocksleeve is undoubtably the source of her trauma that requires narcotics to soothe.

Or, another possibility, Nick's still supplying her.

 

[Desktop User2]

April being verifiably back on drugs would be interesting, as trauma from being Nick Rekieta's hostage cocksleeve is undoubtably the source of her trauma that requires narcotics to soothe.

Or she is and always has been a crackwhore.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

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I think Nick actually forgot to learn what "endemic" means. Too busy putting up signs.

I thought he doesn’t read this thread anymore?

Fascinating. Has anyone found an MCRO number on this?
MNPR if your reading, please give us details.

The Sektur / Faggotverse is truly sentient, it gives and takes. It inhales and exhales.
We "lose" the Monty case, we win Melton violating HROs.

I wonder why Nick made such a public spectacle of it, while Melton has kept his TRO/HRO response quiet?

Is it possible melton hasn’t gotten served so he didn’t know? Is there an issue with serving in another state?

 

[Melty Butter]

Aaron stuff goes in the Aaron thread

Except I was interested in the April issue of the Reddit post, not Aaron, or even the Dabbleverse issues, as I clearly said. Do April matters go on Aaron's thread or this one? @AltisticRight

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Nick doesn’t know the difference between pyrrhic (thread’s new favorite word) and phimosis.

Nah, Nicky knows everything there is to know about cock.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron would have an even stronger claim then H3H3's current lawsuit with the stream sniping.

There is absolutely no commentary, 100% playback, video description is a "A free Steel Toe chat experience", directly insinuating to supplant Aaron's market.
At the risk of promoting flaggotry, I can't see YouTube defending this.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Fascinating. Has anyone found an MCRO number on this?
MNPR if your reading, please give us details.

The Sektur / Faggotverse is truly sentient, it gives and takes. It inhales and exhales.
We "lose" the Monty case, we win Melton violating HROs.

I wonder why Nick made such a public spectacle of it, while Melton has kept his TRO/HRO response quiet?

As its the case, all percived Nick's W are turning into massive L's, quoting Ragepig "ITS GODS PLAN!"

 

[Steve Seagull]

I wonder why Nick made such a public spectacle of it, while Melton has kept his TRO/HRO response quiet?

I don't follow him so I don't know how much of content he has except Aaron, but he'd loose the paypigs, the viewers/haters and content if they know or suspect he can't speak about Aaron anymore.

Possibly Nick told him Aaron can't enforce it and they both ignore it and continue as usual.

It'd be a huge L for them to be gagged by Aaron. A humiliation.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I'd say Aaron has a better chance with Melton than Nick.
Just keep playing @Third World Aristocrat's video at the judge lol